From Superdickery
Jimmy Olsen is
Superman's "pal". The two exist in an extremely abusive relationship. It is estimated that every five seconds, Olsen gains a
superpower after losing one (after which you are supposed to have a shot of some sort of alcohol). He is a practicing
transvestite, and looks pretty hot as a woman, actually. His
catchphrase is
Super-Duper.
CassToons
According to the Casstoons, Jimmy Olsen is in fact, the Ultimate Evil, with the devil simply being one of his subcontractors. This story is ongoing.
