Comissioner Gordon

From Superdickery

Comissioner Gordon is the Comissioner of Police in Gotham City. He has a hot daughter. (It should be noted that there is no such character in DC Comics, because "comissioner" is not a fucking word.)

He was also the most amusing of the sockpuppets, primarily because its owner spelled "Commissioner" wrong. After this was pointed out, the good "Comissioner" was never heard from again.

This typo also signalled the end of the sockpuppet era, as decreed by DarkGob. Despite this, a few sockpuppets still periodically appear to have their say.