Operation Obsequious Sequin
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Overview
On July 22nd, 2006 Operation Obsequious Sequin was launched by Mink, Marten, Lutra, Sable, Badger & Wolverine retrieving the Loads'a'lot du Lace from its owner nyterayn (target indentification: Submissive Sparkle).
Summary
TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Marten: Okay everybody, into the van Wolverine: Shotgun! Badger: Where?! *whips out a grenade* Mink: Grenade!!!!!!!! Sable: Run for cover!!!!! Badger: Grenade?!?!?!?!?! Wolverine: *tucks into a ball on the pavement* Marten: *cries* Mink: You have the grenade you idiot! Badger: Oh, this grenade Sable: Yes, that grenade Mink: *slips into the passenger side* Wolverine: *sulks* That was my seat Marten: Just get in the van, please Sable: Thank the good lord Mink: I thought I ate him once Wolverine: Who? Mink: The good lord Sable: Pardon? Mink: I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Marten: Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind Mink: The new episode of Lost? Sable: The Phillies game? Badger: The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator? Marten: No, I left that behind on purpose Badger: You what?! Marten: *ignores him* Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared Lutra: Check Badger: I'm missing my space modulator Wolverine: Check Sable: Cash Marten: Whiskey Badger: Strippers Mink: No, no, no... you say tango Badger: Why would I say that? Mink: Because then I say foxtrot Badger: What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers? Wolverine: Formal dancing can be very erotic Sable: I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible Lutra: I'm so confused Marten: Shut up!! Just shut up!! All of you Mink: But... Marten: *glares* Shhh Mink: B.. Marten: Shhh I say!!! Badger: What's got him all worked up?
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Sable: There was a note on the bedroom door Lutra: What did it say? Wolverine: It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch." Sable: Damn Wolverine: This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here Lutra: Free Mumia! Wolverine: Dude, that was so last week Sable: The seventies were not kind on him Lutra: Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it. Sable: You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing Wolverine: Dude, your fly's open Sable: So? Wolverine: Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that Sable: *zips up* Fine Lutra: Who has the radios we brought? Sable: Marten and Mink, why? Wolverine: Umm, aren't they on the same squad? Sable: Yeah, so? Lutra: So shouldn't we have one? Sable: ... I'll be right back *returns with radio* Much better Wolverine: Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Badger: Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out. Marten: You are not a real cockney Badger: Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent? Mink: Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly? Badger: I have not! Mink: Yes you have. You were watching it last night Badger: You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it! Lutra: *radio crackle* Free Mumia! Mink: Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head. Badger: You wouldn't Mink: *knocks the hat off his head* Badger: *picks up the hat, dusts it off* I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship Mink: So how are we going to get in Marten: *snaps a latex glove onto his hand* We'll find a way
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Wolverine: Why'd it suddenly get dark in here? Lutra: She turned out the light? Wolverine: From in there? Sable: Let me get out my... damn. Wolverine: What? Sable: Forgot my flashlight. Lutra: Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check Sable: I told you, I hate checks! Lutra: Eastern Europe must be hell for you then Wolverine: *presses his ear against the door* Lutra: Hear anything? Wolverine: Nope Sable: So not only can't we watch, we can't listen... Wolverine: Stop pacing Lutra: I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips* Lutra: whats thi... Hey I found it! Wolverine: Excellent. Lets go!
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Badger: So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item Marten: Won't that make a lot of noise? Badger: Nah Mink: Seems like it would Badger: Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs* Mink: But the neighbors will still hear it! Badger: Oh right, them Lutra: *radio crackle* Free.... Sable: Gimme that! We've got it. Marten: Great, we're off Badger: But... but... but... I want to blow up something! Mink: Maybe next time. Badger: Fine *sulks to van* Marten: We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over Badger: Really? Marten: No
