Operation Benevolent Cheesecake
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Overview
On August 9th, 2006 Operation Benevolent Cheesecake was launched by Sable, Marten, Lutra & Weasel retrieving the Asshuggers of Alberta from Megganlomaniac (target indentification: Bountiful Dessert) on her birthday.
Summary
TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1
Marten: Well, there are two types of men in this world, those on the correct side of the window and those who aren't.
We are most certainly the later
Lutra: What about going through the window?
Sable: Exactly, and what is this arbitrary false dichotomy we're working our way into?
Lutra: Some people don't even have windows
Sable: Well, I suppose so long as you can discern the existence of one window...
Lutra: But then how do you go about drawing sides? Tell me that, think you're so smart
Sable: It's a planer figure in a world off three spatial dimensions, of course it draws sides
Lutra: A window doesn't have infinitesimal thickness, and neither do we, even if it did there is a coplanar possibility
Sable: Fine, but a planar window...
Lutra: Assuming it's existence
Sable: Assuming a planar window exists in our infinite three dimensional space than there is a trichotomy of position
present where the chances of starting randomly on one side or the other is 50% and the chance of existing on the
same plane as the window is close enough to zero to make no odds
Lutra: That still doesn't solve which side is correct, nor account for circular windows
Sable: Where is Marten?
Lutra: He seems to have left to go look through the window
Sable: Oh, we should join him
TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2
Lutra: OOOoo, OOOoo, he gave us the signal Weasel: In the key of g then Lutra: The key of G? Weasel: Yes, let the key of g rip Sable: Oh, I get it, a one, two, a one two three
Together:
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
We've made the long trip to Alberta
And left our poor friends all alone
If we have you we won't be lonesome
For we'd sure give you a good bone
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
I read in the paper there are harlots
With boobies that dance in the dark
My sword needs a sheathe to protect it
And we sure could use a nice fark
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
I don't want a crackhead or groupie
I'm fresh out of usable socks
I don't want an inflatable dummy
I just want a whore that sucks cocks
How much is that whore in the window
The one with the hips like a whale
How much is that whore in the window
I do hope that ass is for sale
Lutra: Think that distracted her? Sable: We better get out of here
TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3
Marten: Great job you guys, I have them, we can go Sable: Wait a second, how did you get in? Marten: It's amazing what you can do with an electronic brain and a Brownian motion producer Lutra: A what and what? Marten: A laptop and a cup of coffee, both things I happened to have about Lutra: You still didn't answer the question Marten: Well, I got to figuring if you could jump a hostess' clothing a foot to the left Sable: ...that you could jump a pair of panties a least a good yard Marten: Exactly Sable: I thought reputable physicists didn't get invited to those sort of parties Marten: I'm not exactly a reputable physicist Lutra: I'm still lost Sable: Finite improbability, need to catch up on your reading Lutra: Any chance you could get me through the wall? Marten: I'd need a bigger cup of coffee
