Asshugger of Alberta

From Plfof

The Asshugger of Alberta was obtained on August 9th, 2006 by agents Sable, Marten, Lutra & Weasel from its former bearer Megganlomaniac without incident during Operation Benevolent Cheesecake. Its color still varies from time to time as leftover probability wears off from the peculiar method used in obtaining it.