Operation Benevolent Cheesecake

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===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1 ===
===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1 ===
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Marten:  Well, there are two types of men in this world, those on the correct side of the window and those who aren't.
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          We are most certainly the later
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Lutra:  What about going through the window?
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Sable:  Exactly, and what is this arbitrary false dichotomy we're working our way into?
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Lutra:  Some people don't even have windows
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Sable:  Well, I suppose so long as you can discern the existence of one window...
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Lutra:  But then how do you go about drawing sides?  Tell me that, think you're so smart
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Sable:  It's a planer figure in a world off three spatial dimensions, of course it draws sides
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Lutra:  A window doesn't have infinitesimal thickness, and neither do we, even if it did there is a coplanar possibility
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Sable:  Fine, but a planar window...
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Lutra:  Assuming it's existence
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Sable:  Assuming a planar window exists in our infinite three dimensional space than there is a trichotomy of position
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          present where the chances of starting randomly on one side or the other is 50% and the chance of existing on the
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          same plane as the window is close enough to zero to make no odds
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Lutra:  That still doesn't solve which side is correct, nor account for circular windows
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Sable:  Where is Marten?
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Lutra:  He seems to have left to go look through the window
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Sable:  Oh, we should join him
===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2 ===
===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2 ===
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Lutra:  OOOoo, OOOoo, he gave us the signal
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Weasel:  In the key of g then
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Lutra:  The key of G?
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Weasel:  Yes, let the key of g rip
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Sable:  Oh, I get it, a one, two, a one two three
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Together:
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          The one with the hips like a whale
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          I do hope that ass is for sale
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          We've made the long trip to Alberta
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          And left our poor friends all alone
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          If we have you we won't be lonesome
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          For we'd sure give you a good bone
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          The one with the hips like a whale
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          I do hope that ass is for sale
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          I read in the paper there are harlots
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          With boobies that dance in the dark
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          My sword needs a sheathe to protect it
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          And we sure could use a nice fark
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          The one with the hips like a whale
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          I do hope that ass is for sale
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          I don't want a crackhead or groupie
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          I'm fresh out of usable socks
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          I don't want an inflatable dummy
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          I just want a whore that sucks cocks
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          The one with the hips like a whale
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          How much is that whore in the window
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          I do hope that ass is for sale
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Lutra:  Think that distracted her?
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Sable:  We better get out of here
===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3 ===
===TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3 ===
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Marten:  Great job you guys, I have them, we can go
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Sable:  Wait a second, how did you get in?
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Marten:  It's amazing what you can do with an electronic brain and a Brownian motion producer
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Lutra:  A what and what?
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Marten:  A laptop and a cup of coffee, both things I happened to have about
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Lutra:  You still didn't answer the question
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Marten:  Well, I got to figuring if you could jump a hostess' clothing a foot to the left
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Sable:  ...that you could jump a pair of panties a least a good yard
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Marten:  Exactly
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Sable:  I thought reputable physicists didn't get invited to those sort of parties
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Marten:  I'm not exactly a reputable physicist
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Lutra:  I'm still lost
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Sable:  Finite improbability, need to catch up on your reading
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Lutra:  Any chance you could get me through the wall?
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Marten:  I'd need a bigger cup of coffee

Revision as of 02:56, 10 August 2006

Contents

Overview

On August 9th, 2006 Operation Benevolent Cheesecake was launched by Sable, Marten, Lutra & Weasel retrieving the Asshuggers of Alberta from Megganlomaniac (target indentification: Bountiful Dessert) on her birthday.

Summary

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1 

Marten:  Well, there are two types of men in this world, those on the correct side of the window and those who aren't.
         We are most certainly the later
Lutra:   What about going through the window?
Sable:   Exactly, and what is this arbitrary false dichotomy we're working our way into?
Lutra:   Some people don't even have windows
Sable:   Well, I suppose so long as you can discern the existence of one window...
Lutra:   But then how do you go about drawing sides?  Tell me that, think you're so smart
Sable:   It's a planer figure in a world off three spatial dimensions, of course it draws sides
Lutra:   A window doesn't have infinitesimal thickness, and neither do we, even if it did there is a coplanar possibility
Sable:   Fine, but a planar window...
Lutra:   Assuming it's existence
Sable:   Assuming a planar window exists in our infinite three dimensional space than there is a trichotomy of position 
         present where the chances of starting randomly on one side or the other is 50% and the chance of existing on the
         same plane as the window is close enough to zero to make no odds
Lutra:   That still doesn't solve which side is correct, nor account for circular windows
Sable:   Where is Marten?
Lutra:   He seems to have left to go look through the window
Sable:   Oh, we should join him

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2 

Lutra:   OOOoo, OOOoo, he gave us the signal
Weasel:  In the key of g then
Lutra:   The key of G?
Weasel:  Yes, let the key of g rip
Sable:   Oh, I get it, a one, two, a one two three

Together:
         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale

         We've made the long trip to Alberta
         And left our poor friends all alone
         If we have you we won't be lonesome
         For we'd sure give you a good bone

         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale

         I read in the paper there are harlots
         With boobies that dance in the dark
         My sword needs a sheathe to protect it
         And we sure could use a nice fark

         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale

         I don't want a crackhead or groupie
         I'm fresh out of usable socks
         I don't want an inflatable dummy
         I just want a whore that sucks cocks

         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale

Lutra:   Think that distracted her?
Sable:   We better get out of here

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3 

Marten:  Great job you guys, I have them, we can go
Sable:  Wait a second, how did you get in?
Marten:  It's amazing what you can do with an electronic brain and a Brownian motion producer
Lutra:  A what and what?
Marten:  A laptop and a cup of coffee, both things I happened to have about
Lutra:  You still didn't answer the question
Marten:  Well, I got to figuring if you could jump a hostess' clothing a foot to the left
Sable:  ...that you could jump a pair of panties a least a good yard
Marten:  Exactly
Sable:  I thought reputable physicists didn't get invited to those sort of parties
Marten:  I'm not exactly a reputable physicist
Lutra:  I'm still lost
Sable:  Finite improbability, need to catch up on your reading
Lutra:  Any chance you could get me through the wall?
Marten:  I'd need a bigger cup of coffee
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