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Becoming Zana Dark the John Tesh way!
I am in the process of creating an army of Grampo Nazi cage fighters.
Where GRAMPO = GRAMMAR + TYPO.
YOU GAME???
What Does This Mean???
I can help you wikify your life! Let me answer any and all questions you have about formatting, prose and content on Uncyclopedia.org, because I am the undeniable voice of reason on this otherwise Bat Fuck Insane website. Oh, and I use profanity... ALOT, so if this bothers you, please let me know! =)
JOIN THE CAUSE
Add ONE of the following templates to your userpage to be 'Zanafied':
| I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter. |
{{UB:BF}} is for regular n00bs.
 | Chicken Soup for the Eyes |
| Baby food | Boogers | Candy | Cantaloupes | Cheese sandwiches | Condoleezza Rice | Cornbread | Häagen-Dazs | Hammus | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge |Goa Tse | Hairy tacos | Krispy Kreme | Mushrooms | Mangos | MILK | Paint stripper | Penis | Pudding | Orange sherbet | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Turd burgers | Spam | Tablets | Taco Bell |
{{UB:ZD}} is for n00bs with a little structure.
| Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow. This user has finished training and is now a GRAMPO NAZI. |
{{UB:GTN}} is for graduates that want to work detail.
 | This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile. |
{{UB:GAY}} is for graduates that don't mind doing dirty work.
| I'm an wikiPOP Cage Fighter! This user used to be a little n00b like you, except unlike you: THEY KNOW HOW TO SELL oranges BY THE FREEWAY. |
{{UB:DAD}} is for graduates that like to sell oranges.
| I'm an wikiPOP Cage Fighter! This user used to be a little n00b like you, except unlike you: THEY COLLECT THE MONEY WHEN THE rent IS DUE. |
{{UB:MOM}} is for graduates that like to pay rent.
| | Fundamental Stereotypes |
| Americans | Armenians | Asian People | Assholes | Babies | Beatniks | Black People | Brits | Brunettes | Canadians | Captains | Cavemen | Communists | Dirty Sanchezes | Dolphins | Emos | Feminists | Filipinos | Furries | Gays | Geeks | Gypsies | Hippies | Heroes | Jehovah's Witnesses | Jews | Lesbos | Men | Mexicans | Mormons | Nazis | Niggers | Ninjas | Pirates | Ninja Pirates | Poets | Politicians | Redheads | Retards | Thieves | Toddlers | Trekkies | Vegetarians | White People | Women |
{{UB:C}} is for certified Cage Fighter Trainers. ;)
& {{UB:LAMP}} is for... well ASSHOLES, duh:
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Öh Jesus Shitballs... wikiPOP has been diagnosed with MEGA CANCER. It's contagious! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOO! |
Welcome Templates for Everyone
If you know how to use these, you can change the text to suit your needs!
{{FA}} is for strapping young graduates of the male persuasion to use:
 This isn't your mom's Wikipedia... But you can go ahead and call me 'daddy'... Zana Dark |
{{MA}} is for smart, witty graduates of the female persuasion to use:
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This isn't your mom's Wikipedia... So why do I have to keep cleaning up after you?... Zana Dark |
{{W}} is the default Welcomer:
{{MVP}} is 4 Warriors:
WELCOME TO wikiPOP! -{{{1}}}
But, Wait! What are Templates???
Don't fret, little one..
I will add even more cool templates soon... I can even help you make your own. Until then you may want to just read for awhile.
& Don't Forget... to sign all of your comments on talk pages using four tildes, like so: ~~~~
Example: 
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 20:12, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Need Help WIth Your Signature?
Or anything else, for that matter...
And you can always read THIS 4 a quick laugh...
(harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 19:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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