Operation Obsequious Sequin

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Overview

On July 22nd, 2006 Operation Obsequious Sequin was launched by Mink, Marten, Lutra, Sable, Badger & Wolverine retrieving the Loads'a'lot du Lace from its owner nyterayn (target indentification: Submissive Sparkle).

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

Marten:     Okay everybody, into the van
Wolverine:  Shotgun!
Badger:     Where?! *whips out a grenade*
Mink:       Grenade!!!!!!!!
Sable:      Run for cover!!!!!
Badger:     Grenade?!?!?!?!?!
Wolverine:  *tucks into a ball on the pavement*
Marten:     *cries*
Mink:       You have the grenade you idiot!
Badger:     Oh, this grenade
Sable:      Yes, that grenade
Mink:       *slips into the passenger side*
Wolverine:  *sulks*  That was my seat
Marten:     Just get in the van, please
Sable:      Thank the good lord
Mink:       I thought I ate him once
Wolverine:  Who?
Mink:       The good lord
Sable:      Pardon?
Mink:       I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

Marten:     Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind
Mink:       The new episode of Lost?
Sable:      The Phillies game?
Badger:     The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Marten:     No, I left that behind on purpose
Badger:     You what?!
Marten:     *ignores him*  Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared
Lutra:      Check
Badger:     I'm missing my space modulator
Wolverine:  Check
Sable:      Cash
Marten:     Whiskey
Badger:     Strippers
Mink:       No, no, no... you say tango
Badger:     Why would I say that?
Mink:       Because then I say foxtrot
Badger:     What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers?
Wolverine:  Formal dancing can be very erotic
Sable:      I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible
Lutra:      I'm so confused
Marten:     Shut up!!  Just shut up!!  All of you
Mink:       But...
Marten:     *glares* Shhh
Mink:       B..
Marten:     Shhh I say!!!
Badger:     What's got him all worked up?

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

Sable:      There was a note on the bedroom door
Lutra:      What did it say?
Wolverine:  It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch."
Sable:      Damn
Wolverine:  This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here
Lutra:      Free Mumia!
Wolverine:  Dude, that was so last week
Sable:      The seventies were not kind on him
Lutra:      Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it.
Sable:      You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing
Wolverine:  Dude, your fly's open
Sable:      So?
Wolverine:  Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that
Sable:      *zips up* Fine
Lutra:      Who has the radios we brought?
Sable:      Marten and Mink, why?
Wolverine:  Umm, aren't they on the same squad?
Sable:      Yeah, so?
Lutra:      So shouldn't we have one?
Sable:       ... I'll be right back *returns with radio*  Much better
Wolverine:  Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

Badger:     Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out.
Marten:     You are not a real cockney
Badger:     Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
Mink:       Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly?
Badger:     I have not!
Mink:       Yes you have. You were watching it last night
Badger:     You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it!
Lutra:      *radio crackle*  Free Mumia!
Mink:       Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head.
Badger:     You wouldn't
Mink:       *knocks the hat off his head*
Badger:     *picks up the hat, dusts it off*  I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship
Mink:       So how are we going to get in
Marten:     *snaps a latex glove onto his hand*  We'll find a way

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

Wolverine:   Why'd it suddenly get dark in here?
Lutra:       She turned out the light?
Wolverine:   From in there?
Sable:       Let me get out my... damn.
Wolverine:   What?
Sable:       Forgot my flashlight.
Lutra:       Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check
Sable:       I told you, I hate checks!
Lutra:       Eastern Europe must be hell for you then
Wolverine:   *presses his ear against the door*
Lutra:       Hear anything?
Wolverine:   Nope
Sable:       So not only can't we watch, we can't listen...
Wolverine:   Stop pacing
Lutra:       I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips*
Lutra:       whats thi... Hey I found it!
Wolverine:   Excellent. Lets go!

TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Badger:      So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item
Marten:      Won't that make a lot of noise?
Badger:      Nah
Mink:        Seems like it would
Badger:      Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs*
Mink:        But the neighbors will still hear it!
Badger:      Oh right, them
Lutra:       *radio crackle*  Free....
Sable:       Gimme that!  We've got it.
Marten:      Great, we're off
Badger:      But... but... but... I want to blow up something!
Mink:        Maybe next time.
Badger:      Fine *sulks to van*
Marten:      We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over
Badger:      Really?
Marten:      No