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	===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
-	Marten:	+	Mink:      She was in such a hurry she left the door wide open
-	Weasel:	+	Marten:    We have to be quick, I'm not sure how long they can hold her
-	Mink:	+	Mink:      *turns around and grabs Weasel's collar*  Stop trying to sneak off
		+	Weasel:     B..but..but I'm thristy
		+	Marten:    Come on, I'm sure she has a liquor cabinet
		+	Weasel:    Oh, alright
		+	Mink:       Where exactly should we be looking?
		+	Marten:    Well, given her I think anywhere is the house is fair game
		+	Weasel:    *checks a drawer*  No liquor, no loot
		+	Mink:      *looks under the bed*  No booze, no bounty
		+	Marten:    *opens the fridge*  Oh my
		+	Weasel:    *leans over to look*  Ewwww
		+	Mink:      Shut that thing, you're being sadistic
		+	Weasel:    *creaks a cabinet*  No shots, no spoils
		+	Mink:      *ruffles through the dresser*  No hooch, no haul
		+	Marten:    *sighs*
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
-	Marten:    We miss much?	+	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Wolverine:  I hope not	+	Lutra:      No
-	Sable:      Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two	+	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Marten:     Great, proceed *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds*	+	Lutra:     No
-	Weasel:     *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light*	+	Wolverine:  Are we there....
-	Wolverine:  Wait for it...	+	Sable:      Mommy, Mommy, he hit me!!
-	Sable:      Why hello dear, lovely towel	+	Wolverine: Did not
-	Weasel:     Oh now, wait a moment, those words hurt	+	Sable:     Did too
-	Wolverine:  *leads her to the bed*  This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt	+	Lutra:      Will you both just shut up?! *checks the rearview mirror*  Damn, we're losing her
-	Sable:      Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive	+	Sable:      Slow down *rolls down a window*  Free beer!!
-	Marten:    *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background*	+	Wolverine:  Ice cold beer!! Come and get it!!
-	Sable:      *wanders off*	+	Lutra:      There we go, she's picking up speed.  Are they done yet?
-	Wolverine:  *ties her hands gently to the bedframe* See, that wasn't so bad	+	Sable:     We should cycle back
-	Weasel:     *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt*	+	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Wolverine:  That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest	+	Lutra:     No
-	Weasel:     Now hold still and lean over a bit	+	Sable:     I need to go potty....
-	Wolverine: Exactly  *grabs the paddle*  Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door	+
-	Weasel:    Awww... *pours himself some abisynth and grabs a screwdriver*	+
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
-	Marten:    Are you set?	+	Marten:    Well this is novel
-	Sable:     All systems go	+	Weasel:    What the hell are they doing?
-	Marten:    Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here	+	Mink:       Driving around in circles
-	- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -	+	Marten:    I suppose if they just keep going long enough she'll tire out and we can jump in
-	Sable:      What are you doing?!	+	Sable:      Free beer!!
-	Marten:    *spits up some coffeee*  Oh. My. God.	+	Wolverine:  Ice cold, come and get it!!
-	Wolverine:  I was just spanking....	+	Mink:       So that's how they snagged her
-	Marten:     No, it's not that, that I get, what about the...	+	Marten:    I don't suppose you have a tape recorder?
-	Sable:      Dress	+	Weasel:     We only brought the radio
-	Marten:    Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed	+	Marten:     Can we hot wire it to the stereo in her house?
-	Sable:     Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours	+	Weasel:    I think so
-	Wolverine: I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off	+	Marten:    Mink, take the package and move further down the road
-	Marten:    *blinks*	+	Mink:       Huh?
-	Sable:      Because that makes it soooo much better	+	Marten:    Once the radio's set she'll be between us and the van
-	Marten:    We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self	+	Mink:       Ahhh, gotcha *sneaks off*
-	Wolverine: But...	+	Weasel:    Okay, you ready?
-	Marten:    Out!!	+	Marten:    *dashes for some bushes*
-	Sable:     *still shaking his head*	+
-	Marten:    Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those	+
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===
-	Mink:       What took you guys so long?	+	Radio:     Free beer!!  Giveaway lottery tickets!!
-	Polecat:   Yeah, we were falling asleep out here	+	Lutra:     I thought I told you both to stop that, we need to lose her
-	Weasel:     We ran into a snag *steps aside*  In the panty hose	+	Wolverine:  It wasn't us
-	Polecat:   Oh my	+	Radio:     All you can eat Chocolate!! Massage trial!!
-	Mink:      Dear God	+	Lutra:     She's veering off
-	Marten:     You stole the words from my mouth	+	Sable:      Watch out!!
-	Wolverine:  I can explain....	+	Marten:    Crap man, you almost hit us *opens the back*
-	Sable:      Here we go again	+	Mink:      *jumps in*  Here it is
-	Marten:    Not so fast, operations check first... door?	+	Lutra:      Nice
-	Weasel:    Fixed	+	Weasel:    All accounted for, get us out of here
-	Marten:    Package?	+	Sable:     That went pretty smoothly
-	Mink:      *dangles from finger*  Secured	+	Marten:    We lost a radio
-	Marten:    Acoustics?	+	Mink:       It's only a radio
-	Polecat:   The dohicky?  Got it	+	Marten:    Sets a bad trend, next thing you know we'll be losing the van
-	Marten:    Camera?	+	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Sable:     In place on the showerhead	+	Lutra:      No
-	Marten:    *sighs*  Target?	+	Marten:    I need to go to the bathroom
-	Wolverine:  Throughly violate	+
-	Sable:      I'd say so, we're burning that dress	+
-	Weasel:    I want a better job next time	+
-	Polecat:    You want a better job?!	+

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Revision as of 01:09, 14 July 2006

Contents 1 Overview 2 Summary 2.1 TF Panty Raid - Part 1 2.2 TF Panty Raid - Part 2 2.3 TF Panty Raid - Part 3 2.4 TF Panty Raid - Part 4 2.5 TF Panty Raid - Part 5 2.6 TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Overview

On July 14th, 2006 Operation Persistent Umlaut was launched by Mink, Marten, Lutra, Sable, Weasel & Wolverine taking control of the Hot Pants of Horniness previously owned by insane_idoru (target indentification: Chaotic Thrust). Agent Sable was awarded the Mark of the Birdie for his valiant cries of frothy goodness.

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

Marten:     Do we have a confirmation on the target yet?
Mink:       Getting something on InfraRed is hard in this heat.  She simply isn't hot enough to be picked up
Weasel:     I think she would beg to differ
 Mink:       Maybe the other team has her on visual
Marten:     *picks up the radio*  Sable, this is Marten, over
Mink:       *twiddles a dial*  Still nothing
Marten:     Sable, this is Marten, over
Sable:      Marten, this is Sable
Marten:     What the fark is going on over there?  Do you have a visual yet?
Sable:      Oh, we have a visual alright.  Sorry about that, I only had one hand available and the
            button is... we were preoccupied
Marten:     Damn, we can't just barge in there like before.  We have to get her away from any sharp edges
Weasel:     I still say we could probably just ask her for it
Mink:       *glare*  You obviously do not understand how this works yet
Marten:     Sable, we're going to need a distraction

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

Sable:      Okay folks, our job is to provide a diversion for the extraction. Any ideas?
Lutra:      Would could moon her
Wolverine:  Or do a strip tease
Sable:      First of all I have seen enough of your legs to torment me a lifetime, secondly,
            we're the ones oggling her through the binoculars, not the other way around.
Lutra:      Perhaps if we make enough of a ruckus she'll come out
Wolverine:  *shrugs*
Sable:      Free Beer!!
Lutra:      Free Mumia!!
Wolverine:  Free Bird!!
Sable:      Free Beer!!
Lutra:      Free Mumia!!
Wolverine:  Free Bird!!
Sable:      It seems to be working
Lutra:      What do we do when she get's out here?
Wolverine:  Well that would depend on whom she responded to
Sable:      Oh crap... maybe if we keep yelling and back away slowly
Lutra:      She's closing on us fast
Wolverine:  Damn you and your free beer
Lutra:      To the van!!

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

Mink:       She was in such a hurry she left the door wide open
Marten:     We have to be quick, I'm not sure how long they can hold her
Mink:       *turns around and grabs Weasel's collar*  Stop trying to sneak off
Weasel:     B..but..but I'm thristy
Marten:     Come on, I'm sure she has a liquor cabinet
Weasel:     Oh, alright
Mink:       Where exactly should we be looking?
Marten:     Well, given her I think anywhere is the house is fair game
Weasel:     *checks a drawer*  No liquor, no loot
Mink:       *looks under the bed*  No booze, no bounty
Marten:     *opens the fridge*  Oh my
Weasel:     *leans over to look*  Ewwww
Mink:       Shut that thing, you're being sadistic
Weasel:     *creaks a cabinet*  No shots, no spoils
Mink:       *ruffles through the dresser*  No hooch, no haul
Marten:     *sighs*

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
Lutra:      No
Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
Lutra:      No
Wolverine:  Are we there....
Sable:      Mommy, Mommy, he hit me!!
Wolverine:  Did not
Sable:      Did too
Lutra:      Will you both just shut up?!  *checks the rearview mirror*  Damn, we're losing her
Sable:      Slow down  *rolls down a window*  Free beer!!
Wolverine:  Ice cold beer!!  Come and get it!!
Lutra:      There we go, she's picking up speed.  Are they done yet?
Sable:      We should cycle back
Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
Lutra:      No
Sable:      I need to go potty....

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

Marten:     Well this is novel
Weasel:     What the hell are they doing?
Mink:       Driving around in circles
Marten:     I suppose if they just keep going long enough she'll tire out and we can jump in
Sable:      Free beer!!
Wolverine:  Ice cold, come and get it!!
Mink:       So that's how they snagged her
Marten:     I don't suppose you have a tape recorder?
Weasel:     We only brought the radio
Marten:     Can we hot wire it to the stereo in her house?
Weasel:     I think so
Marten:     Mink, take the package and move further down the road
Mink:       Huh?
Marten:     Once the radio's set she'll be between us and the van
Mink:       Ahhh, gotcha *sneaks off*
Weasel:     Okay, you ready?
Marten:     *dashes for some bushes*

TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Radio:      Free beer!!  Giveaway lottery tickets!!
Lutra:      I thought I told you both to stop that, we need to lose her
Wolverine:  It wasn't us
Radio:      All you can eat Chocolate!!  Massage trial!!
Lutra:      She's veering off
Sable:      Watch out!!
Marten:     Crap man, you almost hit us *opens the back*
Mink:       *jumps in*  Here it is
Lutra:      Nice
Weasel:     All accounted for, get us out of here
Sable:      That went pretty smoothly
Marten:     We lost a radio
Mink:       It's only a radio
Marten:     Sets a bad trend, next thing you know we'll be losing the van
Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
Lutra:      No
Marten:     I need to go to the bathroom