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-	{{wh2-trans|Homestar, Y2K|<big>'''Act 1 - Ekul and Sader'''</big>	+	{{wh2-trans|Darlon, Ekul, Stinkoman K, Vanhock, Chwoka, ApocalypX, Strong Sader, Computer Drone, Nemesi, Xenos, Eleanor, Etna, X-Bot 3000, Homestar Runner, Will, Jordan|''{white space. Everyone appears, except for the LoE. A voice is heard.}''
-	''{Open to Strong Sader being thrown into a chair by Strong Mad. Dark Sader sits in a chair opposite.}''	+	'''DARLON:''' ''{voice}'' Welcome to a pocket universe. I made it, just for you. Now, this universe is highly suggestable, so feel free to wish up whatever you want. When my plan is finished, I'll let you back out to the living hwell that is the real world. Well, the simulation. Have fun. And by the way there is no escape.
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Why have you brought me here?	+	'''EKUL:''' Oh snap. Darlon's getting back at me mainly I think. Once I marooned him. Well, time for testing the boundaries
-	'''DARK SADER:''' Simple. You removed my moderator powers, and I want them back.	+	''{Ekul thinks a scientific computer}''
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' And what makes you think I'll comply?	+	'''EKUL:''' Might as well research stuff while we plan for a way to get out.
-	'''DARK SADER:''' ''{Chuckles evilly under his breath}'' Because if you don't, we'll destroy the world.	+	''{Ekul begins calculating}''
-	''{Cut to a close up of Strong Sader's face, frozen in horror. A dramatic cue looms. The screen blacks out. Cut to the wasteland that used to be Free Country USA.}''	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' Well, as long as you're advancing the plot, Ekul...hang on.
-	'''EKUL:''' Oh, man. This place is ruined. That rip really did destroy-	+	''{Stinkoman K thinks up a couch, including a TV, a Nintendo DS with a case of games, and a Wii}''
-	''{Suddenly a gigantic crack appears, then an earthquake. The earthquake damages the sports field, part of the locker room, and destroys several buildings Homestar runs in panic. It continues to occur}	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{sits on couch}'' I'll just kick back here.
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Augh! It's true! The ground is like jello again!	+	'''EKUL:''' Wow, do you even have all your saved games?
-	'''EKUL:''' Uh oh! We did more damage than we thought!	+	''{The sugar grows arms and legs.}''
-	'''MEEK SADER:''' That's not the glitches! Something's fracturing the crust!	+	'''VANHOCK:''' Uhhh...
-	'''EKUL:''' What!? Oh no...	+	''{The sugar attacks Vanhock, while the pool wings aroun d the latter, trying to hit things. The DS grows teeth and tries to eat Stinkoman K's hands, while the television creates a huge laser. Ther Wiimotes and TV Remote atempts to beat Homestar, and the Wii itself launches disks at people. The couch tries to kick Ekul over, and the scietific computer beans people with the keyboard and whips people with the mouse.}''
-	''{A crack bursts directly below Ekul and he falls through it. He barely manages to hold onto the edge. Cut to Strong Sader, whose being escorted to a room with a large reactor looking object in the center.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' I should have known!
-	'''DARK SADER:''' THIS is the source of our power. It works through breaking down binary coding, and then reforming it, and thus we get more energy out then we put in.	+	''{Ekul throws a fireball at the computer and it shorts out before exploding.}''
-	''{Reflected Ekul walks into the room a new Legion of Evil themed cloak.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Uh, now what?
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Hello, Dark Sader. Darlon said I should talk to you. Alone.	+	'''CHWOKA:''' ''{pinned down by the Sugar}'' Uh, we don't think?
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Wait one minute. So what is your doomsday device?	+	'''DARLON:''' Too bad! As time goes on, the universe becomes both more suggestable and more sinister, until the slighteset thought causes the worst things ever! Make a world now, and it won't be suggestable!
-	'''DARK SADER:''' When we planted that house, we also planted a seismic disturber, which can disintegrate the crust of the Earth! Blue Laser Troop 14, demonstrate.	+	'''OTHER VOICE:''' ''{breaking up}'' Solidify...a world...in...gre...detail...and...it...won...be...sug...table...not...nearly as...sin...er ''{KSSSHH}''
-	''{A blue laser troop salutes, then turns up the power. Marzipan's house is demolished in the destruction}''	+	'''CHWOKA:''' Quickly, people, think up a planet for us all in great detail!
-	'''DARK SADER:''' Okay, I'll come now.	+	''{cut to a zoom out, and a planet appears. Cut back, Chwoka and everyone are on the planet. Chwoka is playing a portable system that has every game console up to the N64 built in.}''
-	''{Reflected Ekul and Dark Sader walk out of the hearing range of Strong Sader}''	+	'''CHWOKA:''' Yeah. If we think up the inner workings of stuff, it's not dangerous.
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Strong Sader needs to give you your power back, right? Well, I am basically Ekul's image, that guy that's his friend. Make like you're going to kill me or something.	+	'''EKUL:''' Hmm...
-	'''DARK SADER:''' You crap! I'll kill you! ''{Raises his arm as if to strike.}''	+	''{Ekul concentrates very hard and imagines a science computer in great detail. He specifies the bytes, what it can do, etc. He manages to create a computer in 4 hours after tying up every loophole.}''
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' ''{Yelling so that Strong Sader can hear}'' Kill me if you want, but Strong Sader will never give you access again!	+	'''EKUL:''' Maybe Wikipedia can tell us how we can escape!
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Crap! They've got Ekul!	+	'''WIKIPEDIA:''' Sorry, but "Escape from Hellish White Wishing Pocket Dimension" did not weildany search results.
-	''{Strong Sader runs in between the two.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' If the internet works, light can escape. So it's not a black hole...
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' If you kill Ekul, you might as well kill me too, because Ekul wouldn't want me to give you my powers again no matter what!	+	'''CHWOKA:''' Well DUH, Captain Obvious. We're only surrounded by a ENDLESS WHITE VOID.
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' ''{Thinking}'' Crap. It backfired. ''{spoken}'' You can destroy FCUSA and kill all the Homestar characters you want, hey, even destroy the system, but we'll never give it up! Ever!	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' No. ''{gets up and walks to Ekul}'' He means, Chwoka, that if we can access the internet, there must be a place somewhere here where a wireless signal can be picked up.
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Darn right!	+	''{cut to FCUSA, slightly wrecked. A wire is coming out of nowhere. Cut back.}''
-	'''STRONG MAD:''' ME TOO!	+	'''STRONG SAD:''' Dear Diary, today is the greatest day. Strong Bad is now Strong Pile of Ash.
-	'''DARK SADER:''' Shut up, you're on our side	+	''{Cut back to the pocket universe}''
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Even the bomb you put on my head in the real world!	+	'''APOC:''' WHO HA!
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' But Ekul and I would rather die for real than surrender to you! Right!	+	''{Apoc cuts a rip and runs through it. He falls from above.}''
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' ''{Thinking}'' I think I'm motivating him... not persuading him. Time for more extreme measures. ''{Spoken}'' In fact, in defiance, I shall impale myself!	+	'''APOC:''' Ooof!!! What the? I KNOW! I wish we could get out of here!!!
-	''{Reflected Ekul stabs himself. He falls on the ground. Meanwhile, Ekul at the cliff side falls to his doom down the crevice. Cut back to the Reflected Ekul's body}''	+	'''VOICE:''' WISH DENIED.
-	'''DARK SADER:''' Ah, screw this! ''{Hit Strong Sader on the head, and knocks him out.}'' Lets just extract the file and give it to Darlon.	+	'''APOC:''' I wish for a sammich!
-	''{Reflected Ekul bursts to flame, and stands back up, in a different form}''	+	'''VOICE:''' WISH DENIED.
-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Sorry about that. Now, if I'm correct we could turn him into a ghost and imprison him into your body. You'd then be a dual personality, but it's better than being regular.	+	'''APOC:''' Why?
-	''{Stinkoman K warps in}''	+	'''VOICE:''' WHAT DO YOU WANT ON THE SAMMICH?
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-	'''STINKOMAN K:''' Finally! You have no idea how hard it was to find the coordinates of this place. I overheard the conversation, Ekul, and I think I know how to do that.	+
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-	''{Stinkoman K runs towards Dark Sader and punches him as hard as possible with his solid metal hands.<!--Outcome?-->}''	+
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-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' ''{Thinking}'' Hmm... Maintain cover, attack enemy. Decisions. I have it.	+
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-	''{Reflected Ekul hits the ground and causes Stinkoman K, Dark Sader and Strong Sader to all freeze in a gigantic ice cube.}''	+
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-	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' ''{Thinking}'' There we go. Both accomplished.	+
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-	''{Strong Mad looks oddly at the reflection}''	+
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-	'''STRONG MAD:''' Huh?	+
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-	''{Cut back to Ekul and Meek Sader.}''	+
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-	'''MEEK SADER:''' There appears to be some form of seismic manipulator down there. I'll turn it off. ''{Meek Sader leaps to a ledge below, and deactivates a device.}'' There, try to drop to this ledge. ''{To the others}''	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, if it's not too much to ask, could you get the time-box I buried and bring it up?	+
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-	'''APOC:''' Bleh.	+
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-	''{A giant hologram of a Windows Live Messenger conversation window appears.}''	+
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-	'''Y2K:''' ''{as a typed message}'' I'm deep inside the computer, trying to fix it. ''{as another typed message}'' Maybe someone could help me?	+
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-	'''MEEK SADER:''' You guys stay here and work on the machine thing, I'll go get Ekul.	+
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-	''{Meek Sader glides into the cavern below using his jumper as a parachute.}''	+
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-	'''APOC:''' Why bother staying in a simulation I created? I'm going home.	+
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-	''{Apoc sees a door reading "Way Out" and goes through it.<!--Last appearance of Apoc in Season 1--> Cut to the bottom of the cavern. Meek Sader lands at the bottom. As he reaches the bottom, he finds a light blue penguin instead of Ekul}''	+
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-	'''LIGHT BLUE EKUL:''' Aha! There you are! I see that this machine has started to stop. Now let's destroy it completely!	+
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-	'''MEEK SADER:''' Hmm, death seems to have altered your coding. Anyway, we'll have to return to the surface, I have an eerie feeling about this place. Almost as if... ''{Dramatic zoom in}'' There's a ghost...	+
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-	''{Spooky music cue.}''	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' You silly strange Sader! I'm actually always fractured into separate forms switched by death. This allows me to be focused on certain traits and such. This solves the problem of creating a good and evil side and the fact that I would become a ghost and creates the problem that my personalities are very different.	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{off screen}'' Have you found my time box yet?	+
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-	''{Cut back to the satellite.}''	+
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-	'''REFLECTION EKUL:''' Perfect, now that I've frozen them, I can extract Strong Sader's moderator code! And when I am finally inaugurated, the League of Evil will involve me as its leader!	+
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-	''{Reflection Ekul rattles on, Strong Sader melts himself out of the ice with his plasma abilities. Weak and dying from his fast thawing, he makes his way the reactor's control panel, and deactivates one of the functions.}''	+
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-	'''ALARM:''' Alert! Reactor control field has been deactivated! Meltdown in ten seconds.	+
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-	''{Cut to Darlon}''	+
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-	'''DARLON:''' WHAT!?!	+
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-	''{Cut the outside of the satellite, the countdown and Darlon's screams of anger can be heard as the camera slowly zooms out. The countdown reaches zero, and the satillite explodes in a massive nuclear blast.}''	+
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-	<!--This isn't the end of the LoE. They survive, I'm just rapping up the storyline for the season.-->	+
-	''{The satellite's nuclear explosion generates radioactive waste which rains from the sky}''	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' Uh oh!	+
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-	''{A piece of debris hits the crevice and kills Ekul and Sader. A cloud of radioactivity hovers over FCUSA. Ekul regenerates again, this time as a purple penguin}''	+
	'''EKUL:''' Hmm...		'''EKUL:''' Hmm...
-	''{Ekul uses his fire power to fly out of the crevice}''	+	''{Ekul is intensly typing. Dramatic music plays. Record scratch to see he is actually playing Age of Empires}''
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-	'''EKUL:''' We must evacuate! Free Country USA must be abandoned!	+
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-	'''MEEK SADER:''' If I can get to an access port, I can edit away the radiation.	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' You must get the radiation suit to do that!! Er... A radiation suit. Gamma radiation is quite unforgiving.	+
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-	'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Musters a door to the code universe.}'' Quick! In here!	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' As long as you don't get captured and strand me again. ''{Mutter mutter}''	+
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-	''{Ekul walks through. Inside, Meek Sader successfully edits the code. FCUSA reverts from being a crater to a its normal way, and Bubs returns to life.}''	+
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-	'''MEEK SADER:''' Done.	+
-		+
-	'''EKUL:''' Hmm... So technically the file of radiation is actually shunted to the side. This could be useful somehow. When we want to imprison them, there it is...	+
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-	''{Meek Sader paces the LoE in a file with the debris.}''	+
-		+
-	'''MEEK SADER:''' Actually, I think I'll stay here to regulate the coding. With Dark Sader locked up, I think it's my job to see it stays that way.	+
-		+
-	'''EKUL:''' Superb idea! Thank you, Meek Sader, we are in your debt. I guess you're not all too meek after all...	+
-		+
-	'''MEEK SADER:''' Bye, you'd better get going before the glitch repair system closes the door up again.	+
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-	''{Ekul leaves through the door. As he passes through, the normal FCUSA converts him back to blue with a black coat rather than purple with a green one. The door disappears. Strong Sader respawns.}''	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Groans}'' What happened?	+
-		+
-	'''EKUL:''' You did it. It's over. The legion of evil is imprisoned in a radioactive wasteland.	+
-		+
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh good. ''{Passes out}''	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' Wow. We need a medic.	+
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-	''{Pom Pom drives up in an ambulance}''	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' Oh, perfect.	+
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-	''{The ambulance drives away}''	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' And so, everything was resolved!	+
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-	''{Zoom out to see FCUSA. Big fancy letters say "The End of Act 1!"}''	+
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-	'''VOICE:''' ARRRGH!	+
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-	''{After a while, an object falls from the sky and lands on the ground.}''	+
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-	'''EKUL'S REFLECTION:''' No, Ekul. The game won't end. Ironic that in destroying the Leagues plans that he aided mine. Now, nobody will find me until I'm ready to strike	+
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-	''{Ekul's Reflection creates a coding portal and steps into it.}''	+
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-	''{The hologram of the conversation window appears again.}''	+
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-	'''JOHNNY PHILLIPS:''' ''{as a typed message}'' Is anyone besides me helping Y2K fix the simulation?!	+
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-	<big>'''Act 2 - Homestar to the Rescue? Nope.'''</big>	+
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-	''{cut to Homestar running in the field.}''	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' Homestar run man! Go go go...Homestar run man!	+
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-	''{Homestar runs into something grey.}''	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Owwww...	+
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-	''{zoom out to reveal that a huge, metal square block is where Bubs' used to be.}''	+
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-	''{A hologram Windows Live Messenger conversation window appears.}''	+
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-	'''Y2K:''' ''{as a written message}'' Whoa, look at that. ''{as another written message}'' What happened to Bubs' Concession Stand?	+
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-	'''STRONG SAD:''' It looks like some kinda seismic vibrator. That guy must have moved it to the surface. ''{Strong Sad messes with the controls, and activates it by accident.}''	+
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-	''{Bubs opens a door.}''	+
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-	'''BUBS:''' Stop that! You're messing with my hiding place!	+
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-	''{Stinkoman K runs in, about to hit Bubs}''	+
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-	'''BUBS:''' Oh, no you won't! I've come prepared!	+
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-	''{Bubs knocks Stinkoman K out with a blast of sleeping gas}''	+
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-	'''STINKOMAN K:''' You...suck...	+
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-	''{Stinkoman K collapses to the ground, fast asleep}''	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Bubsy, what are you doing hiding in a cube?	+
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-	'''BUBS:''' ''{asleep}''	+
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-	''{A robot drags Bubs back in and shuts the door.}''	+
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-	''{Vanhock walks by, carrying something that looks like a speed register}	+
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-	'''VANHOCK:''' Playing with a handheld radar! Plating with a-hey! I wonder what this metal thingy looks like in radar! ''{points the radar at Bubs'}'' Hey...It's not showing up.	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Ah-ha! That means Bubs is hiding from the LoE's radaws!	+
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-	'''VANHOCK:''' Homestar? How did you figure that out?	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Three times four!	+
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-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Wait. Aren't the Legion of Evil members locked up in a trash file?	+
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-	'''VANHOCK:''' Wait, they are? Who locked them up?	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' Yes, it's true. Meek Sader locked them in a radioactive wasteland. The only way they're getting out of this one is if a moderator turns against us.	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Who are these suspicious moderator folks?! I must destroy them! ''{Runs off}''	+
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-	'''VANHOCK:''' ...Meek Sader...KILLED MY BROTHER!? CHAAAARGE! ''{Vanhock runs off, towards Strong Bad's house, where Strong Sader is inevitably watching TV.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Homestar and Vanhock are exercising their stupidity gland again...	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Sad! A moderator! Time for a kickening!	+
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-	''{Homestar starts beating him up}''	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' Ouch. Oh well. Kinda fun to watch. He deserved it too.	+
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-	'''CHWOKA:''' ''{walks up}'' Homestar! Why are you beating up Strong Sad?	+
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-	'''HOMESTAR:''' He's a modewatowow!	+
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-	'''CHWOKA:''' No! Moderators are good! Moderators are Eric, ApocolypX, and Strong Sader! Hey, enguin guy, who are you?	+
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-	'''EKUL:''' My name is Ekul.	+
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-	'''CHWOKA:''' Cool. I'm Chwoka.	+
-	''{Cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad is absent.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Ah... I needed a break from all that plot development.
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Look, Meek Sader didn't kill Darlon, he just put him in a kind of prison.	+	''{Cut yo the crater where the haunted house once stood. The caption: "Six Hours Previously..." fades in at the bottom of the screen, and fades out five seconds later. The rips are creating a giant vacuum.}''
-	'''VANHOCK:''' I still don't care! ''{starts crying}'' Now I won't get to see my brother ever again!''{cries like a baby.}''	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE!
-	'''EKUL:''' There there. Maybe we can take you to visit sometime.	+	''{Strong Sader leaps into one of the rips. Cut to the other side of the tear, in a tron-like, vector landscape. A wall of binary notes seperates the programming shell from the simulation itself. Strong Sader comes through the rip, and changes some of the binary notes. The rips heal up.}''
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Guilty voice}'' Aw... ''{Musters Darlon's file and removes his evil code.}'' Here you go.	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Another job well done! ''{Slight pause}'' Um... How do I get out of here?
-	''{Suddenly Darlon's file begins to glitch.}''	+	''{Cut back to the white space planet.}''
-	'''DARLON?:''' FILE CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT KEY PARTS.	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' We're screwed! The good times are over!
-	'''VANHOCK:''' DARLON! ''{hugs}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Hmm... Wait... If the internet works, maybe I can access the Wikihood's code from this computer... It's worth a try. Maybe after I beat my new copy of Knights of the Old Republic!
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{pause}'' Works for me.	+	''{Ekul inserts KotOR and starts playing it. Cut back to Strong Sader}''
-	''{Darlon's file suddenly begins to function, but he doesn't say anything or act like anything has happened}''	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Hmm... Maybe I can program my way out of here!
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Aww...	+	''{Strong Sader begins rearranging the binary code. Cut back to Ekul who is on the internet}''
-	''{Homestar joins in on the hug}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Now, time to visit Wikihood's server.
-	''{cut to the trash file, a few seconds ago. Darlon dissapears and leaves behind a floating orb of pure evil}''	+	'''COMPUTER:''' Please enter password
-	'''DARK SADER:''' Where the crap did Darlon go? We needed him to escape!	+	'''EKUL:''' Crap.
-	''{cut back. Darlon glitches up to the point where Vanhock and Homestar can no longer hold him.}''	+	''{Ekul takes a wild guess}''
-	'''VANHOCK:''' ...Darlon?	+	'''COMPUTER:''' Password is not...cept...d ''(Breaks up}''
-	''{Darlon disapears back to the trash file, where his evil is.}''	+	''{A pop-up comes up. "This code is currently being edited"}''
-	'''VANHOCK:''' DARLOOOOOOON!	+	'''EKUL:''' Hmm... I wonder who...
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' I'm sorry Vanhock. But Darlon can't exist properly without his evil, and if we bring his evil here he'll destroy everything.	+	''{Ekul types something in the troubleshoot box "Who are you that is editing it?"}''
-	'''VANHOCK:''' ...ok...I understand...	+	''{Cut back to Strong Sader. A small computer orject interuppst his editing.}''
-	''{In evil land, Dark Sader is talking to a crack}''	+	'''COMPUTER:''' Please state your identity.
-	'''REFLECTION EKUL:''' ''{Not seen}'' Alright. I've got it all set up now. I'll make sure our enemies don't try anything.	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Strong Sader: Simulation Moderator 003.
-	''{Darlon appears}''	+	''{Back to Ekul, the computer responds}''
-	'''DARLON:''' I feel weird. Nevermind that, we must get back to our time/space portal generator! Blue Laser troops, use your radiation-proof suits to get some uranium. Dark Sader, anything of interest happen? Subsection Apoc Enimies, get oddly-shaped metal. MOVE OUT!	+	'''COMPUTER:''' TITLE: SIMULATION MODERATOR 003. IDENTITY: STRONG SADER. OTHER ACCESS TO THIS iNFORMATION IS RESTRICTED.
-	'''DARK SADER:''' ''{To reflection}'' Thanks for scoring us an exit. By the way, what's your name?	+	''{Ekul types back "Where are you now?" Cut back to Strong Sader.}''
-	'''REFLECTION:''' My name is Nived. I'd change my feather color and powers to my own, but we may impersonate him soon enough. Don't forget the new process I created for Time Travel.	+	'''COMPUTER:''' Please state your location.
-	'''DARLON:''' Dark Sader, who are you talking to? Someone in that crack obviously...Don't worry, you're not in trouble. In fact, you get a badge of honor. Dark Sader, maintain everyone while I'm gone, here's the blueprints for the machine. ''{hands Dark Sader the blueprints, and steps through the crack.}''	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Um... ''{Reads a secton board}'' Programming bank #7982.
-	'''DARK SADER:''' ''{Salutes}'' Yessir!	+	''{Ekul receives this information}''
-	''{cut to the code zone}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Oh snap. I forgot to state MY identitiy.
-	'''NIVED:''' Darlon, sir. Your file was damaged in the transfer for you to be hugged. I hardened your code so that you can't be edited anymore.	+	''{Ekul types in "This is Ekul. Darlon has trapped us somewhere else. It's holding up for now, but I have a good reason to believe it will crash down on us."}''
-	'''DARLON:''' Hugged? ''{shivers}'' Ah, well. No use worrying about the past when I should worry about the future. Give me a few minutes.	+	'''COMPUTER:''' This is Ekul. Darlon has trapped us somewhere else. It's holding up for now, but I have a good reason to believe it will crash down on us.
-	'''NIVED:''' Yes, sir.	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Holy Crap! Computer, state location of simulation drone: Ekul.
-	'''DARLON:''' And another thing...stop calling me sir. Too formal for my tastes.	+	'''COMPUTER:''' Sub-Universe F.
-	''{a card saying "3 minutes later" pops up, then comes back down, revealing Darlon finally stands up.}''	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' I didn't know there was such a place. Computer, relay message: "Don't worry Ekul, I'm on my way."
-	'''DARLON:''' I understand...''{evil laugh}''	+	''{Cut to Ekul}''
-	''{A card that says "End of Act 2" pops up on screen}''	+	'''COMPUTER:''' Don't worry Ekul, I'm on my way.
-	<big>'''Act 3: LoEscape'''</big>	+	''{Ekul types: "I wouldn't suggest coming here. It's apparently impossible to exit the place without a glitch." Cut back. Strong Sader edits faster, until the binary notes form a door. Strong Sader opens it and peeks through. Cut back to Ekul, a door forms no too far away. It opens, and Strong Sader peeks through.}''
-	'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Floats in}'' ... Now to check that faulty atmosphere code and...	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' I think this is the place.
-	''{Suddenly Meek Sader's program starts to shut down}''	+	'''EKUL:''' ''{Whispering}'' Perfect! Let's real quickly make a reflection of me so that they don't know I'm gone.
-	'''NIVED:''' Ha haaa! Fool! Don't you know 80% of all attacks come from the rear!?	+	''{Ekul makes a reflection duplicate, and goes to the door with Strong Sader. The door begins to fade with code}''
-	''{Nived throws Meek Sader into the White Space, then quarantines it.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Uh oh. The automatic glitch reparation sequence!
-	'''MEEK SADER:''' This does not bode well...	+	''{Ekul dives through as it closes up}''
-	''{cut to the code zone. Darlon is moving around code at light-speed. Cut to FCUSA}''	+	'''EKUL:''' That was a close one.
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey guys! Look at Twogdow!	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' So, there's no exit? I'll see if I can program one in, but the section is heavily incripted.
-	''{Trogdor flies overhead.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Hmm... What happened to the haunted house and trees and crap that got sucked into here?
-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{dying and reviving randomly}'' Trogdor dosen't fly! The wings are decoration!	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh, yeah.
		+	''{The debris suddenly falls from the sky and crushes Strong Sader, killing him.}''
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' What in the name of holy space crap is going on around here!?	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{Ghost}'' Happens every episode.
-	''{Nived changes colors to be orange with black clothes. A note genrates.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' That's too bad. Wait a second... Could the debris potentially damage the system?
-	<pre>Nived-	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' No, it has to be a moderator to change the coding. But that raises the question: How did Darlon edit in that extra universe?
-	This is Darlon. There's a button in your robe pocket on the inside that will allow you to look like Ekul when you press it.	+	'''EKUL:''' ...Maybe he didn't have to. You have a dark side, right?
-	Signed,	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' He was forged from the same file! He has all the same powers!
-	Darlon</pre>	+	''{Dun Dun Duuuun!}''
-	''{Back to Dark Sader, Nived accesses Meek Sader's file and switches it with a file in Dark Sader's}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Oh no! By promoting you, they inadvertently gave the enemies all the power they want!
-	'''NIVED:''' Now, Dark Sader, you will have Moderator powers. I'll stay in the code in case anything else happens. After all, we need my element of surprise...	+	''{Meanwhile, in the pocket universe, the reflection is typing. Homestar walks up}''
-	''{Nived gets the message}''	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, hey Penguindymin.
-	'''NIVED:''' Perfect.	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' ...What is Penguindymin?
-	''{Cut back to the field.}''	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, hello! It's you.
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Someone must be editing the code from the inside. I'll go check. ''{Strong Sader creates a door, and walks through.}''	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' My name is Ekul. Please refer to yourself as such.
-	''{Darlon shoves Strong Sader back out.}''	+	''{Marzipan walks up}''
-	'''DARLON:''' Take away Strong Sader's mod powers.	+	'''MARZIPAN:''' Are you okay?
-	''{A code stealing beam grases Strong Sader's head. He turns and runs. Nived types something}''	+	''{Cut back to the coding.}''
-	'''VANHOCK:''' Darlon! Hugs!	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' There's only one sound option: We have to try to remove the moderator function fron his file, if we fail at that, we'll have to kill him.
-	'''DARLON:''' Stay away or be deleted.	+	'''EKUL:''' To kill him, you'd have to remove your ghost form! That'd be bad. Since dying is typical for you, we'll have to try very hard on the first option... Or we could fuse him into Meek Sader.
-	''{Vanhock moves through the door. Darlon moves around some code, and Vanhock disappears.}''	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' I'm afraid that's not an option, the simulator can't handle exact clones, so that would annihalate everything.
-	'''NIVED:''' I transferred it all to me. I had a part already, but now it's all mine!	+	'''EKUL:''' You could also change Meek Sader's file. By the way... Could he be looking at the records and surveying us right now?
-	'''DARLON:''' Good. while you're out, seperate my code from Chwoka and Vanhock.	+	''{Cut to LoE control.}''
-	'''NIVED:''' Done. Now, be careful. This could damage you when Will leaves or it could take him over.	+	'''DARLON:''' THEY'RE EDITING!? Destroy them!
-	''{Cut back to white space. Meek Sader receives a mental message from Strong Sader.}''	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Wait! I've got a lock on Dark Sader's file! Extracting requested function...
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' ''{In Meek Sader's mind.}'' Meek Sader, restore my powers, I need to fight Darlon!	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{holding a Bigg Nife}'' Aww...can't we just kill him?
-	'''MEKK SADER:''' For you, Strong Sader...	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Where did you come from?
-	''{Meek Sader transfers an upgrade beam. Cut to Strong Sader. the beam strikes him, and restores his powers.}''	+	''{Homestar is still harrasing Reflected Ekul}''
-	''{Nived hides his file and waits as a  backup plan in case Darlon looses his powers.<!-- you guys, if you control him, don't make him mutinous.--> Darlon deletes the Sader (excluding Dark) people's mod powers. Again.}''	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' And then I said to Strong Bad "What, you think two of them would wolk?" and he was all like "Homestar, you'd need like, I dunno, fouw to-"
-	'''DARLON:''' Ahhhhh...Now, let's get back that satellite. ''{Darlon begins leisurely moving around code.}''	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' This is your final warning. Stop talking, no armed mongrel. Your assertiveness has overindulged.
-	''{Cut back to white space.}''	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm tiwed of this sass! Nobody calls me assewtive!
-	'''MEEK SADER:''' I only have one shot at this. ''{Concentrates hard.}''	+	''{Homestar kicks Reflected Ekul}''
-	''{Cut to the trash file. Dark Sader's eyes turn blue like Meek Sader's. He enters the rip. Cut to the field. Dark Sader, now under Meek Sader's control, stabs Darlon in the back.}''	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Counter attack!
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' AHHHHGGGG! That's not very nice blue hair guy!	+	''{Reflected Ekul and Homestar begin to fight}''
-	''{Darlon doesn't die. He turns around and smacks Dark Sader.}''	+	'''MEEK SADER:''' C'mon guys! Lets not fight!
-	'''DARLON:''' Goodbye, Meek Sader.	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' I was intializing self defense. It is no problem on my part.
-	''{cut to where Meek Sader was. He loses control.}''	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' What awe you babbling about? You cleawly called me assertive
-	'''DARLON:''' Dark Sader, get everybody through here and into FCUSA. I'll create a seperate file for you. Oh, and by the way...bring rubber umbrellas.	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Assertive has a neutral connotation
-	''{Darlon moves around code. Cut to FCUSA, a lightning storm begins.}''	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' You don't evew make sense, do you?
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' You think you can just take over the simulation? Your forgetting, you don't exist in the real world. I can easily leave the simulation and reprogram from the outside.	+	'''MEEK SADER:''' Ekul, there's definatly something different about you...
-	'''DARLON:''' Oh, trust me. I do. Now that I have a separate file from my idiot brothers, I could beam out and take over Will. Like now. ''{beams out}''	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' That is incorrect. I am at my optimal and common behavior.
-	''{Cut to the real world, Will gets out of his seat, with red eyes.}''	+	'''MEEK SADER:''' ''{Raises eyebrow}''
-	'''WILLON:''' Goodbye, Free Country, USA, hello me being ruler of the real world. Wait, I'm a kid? Crud! Ah well. Now, if I could get everyone in the LoE out to control the real people controlling them...''{starts typing on the computer, and stops.}'' Almost forgot. ''{bolts down Strong Sader's restraints, and rewires his helmet so that it can't turn off, then gets back to the computer.}''	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' Your response is unestimated. I am not acting odd. Your facial alignments show you do not believe me.
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh, yeah? Well two can play at this game! Meek Sader, reroute my fil through Ekul!	+	'''MEEK SADER:''' Are you some kind of replacement-clone?
-	''{Ekul is releaced in the real world. He has Strong Sader's voice.}''	+	'''REFLECTION EKUL:''' I am not! The statistics of your guess is not consistant with relevant data! World not conceived correctly! Error! Reseting and hoping nobody notices! Hello Meek Sader. How do you do?
-	'''EKULER:''' Now I know what it's like to be a penguin!	+	''{Meek Sader kicks Reflection Ekul in the face. Cut back to the simulation mainframe.}''
-	'''WILLON:''' Hm? Oh. Strong Sader took over Ekul. Too bad Ekul is a regular penguin in the real world. How are you liking the lack of fingers? WRONG. ''{kicks Ekuler through a window.}'' Oh, also, you probably wanna find a iceberg.	+	'''STRONG SADER:''' Done! Now Dark Sader i- ''{Strong Mad catches Strong Sader, and drags him through a glitch, which then closes.}''<!-- I'll have to leave soon, so this is how I'm explaining my absence for next few hours.-->
-	'''EKULER:''' ''{Climbs back through the window.}'' Actually, that's where your wrong, Ekul's powers are stronger in the real world so... ''{Ekuler releases a large fireball which blasts Willon across the room. Ekuler releases the restraints on his body's chair.}'' Meek Sader, insert yourself into me!	+	'''EKUL:''' Oh snap! That's not good. I can't escape the code shell... Well, at least they think I'm still in the pocket universe. I guess I'll just float here and hope for a glitch
-	''{Strong Sader's eyes turn blue like Meek Sader's. Willon recovers and forces Ekul's body back into the chair.}''	+	''{Cut back to the reflection Ekul}''
-	'''EKULER:''' Meek Sader! It's all up to you!	+	'''REFLECTED EKUL:''' LOGIC ERROR! SHUTTING DOWN FOR MAINTAINANCE!
-	''{Ekuler is keyed back into the system. Ekul's code connects back to his body. Cut to field Strong Sader pops back.}''	+	''{The reflection Ekul falls onto the ground.}''
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooo! Poppymin!	+	'''HOMESTAR:''' What the crap was that about.
-	''(OOC: Ummm...Ekul has Super Powers? In the real world? HUBBA-WHA?)''	+	'''MEEK SADER:''' This is one of Ekul replicas. Whatever reason he made one for can't be a particularly good one.
-	''{cut back to the real world}''	+	''{Nemesi and Xenos walk onscreen.}''
-	'''WILLON:''' Hey, Meek Sader. Once again, Goodbye. This time...forever. ''{quickly shoves Meek Sader back into the chair and he automaticly keys in. Willon bolts down everyone. Willon gets on the computer and edits Strong Sader and Meek Sader back into one person.}'	+	'''NEMESI:''' LET IT BE KNOWN: WE HAVE TEAMED UP WITH THE LEGION OF EVIL!!!
-	''{cut to FCUSA. Meek Sader and Strong Sader are flying towards eachother rapidly. Meek Sader and Strong Sader fuse. They begin to glitch instantly.}''	+	'''XENOS:''' We are part of a bigger force. Apoc, you'll die. Sooner or later.
-	'''COMPUTER:''' ALERT! CANNOT ALLOCATE! ERROR! ERROR! JUNKING PROCCEDURE ALPHA! EJECTING FILES CONTAINING EVIL CODING!	+	''{Xenos and Nemesi open a rip and walk into it. It then disappears. Cut to somewhere. Etna and Eleanor are fighting. Apoc appears.}''
-	''{The LoE members are transported to white space.}''	+	'''APOC:''' What are you ladies fighting about?
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Holy Crap! Those guys are getting married.	+	'''ETNA:''' ''{sychronised}'' '''YOU.'''<br />
		+	'''ELEANOR:''' ''{sychronised}'' '''YOU.'''
-	''{cut back to the real world.}''	+	''{Apoc's eye twitches. He then disappears. Cut to the previous scene. X-Bot is telling everyone something. Homestar is crying.}''
-	'''WILLON:''' Now that they're all in the same place...	+	'''X-BOT:''' -to make a grown man cry.
-	''{All the LoE members take over their real-world bodies. Willon stands up.}''	+	''{pan to Stinkoman K}''
-	'''WILLON:''' ''{pacing back and forth infront of them}'' GENTLEMEN! Today is the dawning of a new age of the Legion of Evil. No longer are we contained within a stupid simulation. We can conquer the real world. Unfortunately, we have no special powers now.	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' Homestar's an adult?!
-	''{The chairs reactivate. The users ae keyed back in.}''	+	''{He then pushes his hand on his chest and we warps away from the crowd and appears a few yards away}''
-	'''COMPUTER:''' EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! SYSTEM CORRUPTION!	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' ''{distant} That's how I get from one place to another!''
-	'''WILLON:''' WHAT!? Goddamn (oooh a swear!) it.	+	''{He warps back to his original position. Everyone is staring at him.}''
-	'''COMPUTER:''' ALL LOGGING OUT IS RESTRICTED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!	+	'''STINKOMAN K:''' ...what? Could this have been useful 2 episodes ago?
-	'''WILLON:''' Ugh. Do I have to do everything myself? ''{walks off}''	+	''{Chwoka and Vanhock beam away. Cut to the LoE base.}''
-	''{Cut back to the simulation. Strong ang Meek Sader stop fusing, and seperate.}''	+	'''DARLON:''' Now, drop-''{beams away}''
-	'''COMPUTER:''' ALLOCATION FAILIURE! REVERTING!	+	''{cut to the real world. Will gets out of his seat.}''
-	''{Strong Sader and Dark Sader return to normal.}''	+	'''WILL:''' HERE'S my soda! ''{takes his soda, and sits back down.}''
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Aw, is the marrage broken off?	+	''{cut back to the white space. Chwoka and Vanhock beam back in.}''
-	''{Ekul awakens}''	+	'''CHWOKA:''' ''{takes a sip of soda.}'' ...Why is everyone staring at me, Vanhock, and Stinkoman K?
-	'''EKUL:''' Ugh, what happened? I feel like someone else... Wait...	+	''{Cut to the real world. A kid is sitting at the computer.}''
-	''{Ekul does a self diagnosis}''	+	'''KID:''' I'm Jordan, and I control Apoc, so shut u-
-	'''EKUL:''' This body wasn't asleep... Then... My real body must be?	+	''{Cut back to the white space.}''
-	''{Ekul attemps to log out, but it is restricted. It asks him to repair}''	+	'''APOC:''' I feel as if some teen is talking about me.
-	'''EKUL:''' But... I'm not a moderator?	+	''{Suddenly a rift opens. The Cheat walks out, holding a weapon}''
-	''{The computer brings up a file and shows that Ekul's file has moderator abilities}''	+	'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh! Mehnemeh.
-	'''EKUL:''' Okay, uh, edit.	+	''{The Cheat picks up the broken reflection of Ekul. Then he jumps back inside the rift and it closes. Cut to a strange room. The Cheat places the reflection on the table and straps him to it. Cue dramatic music}''
-	''{The computer states that he must still verify password}''	+	''{cut to FCUSA, completely ruined. The characters blip in (Including Strong Pile of Ash). The "&mdash;" represent blipping in and out of the world}''
-	'''EKUL:''' Crap. So I am a moderator, but I can't use it. That makes zero sense	+	'''HOMSAR:''' AAAaaAAAAAaaaaA&mdash;aaAaa! My pizza i&mdash;eh cooooolest thi&mdash;iiiii&mdash;iiing!!
-	'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, I think something wierd is happening. Everybody is talking about the "Real World" And going into others' body	+	''{cut to the LoE. Blue Laser is repeatatly pressing a big button}''
-	''{Ekul suddenly stops in realization}''	+	'''DARLON:''' Blue Laser! Stop pressing the "Send in/out of white wising pocket universe" button!
-	'''EKUL:''' Wait, what?	+	''{cut back. Ekul appears through a rip.}''
-	''{Cut to a new LoE base inside a cave. Dark Sader is at a podium talking to the members of the LoE.}''	+	'''EKUL:''' Ah, phew. I'm out of the coding. But that means I'm also too late to stop whatever they beamed us out for... Ah well. I wonder what happened to that reflection...
-	'''DARK SADER:''' Well, fellow Legionaires, Darlon has left our ranks, and I am pleased to not only keep my rank as Brigadier General, but to introduce you to our new leader: Nived!	+	''{Cut back to the room with the Ekul Reflection, where The Cheat and a Blue Laser minion are standing.}''
-	''{Nived walks in triumphantly. The LoE cheer him. He steps up to the podium to address the audience.}''	+	'''BLUE LASER:''' The reprogramming is done, sir.
-	'''NIVED:''' Since the regrettable exiling of Darlon, we were left with me as the leader. The next goal of ours will be to alter the programs of the Homestar Runner characters. The only way we can do that is by using the internet to hack into the Chapmans' computer. Once this is done, we'll be left to strike!	+	'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehnemmaheh!
-	''{The LoE cheer vigerously. Cut back to the field.}''	+	''{An alarm blares}''
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' I feel... a distrubance in shwartz...	+	'''BLUE LASER TROOP:''' Uh oh. It looks like he's turning on, sir. I don't know why.
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' What Mr. Long hairs?	+	'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!
-	'''EKUL:''' What happened, Strong Sader? Strong Sad was talking about people going into the real world?	+	''{The reflection stands up.}''
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Wait... Ah, it's just gas...	+	'''REFLECTION:''' Perfect! I was waiting for this. Is this the league of evil?
-	'''EKUL:''' Well anyway, what happened while I was unconsious?	+	'''BLUE LASER TROOP:''' Yes, sir.
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Darlon took over Chwoka's body and locked us in the simulation.	+	'''REFLECTION:''' Take me to your leader.
-	'''EKUL:''' Oh dear. Hmm... Strong Sad also talked about body stealing.	+	'''BLUE LASER TROOP:''' You mean Darlon?
-	'''STRONG SADER:''' Yeah.	+	''{cut to Darlon's office. Darlon draw out his laser gun.}''
-	'''HOMESTAR:''' Man, this is a friggin' long episode!	+	'''DARLON:''' YOU! I'm not letting you away this time...you give me three good reasons why I shouldn't send you back to the evil white wishing dimention, and I'll lower my weapon...
-	''{End credits. After the ending a sequence with Nived plays. Nived suddenly points at an object and it crushes itself.}''	+	'''REFLECTION:''' Because I'm not Ekul. I'm an outsider using the program. Unverifiable, yes, but also I am using a reflection Ekul created stolen by the Cheat. Ask him, he knows. I invaded this body, which was actually supposed to be a drone. Ask the minion. There. Three reasons.
-	'''NIVED:''' Hah. Now I have Ekul's powers and my own... Now, for my first corruption target.	+	'''DARLON:''' ''{lowers his gun.}'' You sound like a perfect canidate for the Leigon of Evil.
-	''{pan over to see a picture of Coach Z}''	+	''{zoom in on their hand shake.}''
-	'''NIVED:''' Coach Z!	+	'''DARLON:''' Welcome aboard. But, seriously, change your clothes.
-	''{Cut to the real world. Apoc and the G-Man are standing there.}''	+	'''REFLECTION:''' Trust me, I will.
-	'''APOC:''' A world ripe for conquering... G-Man, ''{closeup}'' Summon the Combine.	+	'''DARLON:''' Perfect.
-	''{Cut to black.}''	+	''{Screen goes black. "THE END" is written in blood, with "The Leigon of Evil is growing&mdash;beware." written in smaller letters.}''
	}}		}}

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Current revision as of 19:01, 6 August 2008

Darlon, Ekul, Stinkoman K, Vanhock, Chwoka, ApocalypX, Strong Sader, Computer Drone, Nemesi, Xenos, Eleanor, Etna, X-Bot 3000, Homestar Runner, Will, Jordan {white space. Everyone appears, except for the LoE. A voice is heard.}

DARLON: {voice} Welcome to a pocket universe. I made it, just for you. Now, this universe is highly suggestable, so feel free to wish up whatever you want. When my plan is finished, I'll let you back out to the living hwell that is the real world. Well, the simulation. Have fun. And by the way there is no escape.

EKUL: Oh snap. Darlon's getting back at me mainly I think. Once I marooned him. Well, time for testing the boundaries

{Ekul thinks a scientific computer}

EKUL: Might as well research stuff while we plan for a way to get out.

{Ekul begins calculating}

STINKOMAN K: Well, as long as you're advancing the plot, Ekul...hang on.

{Stinkoman K thinks up a couch, including a TV, a Nintendo DS with a case of games, and a Wii}

STINKOMAN K: {sits on couch} I'll just kick back here.

EKUL: Wow, do you even have all your saved games?

{The sugar grows arms and legs.}

VANHOCK: Uhhh...

{The sugar attacks Vanhock, while the pool wings aroun d the latter, trying to hit things. The DS grows teeth and tries to eat Stinkoman K's hands, while the television creates a huge laser. Ther Wiimotes and TV Remote atempts to beat Homestar, and the Wii itself launches disks at people. The couch tries to kick Ekul over, and the scietific computer beans people with the keyboard and whips people with the mouse.}

EKUL: I should have known!

{Ekul throws a fireball at the computer and it shorts out before exploding.}

EKUL: Uh, now what?

CHWOKA: {pinned down by the Sugar} Uh, we don't think?

DARLON: Too bad! As time goes on, the universe becomes both more suggestable and more sinister, until the slighteset thought causes the worst things ever! Make a world now, and it won't be suggestable!

OTHER VOICE: {breaking up} Solidify...a world...in...gre...detail...and...it...won...be...sug...table...not...nearly as...sin...er {KSSSHH}

CHWOKA: Quickly, people, think up a planet for us all in great detail!

{cut to a zoom out, and a planet appears. Cut back, Chwoka and everyone are on the planet. Chwoka is playing a portable system that has every game console up to the N64 built in.}

CHWOKA: Yeah. If we think up the inner workings of stuff, it's not dangerous.

EKUL: Hmm...

{Ekul concentrates very hard and imagines a science computer in great detail. He specifies the bytes, what it can do, etc. He manages to create a computer in 4 hours after tying up every loophole.}

EKUL: Maybe Wikipedia can tell us how we can escape!

WIKIPEDIA: Sorry, but "Escape from Hellish White Wishing Pocket Dimension" did not weildany search results.

EKUL: If the internet works, light can escape. So it's not a black hole...

CHWOKA: Well DUH, Captain Obvious. We're only surrounded by a ENDLESS WHITE VOID.

STINKOMAN K: No. {gets up and walks to Ekul} He means, Chwoka, that if we can access the internet, there must be a place somewhere here where a wireless signal can be picked up.

{cut to FCUSA, slightly wrecked. A wire is coming out of nowhere. Cut back.}

STRONG SAD: Dear Diary, today is the greatest day. Strong Bad is now Strong Pile of Ash.

{Cut back to the pocket universe}

APOC: WHO HA!

{Apoc cuts a rip and runs through it. He falls from above.}

APOC: Ooof!!! What the? I KNOW! I wish we could get out of here!!!

VOICE: WISH DENIED.

APOC: I wish for a sammich!

VOICE: WISH DENIED.

APOC: Why?

VOICE: WHAT DO YOU WANT ON THE SAMMICH?

EKUL: Hmm...

{Ekul is intensly typing. Dramatic music plays. Record scratch to see he is actually playing Age of Empires}

EKUL: Ah... I needed a break from all that plot development.

{Cut yo the crater where the haunted house once stood. The caption: "Six Hours Previously..." fades in at the bottom of the screen, and fades out five seconds later. The rips are creating a giant vacuum.}

STRONG SADER: SEE YOU NEXT EPISODE!

{Strong Sader leaps into one of the rips. Cut to the other side of the tear, in a tron-like, vector landscape. A wall of binary notes seperates the programming shell from the simulation itself. Strong Sader comes through the rip, and changes some of the binary notes. The rips heal up.}

STRONG SADER: Another job well done! {Slight pause} Um... How do I get out of here?

{Cut back to the white space planet.}

HOMESTAR: We're screwed! The good times are over!

EKUL: Hmm... Wait... If the internet works, maybe I can access the Wikihood's code from this computer... It's worth a try. Maybe after I beat my new copy of Knights of the Old Republic!

{Ekul inserts KotOR and starts playing it. Cut back to Strong Sader}

STRONG SADER: Hmm... Maybe I can program my way out of here!

{Strong Sader begins rearranging the binary code. Cut back to Ekul who is on the internet}

EKUL: Now, time to visit Wikihood's server.

COMPUTER: Please enter password

EKUL: Crap.

{Ekul takes a wild guess}

COMPUTER: Password is not...cept...d (Breaks up}

{A pop-up comes up. "This code is currently being edited"}

EKUL: Hmm... I wonder who...

{Ekul types something in the troubleshoot box "Who are you that is editing it?"}

{Cut back to Strong Sader. A small computer orject interuppst his editing.}

COMPUTER: Please state your identity.

STRONG SADER: Strong Sader: Simulation Moderator 003.

{Back to Ekul, the computer responds}

COMPUTER: TITLE: SIMULATION MODERATOR 003. IDENTITY: STRONG SADER. OTHER ACCESS TO THIS iNFORMATION IS RESTRICTED.

{Ekul types back "Where are you now?" Cut back to Strong Sader.}

COMPUTER: Please state your location.

STRONG SADER: Um... {Reads a secton board} Programming bank #7982.

{Ekul receives this information}

EKUL: Oh snap. I forgot to state MY identitiy.

{Ekul types in "This is Ekul. Darlon has trapped us somewhere else. It's holding up for now, but I have a good reason to believe it will crash down on us."}

COMPUTER: This is Ekul. Darlon has trapped us somewhere else. It's holding up for now, but I have a good reason to believe it will crash down on us.

STRONG SADER: Holy Crap! Computer, state location of simulation drone: Ekul.

COMPUTER: Sub-Universe F.

STRONG SADER: I didn't know there was such a place. Computer, relay message: "Don't worry Ekul, I'm on my way."

{Cut to Ekul}

COMPUTER: Don't worry Ekul, I'm on my way.

{Ekul types: "I wouldn't suggest coming here. It's apparently impossible to exit the place without a glitch." Cut back. Strong Sader edits faster, until the binary notes form a door. Strong Sader opens it and peeks through. Cut back to Ekul, a door forms no too far away. It opens, and Strong Sader peeks through.}

STRONG SADER: I think this is the place.

EKUL: {Whispering} Perfect! Let's real quickly make a reflection of me so that they don't know I'm gone.

{Ekul makes a reflection duplicate, and goes to the door with Strong Sader. The door begins to fade with code}

EKUL: Uh oh. The automatic glitch reparation sequence!

{Ekul dives through as it closes up}

EKUL: That was a close one.

STRONG SADER: So, there's no exit? I'll see if I can program one in, but the section is heavily incripted.

EKUL: Hmm... What happened to the haunted house and trees and crap that got sucked into here?

STRONG SADER: Oh, yeah.

{The debris suddenly falls from the sky and crushes Strong Sader, killing him.}

STRONG SADER: {Ghost} Happens every episode.

EKUL: That's too bad. Wait a second... Could the debris potentially damage the system?

STRONG SADER: No, it has to be a moderator to change the coding. But that raises the question: How did Darlon edit in that extra universe?

EKUL: ...Maybe he didn't have to. You have a dark side, right?

STRONG SADER: He was forged from the same file! He has all the same powers!

{Dun Dun Duuuun!}

EKUL: Oh no! By promoting you, they inadvertently gave the enemies all the power they want!

{Meanwhile, in the pocket universe, the reflection is typing. Homestar walks up}

HOMESTAR: Oh, hey Penguindymin.

REFLECTED EKUL: ...What is Penguindymin?

HOMESTAR: Uh, hello! It's you.

REFLECTED EKUL: My name is Ekul. Please refer to yourself as such.

{Marzipan walks up}

MARZIPAN: Are you okay?

{Cut back to the coding.}

STRONG SADER: There's only one sound option: We have to try to remove the moderator function fron his file, if we fail at that, we'll have to kill him.

EKUL: To kill him, you'd have to remove your ghost form! That'd be bad. Since dying is typical for you, we'll have to try very hard on the first option... Or we could fuse him into Meek Sader.

STRONG SADER: I'm afraid that's not an option, the simulator can't handle exact clones, so that would annihalate everything.

EKUL: You could also change Meek Sader's file. By the way... Could he be looking at the records and surveying us right now?

{Cut to LoE control.}

DARLON: THEY'RE EDITING!? Destroy them!

STRONG SADER: Wait! I've got a lock on Dark Sader's file! Extracting requested function...

STINKOMAN K: {holding a Bigg Nife} Aww...can't we just kill him?

STRONG SADER: Where did you come from?

{Homestar is still harrasing Reflected Ekul}

HOMESTAR: And then I said to Strong Bad "What, you think two of them would wolk?" and he was all like "Homestar, you'd need like, I dunno, fouw to-"

REFLECTED EKUL: This is your final warning. Stop talking, no armed mongrel. Your assertiveness has overindulged.

HOMESTAR: I'm tiwed of this sass! Nobody calls me assewtive!

{Homestar kicks Reflected Ekul}

REFLECTED EKUL: Counter attack!

{Reflected Ekul and Homestar begin to fight}

MEEK SADER: C'mon guys! Lets not fight!

REFLECTED EKUL: I was intializing self defense. It is no problem on my part.

HOMESTAR: What awe you babbling about? You cleawly called me assertive

REFLECTED EKUL: Assertive has a neutral connotation

HOMESTAR: You don't evew make sense, do you?

MEEK SADER: Ekul, there's definatly something different about you...

REFLECTED EKUL: That is incorrect. I am at my optimal and common behavior.

MEEK SADER: {Raises eyebrow}

REFLECTED EKUL: Your response is unestimated. I am not acting odd. Your facial alignments show you do not believe me.

MEEK SADER: Are you some kind of replacement-clone?

REFLECTION EKUL: I am not! The statistics of your guess is not consistant with relevant data! World not conceived correctly! Error! Reseting and hoping nobody notices! Hello Meek Sader. How do you do?

{Meek Sader kicks Reflection Ekul in the face. Cut back to the simulation mainframe.}

STRONG SADER: Done! Now Dark Sader i- {Strong Mad catches Strong Sader, and drags him through a glitch, which then closes.}

EKUL: Oh snap! That's not good. I can't escape the code shell... Well, at least they think I'm still in the pocket universe. I guess I'll just float here and hope for a glitch

{Cut back to the reflection Ekul}

REFLECTED EKUL: LOGIC ERROR! SHUTTING DOWN FOR MAINTAINANCE!

{The reflection Ekul falls onto the ground.}

HOMESTAR: What the crap was that about.

MEEK SADER: This is one of Ekul replicas. Whatever reason he made one for can't be a particularly good one.

{Nemesi and Xenos walk onscreen.}

NEMESI: LET IT BE KNOWN: WE HAVE TEAMED UP WITH THE LEGION OF EVIL!!!

XENOS: We are part of a bigger force. Apoc, you'll die. Sooner or later.

{Xenos and Nemesi open a rip and walk into it. It then disappears. Cut to somewhere. Etna and Eleanor are fighting. Apoc appears.}

APOC: What are you ladies fighting about?

ETNA: {sychronised} YOU.
ELEANOR: {sychronised} YOU.

{Apoc's eye twitches. He then disappears. Cut to the previous scene. X-Bot is telling everyone something. Homestar is crying.}

X-BOT: -to make a grown man cry.

{pan to Stinkoman K}

STINKOMAN K: Homestar's an adult?!

{He then pushes his hand on his chest and we warps away from the crowd and appears a few yards away}

STINKOMAN K: {distant} That's how I get from one place to another!

{He warps back to his original position. Everyone is staring at him.}

STINKOMAN K: ...what? Could this have been useful 2 episodes ago?

{Chwoka and Vanhock beam away. Cut to the LoE base.}

DARLON: Now, drop-{beams away}

{cut to the real world. Will gets out of his seat.}

WILL: HERE'S my soda! {takes his soda, and sits back down.}

{cut back to the white space. Chwoka and Vanhock beam back in.}

CHWOKA: {takes a sip of soda.} ...Why is everyone staring at me, Vanhock, and Stinkoman K?

{Cut to the real world. A kid is sitting at the computer.}

KID: I'm Jordan, and I control Apoc, so shut u-

{Cut back to the white space.}

APOC: I feel as if some teen is talking about me.

{Suddenly a rift opens. The Cheat walks out, holding a weapon}

THE CHEAT: Meh! Mehnemeh.

{The Cheat picks up the broken reflection of Ekul. Then he jumps back inside the rift and it closes. Cut to a strange room. The Cheat places the reflection on the table and straps him to it. Cue dramatic music}

{cut to FCUSA, completely ruined. The characters blip in (Including Strong Pile of Ash). The "—" represent blipping in and out of the world}

HOMSAR: AAAaaAAAAAaaaaA—aaAaa! My pizza i—eh cooooolest thi—iiiii—iiing!!

{cut to the LoE. Blue Laser is repeatatly pressing a big button}

DARLON: Blue Laser! Stop pressing the "Send in/out of white wising pocket universe" button!

{cut back. Ekul appears through a rip.}

EKUL: Ah, phew. I'm out of the coding. But that means I'm also too late to stop whatever they beamed us out for... Ah well. I wonder what happened to that reflection...

{Cut back to the room with the Ekul Reflection, where The Cheat and a Blue Laser minion are standing.}

BLUE LASER: The reprogramming is done, sir.

THE CHEAT: Mehnemmaheh!

{An alarm blares}

BLUE LASER TROOP: Uh oh. It looks like he's turning on, sir. I don't know why.

THE CHEAT: Meh!

{The reflection stands up.}

REFLECTION: Perfect! I was waiting for this. Is this the league of evil?

BLUE LASER TROOP: Yes, sir.

REFLECTION: Take me to your leader.

BLUE LASER TROOP: You mean Darlon?

{cut to Darlon's office. Darlon draw out his laser gun.}

DARLON: YOU! I'm not letting you away this time...you give me three good reasons why I shouldn't send you back to the evil white wishing dimention, and I'll lower my weapon...

REFLECTION: Because I'm not Ekul. I'm an outsider using the program. Unverifiable, yes, but also I am using a reflection Ekul created stolen by the Cheat. Ask him, he knows. I invaded this body, which was actually supposed to be a drone. Ask the minion. There. Three reasons.

DARLON: {lowers his gun.} You sound like a perfect canidate for the Leigon of Evil.

{zoom in on their hand shake.}

DARLON: Welcome aboard. But, seriously, change your clothes.

REFLECTION: Trust me, I will.

DARLON: Perfect.

{Screen goes black. "THE END" is written in blood, with "The Leigon of Evil is growing—beware." written in smaller letters.}

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