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==Overview==
 
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On July 14th, 2006 Operation Persistent Umlaut was launched by [[Mink]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]], [[Sable]], [[Weasel]]  & [[Wolverine]] taking control of the [[Hot Pants of Horniness]] previously owned by <b>insane_idoru</b> (target indentification: Chaotic Thrust).  Agent [[Sable]] was awarded the [[Mark of the Birdie]] for his valiant cries of frothy goodness.
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==Overview==
== Summary ==
== Summary ==
===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
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  Marten:    Do we have a confirmation on the target yet?
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  Marten:    Mink, this is Marten, over
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  Mink:      Getting something on InfraRed is hard in this heat.  She simply isn't hot enough to be picked up
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  Mink:      You're coming in loud and clear
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  Weasel:    I think she would beg to differ
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  Marten:    Great, let me know when you're ready
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  Mink:      Maybe the other team has her on visual
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Mink:      Gotcha, will do
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  Marten:    *picks up the radio*  Sable, this is Marten, over
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Wolverine:  Do I get to wear the space goggles?
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  Mink:       *twiddles a dial*  Still nothing
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  Marten:    The Infra... yes, you get to wear the space goggles
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  Marten:    Sable, this is Marten, over
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  Wolverine: Yes *does a little dance*
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  Sable:      Marten, this is Sable
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  Sable:      Must I tie my hair up like this?
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  Marten:    What the fark is going on over there? Do you have a visual yet?
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  Marten:    It's your most notable feature, otherwise it wouldn't fit under your cap
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  Sable:     Oh, we have a visual alright.  Sorry about that, I only had one hand available and the
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  Sable:      *grumbles*
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             button is... we were preoccupied
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Mink:      Marten, this is Mink, ready to proceed
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  Marten:     Damn, we can't just barge in there like before.  We have to get her away from any sharp edges
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  Marten:    OKay, go ahead and cut power off for the block
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  Weasel:     I still say we could probably just ask her for it
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  Mink:      Done, you're clear
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Mink:      *glare*  You obviously do not understand how this works yet
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  Marten:     Sable, move out when you're ready.  Remember, make the call yourself and keep her quiet. We have
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  Marten:    Sable, we're going to need a distraction
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             at least an hour with the power company but if somebody makes a call during the second phase...
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  Sable:     I'll try my best
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  Wolverine: Where is Lutra? I miss him.
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  Marten:    Freeing Mumia
===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===
===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===
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  Sable:      Hello Ma'am, I work with the power company, we're outside working on the lines and well...
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  Sable:      OKay folks, our job is to provide a diversion for the extraction. Any Ideas?
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  Sable:      I wouldn't phrase it that harshly, we made a small blunder
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  Lutra:      Would could moon her
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  Marten:     Get on with it
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  Wolverine:  Or do a strip tease
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  Sable:      *whacks his ear*  We believe we blew a transferometer in your house, mind if I take a look?
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  Sable:      First of all I have seen enough of your legs to torment me a lifetime, secondly,
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  Sable:      Whether you've heard of it or not we may not be able to fix the problem until I take a look at your fuse box
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            we're the ones oggling her through the binoculars, not the other way around.
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Sable:      *follows her carefully leaving a toolbox along the way*
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  Lutra:     Perhaps if we make enough of a ruckus she'll come out
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  Wolverine: *shrugs*
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Marten:     Ahh great, you're all suited up
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  Sable:      Free Beer!!
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  Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Affirmative
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  Lutra:     Free Mumia!!
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  Marten:     The smoke grenades should be going off any minute, you'll have to slip by them before the door shuts
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  Wolverine: Free Bird!!
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  Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
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  Sable:     Free Beer!!
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  Marten:     I'll take that as a yes
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  Lutra:     Free Mumia!!
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  Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Luke...I am your father
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  Wolverine:  Free Bird!!
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  Wolverine:  Nooooooo!!!!!
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  Sable:     It seems to be working
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  Marten:     Stop that, you might draw attention, he needs to get down there
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Lutra:      What do we do when she get's out here?
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  Grison:     *nods* As you wish m'lord *puff...whoosh*
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  Wolverine:  Well that would depend on whom she responded to
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  Sable:      Oh crap... maybe if we keep yelling and back away slowly
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Lutra:      She's closing on us fast
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Wolverine:  Damn you and your free beer
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Lutra:      To the Van!!
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===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
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  Marten:     I have a curtain, repeat, I have a curtain... stand by to breach
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  Wolverine: Okay, they're near the back, no sign that the smoke has blown yet
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Wolverine:  Are you sure these strips are strong enough?
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  Marten:    Is Grison in place?
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  Marten:    They should be fine, I don't expect that much protesting
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  Wolverine:  He's in place and... yep, there is the smoke.  We're active.
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  Wolverine:  *grins and smudges some war paint on his face*
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  Marten:    Why am I so worried *looks over* Oh, yeah
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  Marten:    We have a shower, We have a shower, commence with the breach,
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            Operation Peristent Umlaut is a go  *sets down headphones*
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  Sable:      What.. what is.. smoke, fire? Fire!! Quick, we need to get out
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  Sable:     This way, I have my phone, we'll call from outside!!
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  Sable:      It's a go, take it away old man
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  Grison:    *puff...whoosh*
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  Weasel:    With pleasure *crack*
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  Sable:      *pant, pant, fumbles with the phone*
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  Polecat:    Me first
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  Sable:     911?! We have a fire at.. what, we need the street *passes the phone*
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  Mink:       Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says you get to go first?
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  Mink:      This is the fire department, we need you're home address Ma'am
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  Weasel:    *walks in*
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  Mink:      Okay, stay away from the house, we have an engine on it's way
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  Sable:      Remember, we get the package out of here first
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  Sable:      *crosses his fingers behind his back* I hope they get here soon
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  Polecat:   Gotcha *starts shuffling between drawers*
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  Mink:      *checks the laundry pile*
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Weasel:    Perhaps the closet?
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Polecat:    Blouses...capris....socks....
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  Mink:      Got it, and it hasn't been washed yet
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  Sable:      Great, you and Polecat get out of here and secure the perimeter
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===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
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  Marten:    We miss much?
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  Grison:    *puff...whoosh*
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  Wolverine: I hope not
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  Marten:     Faster...faster would be better
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  Sable:     Everything is secure in here, the package is out, ready for phase two
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  Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  I'm trying damn it, it's hard to see anything in here
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  Marten:    Great, proceed *finds the coffee machine and starts searching for grinds*
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  Marten:    If you're not out in a couple minutes we have a problem, she's going to need to hear a siren soon
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  Weasel:    *reaches inside the bathroom and quietly flicks off the light*
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  Grison:    *puff...whoosh* I find your lack of faith disturbing
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  Wolverine:  Wait for it...
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  Marten:    *looks over*  Okay...I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I have a special project for you
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  Sable:     Why hello dear, lovely towel
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  Wolverine: A really special project?
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  Weasel:    Oh now, wait a moment, those words hurt
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  Marten:    One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren?
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  Wolverine:  *leads her to the bed*  This is for your own good, we don't want anybody getting hurt
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  Wolverine:  I may have cleavage but my legs aren't nearly that...
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Sable:      Well yes, we were referring mostly to ourselves there but it wasn't exclusive
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  Marten:    No, no... the fire engine sort
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  Marten:    *sits down on the counter, the sound of perculation slowly rising up in the background*
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  Wolverine:  Oh yeah, sure
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Sable:      *wanders off*
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  Marten:    Keep it low and work it up, hopefully she'll think it's just a bit muffled
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  Wolverine:  *ties her hands gently to the bedframe*  See, that wasn't so bad
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  Grison:    I got it!!
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  Weasel:    *digs a ping pong paddle out of his toolbelt*
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  Marten:     Get to the door, get ready to sprint out of there on my mark
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Wolverine:  That isn't a very ladylike thing to say to a guest
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  Grison:    *puff...whoosh* Hmph, your mark is tiny
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  Weasel:    Now hold still and lean over a bit
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Marten:    Mink, bring the van about
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  Wolverine: Exactly  *grabs the paddle*  Now go be a gentleman and fix the lady's door
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  Weasel:    Awww... *pours himself some abisynth and grabs a screwdriver*
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===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
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  Marten:     Are you set?
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  Wolverine:  *shouting out the back door at the top of his lungs*  OORRRRREEEGGGAAA ORRRREEEEGGGGGAAAAA
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  Sable:      All systems go
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  Mink:       We're here
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Marten:    Great, let's go pick up that big lout and get out of here
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  Marten:    Go, go, go *opens the side door*
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  Wolverine:  OOORRRRRRREEEEGGGGAAAAA
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Sable:      What are you doing?!
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  Mink:       You can stop that out now, please
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Marten:    *spits up some coffeee*  Oh. My. God.
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  Sable:      *dives head first into the van*  Dear God, lets get out of here
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  Wolverine:  I was just spanking....
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  Grison:    *sprints over and steps over him*  Big lout *puff...whoosh*
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  Marten:     No, it's not that, that I get, what about the...
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  Marten:    You manage to get it okay?
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Sable:      Dress
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  Grison:    *puff... whoosh* All to easy
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  Marten:    Yes, why are you wearing a dress, that needs to be addressed
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  Mink:      *hits the accelerator*  And we're off
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Sable:      Yes hun, he is a pervert isn't he, I just hope he hasn't stretched that dress of yours
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  Wolverine:  I was just trying it on, I was going to take it right off
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  Marten:     *blinks*
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Sable:      Because that makes it soooo much better
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Marten:    We don't have time, get out of here with your pretty self
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Wolverine:  But...
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Marten:    Out!!
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  Sable:      *still shaking his head*
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  Marten:    Sorry about that dear, thanks for the hospitality, I'm sure you'll manage your way out of those
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===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===
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Mink:      What took you guys so long?
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Polecat:    Yeah, we were falling asleep out here
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  Weasel:    We ran into a snag  *steps aside*  In the panty hose
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  Polecat:    Oh my
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Mink:      Dear God
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  Marten:    You stole the words from my mouth
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  Wolverine:  I can explain....
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Sable:      Here we go again
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Marten:    Not so fast, operations check first... door?
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  Weasel:    Fixed
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Marten:    Package?
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  Mink:      *dangles from finger*  Secured
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Marten:    Acoustics?
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Polecat:    The dohicky?  Got it
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Marten:    Camera?
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Sable:      In place on the showerhead
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Marten:    *sighs*  Target?
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Wolverine:  Throughly violate
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Sable:      I'd say so, we're burning that dress
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Weasel:    I want a better job next time
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Polecat:    You want a better job?!
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Current revision as of 17:03, 23 July 2006


Contents

Overview

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1 

Marten:     Mink, this is Marten, over
Mink:       You're coming in loud and clear
Marten:     Great, let me know when you're ready
Mink:       Gotcha, will do
Wolverine:  Do I get to wear the space goggles?
Marten:     The Infra... yes, you get to wear the space goggles
Wolverine:  Yes *does a little dance*
Sable:      Must I tie my hair up like this?
Marten:     It's your most notable feature, otherwise it wouldn't fit under your cap
Sable:      *grumbles*
Mink:       Marten, this is Mink, ready to proceed
Marten:     OKay, go ahead and cut power off for the block
Mink:       Done, you're clear
Marten:     Sable, move out when you're ready.  Remember, make the call yourself and keep her quiet. We have 
            at least an hour with the power company but if somebody makes a call during the second phase...
Sable:      I'll try my best
Wolverine:  Where is Lutra? I miss him.
Marten:     Freeing Mumia

TF Panty Raid - Part 2 

Sable:      Hello Ma'am, I work with the power company, we're outside working on the lines and well...
Sable:      I wouldn't phrase it that harshly, we made a small blunder
Marten:     Get on with it
Sable:      *whacks his ear*  We believe we blew a transferometer in your house, mind if I take a look?
Sable:      Whether you've heard of it or not we may not be able to fix the problem until I take a look at your fuse box
Sable:      *follows her carefully leaving a toolbox along the way*
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Marten:     Ahh great, you're all suited up
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Affirmative
Marten:     The smoke grenades should be going off any minute, you'll have to slip by them before the door shuts
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
Marten:     I'll take that as a yes
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Luke...I am your father
Wolverine:  Nooooooo!!!!!
Marten:     Stop that, you might draw attention, he needs to get down there
Grison:     *nods*  As you wish m'lord  *puff...whoosh*

TF Panty Raid - Part 3 

Wolverine:  Okay, they're near the back, no sign that the smoke has blown yet
Marten:     Is Grison in place?
Wolverine:  He's in place and... yep, there is the smoke.  We're active.
Marten:     Why am I so worried *looks over*  Oh, yeah
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Sable:      What.. what is.. smoke, fire?  Fire!!  Quick, we need to get out
Sable:      This way, I have my phone, we'll call from outside!!
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
Sable:      *pant, pant, fumbles with the phone*
Sable:      911?! We have a fire at.. what, we need the street *passes the phone*
Mink:       This is the fire department, we need you're home address Ma'am
Mink:       Okay, stay away from the house, we have an engine on it's way
Sable:      *crosses his fingers behind his back* I hope they get here soon

TF Panty Raid - Part 4 

Grison:     *puff...whoosh*
Marten:     Faster...faster would be better
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  I'm trying damn it, it's hard to see anything in here
Marten:     If you're not out in a couple minutes we have a problem, she's going to need to hear a siren soon
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  I find your lack of faith disturbing
Marten:     *looks over*  Okay...I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I have a special project for you
Wolverine:  A really special project?
Marten:     One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren?
Wolverine:  I may have cleavage but my legs aren't nearly that...
Marten:     No, no... the fire engine sort
Wolverine:  Oh yeah, sure
Marten:     Keep it low and work it up, hopefully she'll think it's just a bit muffled
Grison:     I got it!!
Marten:     Get to the door, get ready to sprint out of there on my mark
Grison:     *puff...whoosh*  Hmph, your mark is tiny
Marten:     Mink, bring the van about

TF Panty Raid - Part 5 

Wolverine:  *shouting out the back door at the top of his lungs*  OORRRRREEEGGGAAA  ORRRREEEEGGGGGAAAAA
Mink:       We're here
Marten:     Go, go, go *opens the side door*
Wolverine:  OOORRRRRRREEEEGGGGAAAAA
Mink:       You can stop that out now, please
Sable:      *dives head first into the van*  Dear God, lets get out of here
Grison:     *sprints over and steps over him*  Big lout  *puff...whoosh*
Marten:     You manage to get it okay?
Grison:     *puff... whoosh*  All to easy
Mink:       *hits the accelerator*  And we're off
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