Operation Benevolent Cheesecake

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Current revision as of 00:11, 11 August 2006

Overview

On August 9th, 2006 Operation Benevolent Cheesecake was launched by Sable, Marten, Lutra & Weasel retrieving the Asshugger of Alberta from Megganlomaniac (target indentification: Bountiful Dessert) on her birthday. Agent Marten was awarded a Paperclip Epaulet for the mission.

Summary

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 1

Marten:  Well, there are two types of men in this world, those on the correct side of the window and those who aren't.
         We are most certainly the later
Lutra:   What about going through the window?
Sable:   Exactly, and what is this arbitrary false dichotomy we're working our way into?
Lutra:   Some people don't even have windows
Sable:   Well, I suppose so long as you can discern the existence of one window...
Lutra:   But then how do you go about drawing sides?  Tell me that, think you're so smart
Sable:   It's a planer figure in a world off three spatial dimensions, of course it draws sides
Lutra:   A window doesn't have infinitesimal thickness, and neither do we, even if it did there is a coplanar possibility
Sable:   Fine, but a planar window...
Lutra:   Assuming it's existence
Sable:   Assuming a planar window exists in our infinite three dimensional space than there is a trichotomy of position 
         present where the chances of starting randomly on one side or the other is 50% and the chance of existing on the
         same plane as the window is close enough to zero to make no odds
Lutra:   That still doesn't solve which side is correct, nor account for circular windows
Sable:   Where is Marten?
Lutra:   He seems to have left to go look through the window
Sable:   Oh, we should join him

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 2

Lutra:   OOOoo, OOOoo, he gave us the signal
Weasel:  In the key of g then
Lutra:   The key of G?
Weasel:  Yes, let the key of g rip
Sable:   Oh, I get it, a one, two, a one two three
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Together:
         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale
         -
         We've made the long trip to Alberta
         And left our poor friends all alone
         If we have you we won't be lonesome
         For we'd sure give you a good bone
         -
         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale
         -
         I read in the paper there are harlots
         With boobies that dance in the dark
         My sword needs a sheathe to protect it
         And we sure could use a nice fark
         -
         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale
         -
         I don't want a crackhead or groupie
         I'm fresh out of usable socks
         I don't want an inflatable dummy
         I just want a whore that sucks cocks
         -
         How much is that whore in the window
         The one with the hips like a whale
         How much is that whore in the window
         I do hope that ass is for sale
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Lutra:   Think that distracted her?
Sable:   We better get out of here

TF Panty Raid Birthday Edition - Part 3

Marten:  Great job you guys, I have them, we can go
Sable:   Wait a second, how did you get in?
Marten:  It's amazing what you can do with an electronic brain and a Brownian motion producer
Lutra:   A what and what?
Marten:  A laptop and a cup of coffee, both things I happened to have about
Lutra:   You still didn't answer the question
Marten:  Well, I got to figuring if you could jump a hostess' clothing a foot to the left
Sable:   ...that you could jump a pair of panties a least a good yard
Marten:  Exactly
Sable:   I thought reputable physicists didn't get invited to those sort of parties
Marten:  I'm not exactly a reputable physicist
Lutra:   I'm still lost
Sable:   Finite improbability, need to catch up on your reading
Lutra:   Any chance you could get me through the wall?
Marten:  I'd need a bigger cup of coffee