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Overview
On July 14th, 2006 Operation Persistent Umlaut was launched by Mink, Marten, Lutra, Sable, Weasel & Wolverine taking control of the Hot Pants of Horniness previously owned by insane_idoru (target indentification: Chaotic Thrust). Agent Sable was awarded the Mark of the Birdie for his valiant cries of frothy goodness.
Summary
TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Marten: Do we have a confirmation on the target yet?
Mink: Getting something on InfraRed is hard in this heat. She simply isn't hot enough to be picked up
Weasel: I think she would beg to differ
Mink: Maybe the other team has her on visual
Marten: *picks up the radio* Sable, this is Marten, over
Mink: *twiddles a dial* Still nothing
Marten: Sable, this is Marten, over
Sable: Marten, this is Sable
Marten: What the fark is going on over there? Do you have a visual yet?
Sable: Oh, we have a visual alright. Sorry about that, I only had one hand available and the
button is... we were preoccupied
Marten: Damn, we can't just barge in there like before. We have to get her away from any sharp edges
Weasel: I still say we could probably just ask her for it
Mink: *glare* You obviously do not understand how this works yet
Marten: Sable, we're going to need a distraction
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Sable: Okay folks, our job is to provide a diversion for the extraction. Any ideas?
Lutra: Would could moon her
Wolverine: Or do a strip tease
Sable: First of all I have seen enough of your legs to torment me a lifetime, secondly,
we're the ones oggling her through the binoculars, not the other way around.
Lutra: Perhaps if we make enough of a ruckus she'll come out
Wolverine: *shrugs*
Sable: Free Beer!!
Lutra: Free Mumia!!
Wolverine: Free Bird!!
Sable: Free Beer!!
Lutra: Free Mumia!!
Wolverine: Free Bird!!
Sable: It seems to be working
Lutra: What do we do when she get's out here?
Wolverine: Well that would depend on whom she responded to
Sable: Oh crap... maybe if we keep yelling and back away slowly
Lutra: She's closing on us fast
Wolverine: Damn you and your free beer
Lutra: To the van!!
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Marten: Weasel: Mink:
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Marten: We miss much? Wolverine: I hope not Sable: Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two Marten: Great, proceed *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds* Weasel: *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light* Wolverine: Wait for it... Sable: Why hello dear, lovely towel Weasel: Oh now, wait a moment, those words hurt Wolverine: *leads her to the bed* This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt Sable: Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive Marten: *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background* Sable: *wanders off* Wolverine: *ties her hands gently to the bedframe* See, that wasn't so bad Weasel: *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt* Wolverine: That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest Weasel: Now hold still and lean over a bit Wolverine: Exactly *grabs the paddle* Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door Weasel: Awww... *pours himself some abisynth and grabs a screwdriver*
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Marten: Are you set? Sable: All systems go Marten: Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sable: What are you doing?! Marten: *spits up some coffeee* Oh. My. God. Wolverine: I was just spanking.... Marten: No, it's not that, that I get, what about the... Sable: Dress Marten: Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed Sable: Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours Wolverine: I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off Marten: *blinks* Sable: Because that makes it soooo much better Marten: We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self Wolverine: But... Marten: Out!! Sable: *still shaking his head* Marten: Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Mink: What took you guys so long? Polecat: Yeah, we were falling asleep out here Weasel: We ran into a snag *steps aside* In the panty hose Polecat: Oh my Mink: Dear God Marten: You stole the words from my mouth Wolverine: I can explain.... Sable: Here we go again Marten: Not so fast, operations check first... door? Weasel: Fixed Marten: Package? Mink: *dangles from finger* Secured Marten: Acoustics? Polecat: The dohicky? Got it Marten: Camera? Sable: In place on the showerhead Marten: *sighs* Target? Wolverine: Throughly violate Sable: I'd say so, we're burning that dress Weasel: I want a better job next time Polecat: You want a better job?!
