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TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Marten: Okay everybody, into the van
Wolverine: Shotgun!
Badger: Where?! *whips out a grenade*
Mink: Grenade!!!!!!!!
Sable: Run for cover!!!!!
Badger: Grenade?!?!?!?!?!
Wolverine: *tucks into a ball on the pavement*
Marten: *cries*
Mink: You have the grenade you idiot!
Badger: Oh, this grenade
Sable: Yes, that grenade
Mink: *slips into the passenger side*
Wolverine: *sulks* That was my seat
Marten: Just get in the van, please
Sable: Thank the good lord
Mink: I thought I ate him once
Wolverine: Who?
Mink: The good lord
Sable: Pardon?
Mink: I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Marten: Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind
Mink: The new episode of Lost?
Sable: The Phillies game?
Badger: The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Marten: No, I left that behind on purpose
Badger: You what?!
Marten: *ignores him* Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared
Lutra: Check
Badger: I'm missing my space modulator
Wolverine: Check
Sable: Cash
Marten: Whiskey
Badger: Strippers
Mink: No, no, no... you say tango
Badger: Why would I say that?
Mink: Because then I say foxtrot
Badger: What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers?
Wolverine: Formal dancing can be very erotic
Sable: I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible
Lutra: I'm so confused
Marten: Shut up!! Just shut up!! All of you
Mink: But...
Marten: *glares* Shhh
Mink: B..
Marten: Shhh I say!!!
Badger: What's got him all worked up?
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Sable: There was a note on the bedroom door
Lutra: What did it say?
Wolverine: It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch."
Sable: Damn
Wolverine: This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here
Lutra: Free Mumia!
Wolverine: Dude, that was so last week
Sable: The seventies were not kind on him
Lutra: Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it.
Sable: You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing
Wolverine: Dude, your fly's open
Sable: So?
Wolverine: Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that
Sable: *zips up* Fine
Lutra: Who has the radios we brought?
Sable: Marten and Mink, why?
Wolverine: Umm, aren't they on the same squad?
Sable: Yeah, so?
Lutra: So shouldn't we have one?
Sable: ... I'll be right back *returns with radio* Much better
Wolverine: Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Badger: Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out.
Marten: You are not a real cockney
Badger: Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
Mink: Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly?
Badger: I have not!
Mink: Yes you have. You were watching it last night
Badger: You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it!
Lutra: *radio crackle* Free Mumia!
Mink: Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head.
Badger: You wouldn't
Mink: *knocks the hat off his head*
Badger: *picks up the hat, dusts it off* I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship
Mink: So how are we going to get in
Marten: *snaps a latex glove onto his hand* We'll find a way
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Wolverine: Why'd it suddenly get dark in here?
Lutra: She turned out the light?
Wolverine: From in there?
Sable: Let me get out my... damn.
Wolverine: What?
Sable: Forgot my flashlight.
Lutra: Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check
Sable: I told you, I hate checks!
Lutra: Eastern Europe must be hell for you then
Wolverine: *presses his ear against the door*
Lutra: Hear anything?
Wolverine: Nope
Sable: So not only can't we watch, we can't listen...
Wolverine: Stop pacing
Lutra: I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips*
Lutra: whats thi... Hey I found it!
Wolverine: Excellent. Lets go!
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Badger: So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item
Marten: Won't that make a lot of noise?
Badger: Nah
Mink: Seems like it would
Badger: Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs*
Mink: But the neighbors will still hear it!
Badger: Oh right, them
Lutra: *radio crackle* Free....
Sable: Gimme that! We've got it.
Marten: Great, we're off
Badger: But... but... but... I want to blow up something!
Mink: Maybe next time.
Badger: Fine *sulks to van*
Marten: We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over
Badger: Really?
Marten: No
