Jimmy Olsen

From Superdickery

Jimmy Olsen is Superman's "pal". The two exist in an extremely abusive relationship. It is estimated that every five seconds, Olsen gains a superpower after losing one (after which you are supposed to have a shot of some sort of alcohol). He is a practicing transvestite, and looks pretty hot as a woman, actually. His catchphrase is Super-Duper.

He's Jimmy Olsen. He looks great!

CassToons

According to the Casstoons, Jimmy Olsen is in fact, the Ultimate Evil, with the devil simply being one of his subcontractors. This story is ongoing.