Assassin

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Assassin is ______(Insert your opinion of him here)

What? That's not long enough? Oh whatever.

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Considering I have no idea how to wright a Wiki-style article, I'll just write a bit of a description.

Assassin is a member of SIF who joined in Febuary 2006, mainly because he was bored. His weakness is frequently falling into fits of depression over his own talent. Fortunately, these don't last very long. Not known for his fan submissions, voice acting, or railway knowledge, he is in his own opinion, the picture of the average SIF member. He is rather superstitious & opinionated, but is easy enough to get along with, so long as the Yankee baseball team isn't brought up. He is however,(In his own mind at least) somewhat famous for constantly changing his name, whether it be SherlockAssassin, Red Ninja or various Videogame Villains his name won't be the same for long. Outside of SIF, he is an avid Nintendo Baseball, and drawing fan, despite having zero art talent whatsoever.