Operation Anarchistic Pogostick
From Plfof
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Overview
On July 16th, 2006 Operation Anarchistic Pogostick was launched by Mink, Marten, Lutra, Sable, Weasel & Wolverine taking control of the Hot Pants of Horniness previously owned by insane_idoru (target indentification: Chaotic Thrust). Agent Sable was awarded the Mark of the Birdie for his valiant cries of frothy goodness. Agent Marten was awarded a Paperclip Epaulet for the mission.
Summary
TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Marten: Do we have a confirmation on the target yet?
Mink: Getting something on InfraRed is hard in this heat. She simply isn't hot enough to be picked up
Weasel: I think she would beg to differ
Mink: Maybe the other team has her on visual
Marten: *picks up the radio* Sable, this is Marten, over
Mink: *twiddles a dial* Still nothing
Marten: Sable, this is Marten, over
Sable: Marten, this is Sable
Marten: What the fark is going on over there? Do you have a visual yet?
Sable: Oh, we have a visual alright. Sorry about that, I only had one hand available and the
button is... we were preoccupied
Marten: Damn, we can't just barge in there like before. We have to get her away from any sharp edges
Weasel: I still say we could probably just ask her for it
Mink: *glare* You obviously do not understand how this works yet
Marten: Sable, we're going to need a distraction
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Sable: Okay folks, our job is to provide a diversion for the extraction. Any ideas?
Lutra: Would could moon her
Wolverine: Or do a strip tease
Sable: First of all I have seen enough of your legs to torment me a lifetime, secondly,
we're the ones oggling her through the binoculars, not the other way around.
Lutra: Perhaps if we make enough of a ruckus she'll come out
Wolverine: *shrugs*
Sable: Free Beer!!
Lutra: Free Mumia!!
Wolverine: Free Bird!!
Sable: Free Beer!!
Lutra: Free Mumia!!
Wolverine: Free Bird!!
Sable: It seems to be working
Lutra: What do we do when she get's out here?
Wolverine: Well that would depend on whom she responded to
Sable: Oh crap... maybe if we keep yelling and back away slowly
Lutra: She's closing on us fast
Wolverine: Damn you and your free beer
Lutra: To the van!!
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Mink: She was in such a hurry she left the door wide open Marten: We have to be quick, I'm not sure how long they can hold her Mink: *turns around and grabs Weasel's collar* Stop trying to sneak off Weasel: B..but..but I'm thristy Marten: Come on, I'm sure she has a liquor cabinet Weasel: Oh, alright Mink: Where exactly should we be looking? Marten: Well, given her I think anywhere is the house is fair game Weasel: *checks a drawer* No liquor, no loot Mink: *looks under the bed* No booze, no bounty Marten: *opens the fridge* Oh my Weasel: *leans over to look* Ewwww Mink: Shut that thing, you're being sadistic Weasel: *creaks a cabinet* No shots, no spoils Mink: *ruffles through the dresser* No hooch, no haul Marten: *sighs*
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Wolverine: Are we there yet? Lutra: No Wolverine: Are we there yet? Lutra: No Wolverine: Are we there.... Sable: Mommy, Mommy, he hit me!! Wolverine: Did not Sable: Did too Lutra: Will you both just shut up?! *checks the rearview mirror* Damn, we're losing her Sable: Slow down *rolls down a window* Free beer!! Wolverine: Ice cold beer!! Come and get it!! Lutra: There we go, she's picking up speed. Are they done yet? Sable: We should cycle back Wolverine: Are we there yet? Lutra: No Sable: I need to go potty....
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Marten: Well this is novel Weasel: What the hell are they doing? Mink: Driving around in circles Marten: I suppose if they just keep going long enough she'll tire out and we can jump in Sable: Free beer!! Wolverine: Ice cold, come and get it!! Mink: So that's how they snagged her Marten: I don't suppose you have a tape recorder? Weasel: We only brought the radio Marten: Can we hot wire it to the stereo in her house? Weasel: I think so Marten: Mink, take the package and move further down the road Mink: Huh? Marten: Once the radio's set she'll be between us and the van Mink: Ahhh, gotcha *sneaks off* Weasel: Okay, you ready? Marten: *dashes for some bushes*
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Radio: Free beer!! Giveaway lottery tickets!! Lutra: I thought I told you both to stop that, we need to lose her Wolverine: It wasn't us Radio: All you can eat Chocolate!! Massage trial!! Lutra: She's veering off Sable: Watch out!! Marten: Crap man, you almost hit us *opens the back* Mink: *jumps in* Here it is Lutra: Nice Weasel: All accounted for, get us out of here Sable: That went pretty smoothly Marten: We lost a radio Mink: It's only a radio Marten: Sets a bad trend, next thing you know we'll be losing the van Wolverine: Are we there yet? Lutra: No Marten: I need to go to the bathroom
