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An insane villain shows up take everyone out. To dinner, perhaps. But he better not leave us with the check! | An insane villain shows up take everyone out. To dinner, perhaps. But he better not leave us with the check! | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Nick]], [[Cassidy]], [[Smithy]], [[Hayei]], [[Keen]], [[Evil]] |
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'''SMITHY:''' Uh... what just happened? | '''SMITHY:''' Uh... what just happened? | ||
- | ''{Cut to Nick and Cassidy. }'' | + | ''{Cut to Nick and Cassidy.}'' |
'''CASSIDY:''' I'm joining Smithy. ''{Shoots herself. She then ends up on the sun with Smithy}'' | '''CASSIDY:''' I'm joining Smithy. ''{Shoots herself. She then ends up on the sun with Smithy}'' | ||
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+ | '''NICK:''' Aww, man. ''I'' wanted to do that. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to Keen, who is talking to Hayei.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HAYEI:''' My power level is the highest in the galaxy! | ||
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+ | '''KEEN:''' Yeah, you say that like anyone cares. I've kicked all kinds of galactic butt in my days. I could take you pretty easily. | ||
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+ | '''HAYEI:''' Is that a ''challenge''? | ||
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+ | '''KEEN:''' Is ''your mom'' a challenge? | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Ahahahaha! I have returned! | ||
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+ | '''HAYEI:''' For some strange reason, I do not remember that guy. I'm sure it's not in any way important. | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Once again, Evil has shown up to ruin everyone's miserable lives! ...Wait, why did I just refer to myself in the third person? | ||
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+ | '''KEEN:''' At least you don't refer to yourself in the ''second'' person, like ''you'' do. | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Good point. I shall respond with... DIE! AHAHAHAHA! | ||
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+ | ''{Keen and Hayei end up on the sun with Smithy and Cassidy, who're playing with cards.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HAYEI:''' Is that blackjack? | ||
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+ | '''SMITHY:''' Strip poker. | ||
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+ | ''{Pause}'' | ||
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+ | '''KEEN:''' Count me in. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to Nick and Jessica.}'' | ||
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+ | '''NICK:''' What are you eating? | ||
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+ | '''JESSICA:''' A salad. | ||
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+ | '''NICK:''' Salads are... uhh... stinky. | ||
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+ | '''JESSICA:''' Not really. Eat one. | ||
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+ | '''NICK:''' NO. | ||
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+ | '''SMITHY:''' Who orders a salad at the sun anyway? | ||
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+ | '''JESSICA:''' Vegans? | ||
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+ | '''KEEN:''' Salads can be used with forks to be eaten. | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Mind if I...''TAKE YOU TO DINNER?'' | ||
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+ | '''SMITHY:''' Cool where? | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Uh..damn. Never thought I'd get this far. | ||
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+ | ''{Hayei appears next to Evil}'' | ||
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+ | '''HAYEI:''' What the...cheese monkey doodle bobs? Wow. Do they even exsist? Nah, maybe not. That'd be cool though. If I made those, would you guys buy em? I mean, if you would, I'd make them for everyone. Maybe is would be a Chocolate Monkey Doodle Bob, you know..think about the lactose intolerent people. If I put it in Strong Bad's pant styles, it'd be like a Sblounschked! bar. Do you guys like Sblounschked bars? It has that extra bite for protection, it looks pretty nasty. Poor Marshie. | ||
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+ | ''{Everyone stares at Hayei.}'' | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Done? | ||
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+ | '''HAYEI:''' Maybe. | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Shutup. | ||
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+ | '''CASSIDY:''' What are you doing here? | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' I'm here to take you to.. | ||
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+ | '''SMITHY:''' Dinner? | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Yes. | ||
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+ | '''CASSIDY:''' Where to? Perkins? | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' NO...that got destroyed a year ago. I'm taking you to my own restaraunt! EVIL's evil restaraunt of restarauntility! | ||
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+ | '''NICK:''' Oh, that's creative. | ||
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+ | '''JESSICA:''' I'm in. | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Would you like the Evil Steak? | ||
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+ | '''JESSICA:''' NO! | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Too bad. Your all getting the Evil Steak! | ||
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+ | '''SMITHY:''' IT can't be raw, medium, medium rare, or medium ultra supercalifragilisticexpialadocious. | ||
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+ | '''NICK:''' FTW! | ||
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+ | '''EVIL:''' Ok. By the way, here's the bill. See ya! | ||
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+ | ''{Runs out the door laughing.}'' | ||
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+ | '''CASSIDY:''' Well..ok. | ||
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+ | '''SMITHY:''' That...was...the greatest $500 I've ever spent on this dinner. | ||
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+ | ''{End credits}'' | ||
{{Chapters}} | {{Chapters}} |
Current revision as of 01:03, 29 April 2006
SKFF Chapter #3 |
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An insane villain shows up take everyone out. To dinner, perhaps. But he better not leave us with the check!
Cast (in order of appearance): Nick, Cassidy, Smithy, Hayei, Keen, Evil
Places:
Date:
[edit] Transcript
{Open to Nick, Smithy and Cassidy in a restaurant-type place.}
NICK: So Cass, what's it like being a cold-blooded killer?
CASSIDY: Eh, it's alright.
NICK: Your mom is alright. I mean...
SMITHY: Hey, look over there!
NICK: What? I don't see anything...
{When Nick looks at Smithy again, he's not there.}
NICK: Where'd he go?
CASSIDY: I shot him.
{Cut to Hell... or the sun... whatever you wanna call it.}
SMITHY: Uh... what just happened?
{Cut to Nick and Cassidy.}
CASSIDY: I'm joining Smithy. {Shoots herself. She then ends up on the sun with Smithy}
NICK: Aww, man. I wanted to do that.
{Cut to Keen, who is talking to Hayei.}
HAYEI: My power level is the highest in the galaxy!
KEEN: Yeah, you say that like anyone cares. I've kicked all kinds of galactic butt in my days. I could take you pretty easily.
HAYEI: Is that a challenge?
KEEN: Is your mom a challenge?
EVIL: Ahahahaha! I have returned!
HAYEI: For some strange reason, I do not remember that guy. I'm sure it's not in any way important.
EVIL: Once again, Evil has shown up to ruin everyone's miserable lives! ...Wait, why did I just refer to myself in the third person?
KEEN: At least you don't refer to yourself in the second person, like you do.
EVIL: Good point. I shall respond with... DIE! AHAHAHAHA!
{Keen and Hayei end up on the sun with Smithy and Cassidy, who're playing with cards.}
HAYEI: Is that blackjack?
SMITHY: Strip poker.
{Pause}
KEEN: Count me in.
{Cut to Nick and Jessica.}
NICK: What are you eating?
JESSICA: A salad.
NICK: Salads are... uhh... stinky.
JESSICA: Not really. Eat one.
NICK: NO.
SMITHY: Who orders a salad at the sun anyway?
JESSICA: Vegans?
KEEN: Salads can be used with forks to be eaten.
EVIL: Mind if I...TAKE YOU TO DINNER?
SMITHY: Cool where?
EVIL: Uh..damn. Never thought I'd get this far.
{Hayei appears next to Evil}
HAYEI: What the...cheese monkey doodle bobs? Wow. Do they even exsist? Nah, maybe not. That'd be cool though. If I made those, would you guys buy em? I mean, if you would, I'd make them for everyone. Maybe is would be a Chocolate Monkey Doodle Bob, you know..think about the lactose intolerent people. If I put it in Strong Bad's pant styles, it'd be like a Sblounschked! bar. Do you guys like Sblounschked bars? It has that extra bite for protection, it looks pretty nasty. Poor Marshie.
{Everyone stares at Hayei.}
EVIL: Done?
HAYEI: Maybe.
EVIL: Shutup.
CASSIDY: What are you doing here?
EVIL: I'm here to take you to..
SMITHY: Dinner?
EVIL: Yes.
CASSIDY: Where to? Perkins?
EVIL: NO...that got destroyed a year ago. I'm taking you to my own restaraunt! EVIL's evil restaraunt of restarauntility!
NICK: Oh, that's creative.
JESSICA: I'm in.
EVIL: Would you like the Evil Steak?
JESSICA: NO!
EVIL: Too bad. Your all getting the Evil Steak!
SMITHY: IT can't be raw, medium, medium rare, or medium ultra supercalifragilisticexpialadocious.
NICK: FTW!
EVIL: Ok. By the way, here's the bill. See ya!
{Runs out the door laughing.}
CASSIDY: Well..ok.
SMITHY: That...was...the greatest $500 I've ever spent on this dinner.
{End credits}
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