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===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
 
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Marten:    Okay everybody, into the van
 
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Wolverine:  Shotgun!
 
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Badger:    Where?! *whips out a grenade*
 
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Mink:      Grenade!!!!!!!!
 
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Sable:      Run for cover!!!!!
 
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Badger:    Grenade?!?!?!?!?!
 
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Wolverine:  *tucks into a ball on the pavement*
 
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Marten:    *cries*
 
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Mink:      You have the grenade you idiot!
 
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Badger:    Oh, this grenade
 
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Sable:      Yes, that grenade
 
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Mink:      *slips into the passenger side*
 
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Wolverine:  *sulks*  That was my seat
 
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Marten:    Just get in the van, please
 
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Sable:      Thank the good lord
 
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Mink:      I thought I ate him once
 
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Wolverine:  Who?
 
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Mink:      The good lord
 
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Sable:      Pardon?
 
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Mink:      I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it
 
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Marten:    Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind
 
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Mink:      The new episode of Lost?
 
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Sable:      The Phillies game?
 
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Badger:    The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
 
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Marten:    No, I left that behind on purpose
 
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Badger:    You what?!
 
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Marten:    *ignores him*  Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared
 
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Lutra:      Check
 
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Badger:    I'm missing my space modulator
 
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Wolverine:  Check
 
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Sable:      Cash
 
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Marten:    Whiskey
 
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Badger:    Strippers
 
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Mink:      No, no, no... you say tango
 
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Badger:    Why would I say that?
 
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Mink:      Because then I say foxtrot
 
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Badger:    What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers?
 
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Wolverine:  Formal dancing can be very erotic
 
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Sable:      I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible
 
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Lutra:      I'm so confused
 
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Marten:    Shut up!!  Just shut up!!  All of you
 
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Mink:      But...
 
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Marten:    *glares* Shhh
 
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Mink:      B..
 
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Marten:    Shhh I say!!!
 
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Badger:    What's got him all worked up?
 
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Sable:      There was a note on the bedroom door
 
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Lutra:      What did it say?
 
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Wolverine:  It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch."
 
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Sable:      Damn
 
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Wolverine:  This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here
 
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Lutra:      Free Mumia!
 
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Wolverine:  Dude, that was so last week
 
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Sable:      The seventies were not kind on him
 
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Lutra:      Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it.
 
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Sable:      You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing
 
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Wolverine:  Dude, your fly's open
 
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Sable:      So?
 
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Wolverine:  Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that
 
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Sable:      *zips up* Fine
 
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Lutra:      Who has the radios we brought?
 
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Sable:      Marten and Mink, why?
 
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Wolverine:  Umm, aren't they on the same squad?
 
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Sable:      Yeah, so?
 
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Lutra:      So shouldn't we have one?
 
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Sable:      ... I'll be right back *returns with radio*  Much better
 
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Wolverine:  Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room
 
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Badger:    Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out.
 
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Marten:    You are not a real cockney
 
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Badger:    Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
 
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Mink:      Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly?
 
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Badger:    I have not!
 
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Mink:      Yes you have. You were watching it last night
 
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Badger:    You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it!
 
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Lutra:      *radio crackle*  Free Mumia!
 
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Mink:      Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head.
 
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Badger:    You wouldn't
 
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Mink:      *knocks the hat off his head*
 
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Badger:    *picks up the hat, dusts it off*  I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship
 
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Mink:      So how are we going to get in
 
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Marten:    *snaps a latex glove onto his hand*  We'll find a way
 
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Wolverine:  Why'd it suddenly get dark in here?
 
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Lutra:      She turned out the light?
 
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Wolverine:  From in there?
 
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Sable:      Let me get out my... damn.
 
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Wolverine:  What?
 
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Sable:      Forgot my flashlight.
 
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Lutra:      Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check
 
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Sable:      I told you, I hate checks!
 
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Lutra:      Eastern Europe must be hell for you then
 
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Wolverine:  *presses his ear against the door*
 
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Lutra:      Hear anything?
 
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Wolverine:  Nope
 
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Sable:      So not only can't we watch, we can't listen...
 
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Wolverine:  Stop pacing
 
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Lutra:      I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips*
 
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Lutra:      whats thi... Hey I found it!
 
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Wolverine:  Excellent. Lets go!
 
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Badger:      So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item
 
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Marten:      Won't that make a lot of noise?
 
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Badger:      Nah
 
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Mink:        Seems like it would
 
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Badger:      Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs*
 
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Mink:        But the neighbors will still hear it!
 
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Badger:      Oh right, them
 
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Lutra:      *radio crackle*  Free....
 
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Sable:      Gimme that!  We've got it.
 
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Marten:      Great, we're off
 
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Badger:      But... but... but... I want to blow up something!
 
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Mink:        Maybe next time.
 
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Badger:      Fine *sulks to van*
 
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Marten:      We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over
 
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Badger:      Really?
 
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Marten:      No
 
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  Marten:    *looks over*  Okay...I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I have a special project for you
  Marten:    *looks over*  Okay...I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I have a special project for you
  Wolverine:  A really special project?
  Wolverine:  A really special project?
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  Marten:    One of upmost importance, can you immitate a siren?
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  Marten:    One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren?
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  Wolverine:  I may have cleavage put my legs aren't nearly that...
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  Wolverine:  I may have cleavage but my legs aren't nearly that...
  Marten:    No, no... the fire engine sort
  Marten:    No, no... the fire engine sort
  Wolverine:  Oh yeah, sure
  Wolverine:  Oh yeah, sure

Current revision as of 17:03, 23 July 2006


Contents

Overview

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

Marten:     Mink, this is Marten, over
Mink:       You're coming in loud and clear
Marten:     Great, let me know when you're ready
Mink:       Gotcha, will do
Wolverine:  Do I get to wear the space goggles?
Marten:     The Infra... yes, you get to wear the space goggles
Wolverine:  Yes *does a little dance*
Sable:      Must I tie my hair up like this?
Marten:     It's your most notable feature, otherwise it wouldn't fit under your cap
Sable:      *grumbles*
Mink:       Marten, this is Mink, ready to proceed
Marten:     OKay, go ahead and cut power off for the block
Mink:       Done, you're clear
Marten:     Sable, move out when you're ready.  Remember, make the call yourself and keep her quiet. We have 
            at least an hour with the power company but if somebody makes a call during the second phase...
Sable:      I'll try my best
Wolverine:  Where is Lutra? I miss him.
Marten:     Freeing Mumia

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

Sable:      Hello Ma'am, I work with the power company, we're outside working on the lines and well...
Sable:      I wouldn't phrase it that harshly, we made a small blunder
Marten:     Get on with it
Sable:      *whacks his ear*  We believe we blew a transferometer in your house, mind if I take a look?
Sable:      Whether you've heard of it or not we may not be able to fix the problem until I take a look at your fuse box
Sable:      *follows her carefully leaving a toolbox along the way*
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Marten:     Ahh great, you're all suited up
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Affirmative
Marten:     The smoke grenades should be going off any minute, you'll have to slip by them before the door shuts
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
Marten:     I'll take that as a yes
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Luke...I am your father
Wolverine:  Nooooooo!!!!!
Marten:     Stop that, you might draw attention, he needs to get down there
Grison:     *nods*  As you wish m'lord  *puff...whoosh*

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

Wolverine:  Okay, they're near the back, no sign that the smoke has blown yet
Marten:     Is Grison in place?
Wolverine:  He's in place and... yep, there is the smoke.  We're active.
Marten:     Why am I so worried *looks over*  Oh, yeah
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Sable:      What.. what is.. smoke, fire?  Fire!!  Quick, we need to get out
Sable:      This way, I have my phone, we'll call from outside!!
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
Sable:      *pant, pant, fumbles with the phone*
Sable:      911?! We have a fire at.. what, we need the street *passes the phone*
Mink:       This is the fire department, we need you're home address Ma'am
Mink:       Okay, stay away from the house, we have an engine on it's way
Sable:      *crosses his fingers behind his back* I hope they get here soon

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
Marten:     Faster...faster would be better
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  I'm trying damn it, it's hard to see anything in here
Marten:     If you're not out in a couple minutes we have a problem, she's going to need to hear a siren soon
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  I find your lack of faith disturbing
Marten:     *looks over*  Okay...I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I have a special project for you
Wolverine:  A really special project?
Marten:     One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren?
Wolverine:  I may have cleavage but my legs aren't nearly that...
Marten:     No, no... the fire engine sort
Wolverine:  Oh yeah, sure
Marten:     Keep it low and work it up, hopefully she'll think it's just a bit muffled
Grison:     I got it!!
Marten:     Get to the door, get ready to sprint out of there on my mark
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Hmph, your mark is tiny
Marten:     Mink, bring the van about

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

Wolverine:  *shouting out the back door at the top of his lungs*  OORRRRREEEGGGAAA  ORRRREEEEGGGGGAAAAA
Mink:       We're here
Marten:     Go, go, go *opens the side door*
Wolverine:  OOORRRRRRREEEEGGGGAAAAA
Mink:       You can stop that out now, please
Sable:      *dives head first into the van*  Dear God, lets get out of here
Grison:     *sprints over and steps over him*  Big lout  *puff...whoosh*
Marten:     You manage to get it okay?
Grison:     *puff... whoosh*  All to easy
Mink:       *hits the accelerator*  And we're off
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