Bad Luck
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An insane villain shows up take everyone out. To dinner, perhaps. But he better not leave us with the check!
Cast (in order of appearance): Nick, Cassidy, Smithy, Hayei, Keen, Evil
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{Open to Nick, Smithy and Cassidy in a restaurant-type place.}
NICK: So Cass, what's it like being a cold-blooded killer?
CASSIDY: Eh, it's alright.
NICK: Your mom is alright. I mean...
SMITHY: Hey, look over there!
NICK: What? I don't see anything...
{When Nick looks at Smithy again, he's not there.}
NICK: Where'd he go?
CASSIDY: I shot him.
{Cut to Hell... or the sun... whatever you wanna call it.}
SMITHY: Uh... what just happened?
{Cut to Nick and Cassidy.}
CASSIDY: I'm joining Smithy. {Shoots herself. She then ends up on the sun with Smithy}
NICK: Aww, man. I wanted to do that.
{Cut to Keen, who is talking to Hayei.}
HAYEI: My power level is the highest in the galaxy!
KEEN: Yeah, you say that like anyone cares. I've kicked all kinds of galactic butt in my days. I could take you pretty easily.
HAYEI: Is that a challenge?
KEEN: Is your mom a challenge?
EVIL: Ahahahaha! I have returned!
HAYEI: For some strange reason, I do not remember that guy. I'm sure it's not in any way important.
EVIL: Once again, Evil has shown up to ruin everyone's miserable lives! ...Wait, why did I just refer to myself in the third person?
KEEN: At least you don't refer to yourself in the second person, like you do.
EVIL: Good point. I shall respond with... DIE! AHAHAHAHA!
{Keen and Hayei end up on the sun with Smithy and Cassidy, who're playing with cards.}
HAYEI: Is that blackjack?
SMITHY: Strip poker.
{Pause}
KEEN: Count me in.
{Cut to Nick and Jessica.}
NICK: What are you eating?
JESSICA: A salad.
NICK: Salads are... uhh... stinky.
JESSICA: Not really. Eat one.
NICK: NO.
SMITHY: Who orders a salad at the sun anyway?
JESSICA: Vegans?
KEEN: Salads can be used with forks to be eaten.
EVIL: Mind if I...TAKE YOU TO DINNER?
SMITHY: Cool where?
EVIL: Uh..damn. Never thought I'd get this far.
{Hayei appears next to Evil}
HAYEI: What the...cheese monkey doodle bobs? Wow. Do they even exsist? Nah, maybe not. That'd be cool though. If I made those, would you guys buy em? I mean, if you would, I'd make them for everyone. Maybe is would be a Chocolate Monkey Doodle Bob, you know..think about the lactose intolerent people. If I put it in Strong Bad's pant styles, it'd be like a Sblounschked! bar. Do you guys like Sblounschked bars? It has that extra bite for protection, it looks pretty nasty. Poor Marshie.
{Everyone stares at Hayei.}
EVIL: Done?
HAYEI: Maybe.
EVIL: Shutup.
CASSIDY: What are you doing here?
EVIL: I'm here to take you to..
SMITHY: Dinner?
EVIL: Yes.
CASSIDY: Where to? Perkins?
EVIL: NO...that got destroyed a year ago. I'm taking you to my own restaraunt! EVIL's evil restaraunt of restarauntility!
NICK: Oh, that's creative.
JESSICA: I'm in.
EVIL: Would you like the Evil Steak?
JESSICA: NO!
EVIL: Too bad. Your all getting the Evil Steak!
SMITHY: IT can't be raw, medium, medium rare, or medium ultra supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.
NICK: FTW!
EVIL: Ok. By the way, here's the bill. See ya!
{Runs out the door laughing.}
CASSIDY: Well..ok.
SMITHY: That...was...the greatest $500 I've ever spent on this dinner.
{End credits}
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