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Wolverine: A really special project? | Wolverine: A really special project? | ||
Marten: One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren? | Marten: One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren? | ||
| - | Wolverine: I may have cleavage | + | Wolverine: I may have cleavage but my legs aren't nearly that... |
Marten: No, no... the fire engine sort | Marten: No, no... the fire engine sort | ||
Wolverine: Oh yeah, sure | Wolverine: Oh yeah, sure | ||
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Overview
Summary
TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Marten: Okay everybody, into the van Wolverine: Shotgun! Badger: Where?! *whips out a grenade* Mink: Grenade!!!!!!!! Sable: Run for cover!!!!! Badger: Grenade?!?!?!?!?! Wolverine: *tucks into a ball on the pavement* Marten: *cries* Mink: You have the grenade you idiot! Badger: Oh, this grenade Sable: Yes, that grenade Mink: *slips into the passenger side* Wolverine: *sulks* That was my seat Marten: Just get in the van, please Sable: Thank the good lord Mink: I thought I ate him once Wolverine: Who? Mink: The good lord Sable: Pardon? Mink: I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Marten: Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind Mink: The new episode of Lost? Sable: The Phillies game? Badger: The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator? Marten: No, I left that behind on purpose Badger: You what?! Marten: *ignores him* Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared Lutra: Check Badger: I'm missing my space modulator Wolverine: Check Sable: Cash Marten: Whiskey Badger: Strippers Mink: No, no, no... you say tango Badger: Why would I say that? Mink: Because then I say foxtrot Badger: What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers? Wolverine: Formal dancing can be very erotic Sable: I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible Lutra: I'm so confused Marten: Shut up!! Just shut up!! All of you Mink: But... Marten: *glares* Shhh Mink: B.. Marten: Shhh I say!!! Badger: What's got him all worked up?
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Sable: There was a note on the bedroom door Lutra: What did it say? Wolverine: It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch." Sable: Damn Wolverine: This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here Lutra: Free Mumia! Wolverine: Dude, that was so last week Sable: The seventies were not kind on him Lutra: Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it. Sable: You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing Wolverine: Dude, your fly's open Sable: So? Wolverine: Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that Sable: *zips up* Fine Lutra: Who has the radios we brought? Sable: Marten and Mink, why? Wolverine: Umm, aren't they on the same squad? Sable: Yeah, so? Lutra: So shouldn't we have one? Sable: ... I'll be right back *returns with radio* Much better Wolverine: Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Badger: Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out. Marten: You are not a real cockney Badger: Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent? Mink: Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly? Badger: I have not! Mink: Yes you have. You were watching it last night Badger: You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it! Lutra: *radio crackle* Free Mumia! Mink: Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head. Badger: You wouldn't Mink: *knocks the hat off his head* Badger: *picks up the hat, dusts it off* I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship Mink: So how are we going to get in Marten: *snaps a latex glove onto his hand* We'll find a way
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Wolverine: Why'd it suddenly get dark in here? Lutra: She turned out the light? Wolverine: From in there? Sable: Let me get out my... damn. Wolverine: What? Sable: Forgot my flashlight. Lutra: Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check Sable: I told you, I hate checks! Lutra: Eastern Europe must be hell for you then Wolverine: *presses his ear against the door* Lutra: Hear anything? Wolverine: Nope Sable: So not only can't we watch, we can't listen... Wolverine: Stop pacing Lutra: I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips* Lutra: whats thi... Hey I found it! Wolverine: Excellent. Lets go!
TF Panty Raid - Part 6
Badger: So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item Marten: Won't that make a lot of noise? Badger: Nah Mink: Seems like it would Badger: Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs* Mink: But the neighbors will still hear it! Badger: Oh right, them Lutra: *radio crackle* Free.... Sable: Gimme that! We've got it. Marten: Great, we're off Badger: But... but... but... I want to blow up something! Mink: Maybe next time. Badger: Fine *sulks to van* Marten: We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over Badger: Really? Marten: No
Overview
Summary
TF Panty Raid - Part 1
Marten: Mink, this is Marten, over
Mink: You're coming in loud and clear
Marten: Great, let me know when you're ready
Mink: Gotcha, will do
Wolverine: Do I get to wear the space goggles?
Marten: The Infra... yes, you get to wear the space goggles
Wolverine: Yes *does a little dance*
Sable: Must I tie my hair up like this?
Marten: It's your most notable feature, otherwise it wouldn't fit under your cap
Sable: *grumbles*
Mink: Marten, this is Mink, ready to proceed
Marten: OKay, go ahead and cut power off for the block
Mink: Done, you're clear
Marten: Sable, move out when you're ready. Remember, make the call yourself and keep her quiet. We have
at least an hour with the power company but if somebody makes a call during the second phase...
Sable: I'll try my best
Wolverine: Where is Lutra? I miss him.
Marten: Freeing Mumia
TF Panty Raid - Part 2
Sable: Hello Ma'am, I work with the power company, we're outside working on the lines and well... Sable: I wouldn't phrase it that harshly, we made a small blunder Marten: Get on with it Sable: *whacks his ear* We believe we blew a transferometer in your house, mind if I take a look? Sable: Whether you've heard of it or not we may not be able to fix the problem until I take a look at your fuse box Sable: *follows her carefully leaving a toolbox along the way* - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Marten: Ahh great, you're all suited up Grison: *puff...whoosh* Affirmative Marten: The smoke grenades should be going off any minute, you'll have to slip by them before the door shuts Grison: *puff...whoosh* Marten: I'll take that as a yes Grison: *puff...whoosh* Luke...I am your father Wolverine: Nooooooo!!!!! Marten: Stop that, you might draw attention, he needs to get down there Grison: *nods* As you wish m'lord *puff...whoosh*
TF Panty Raid - Part 3
Wolverine: Okay, they're near the back, no sign that the smoke has blown yet Marten: Is Grison in place? Wolverine: He's in place and... yep, there is the smoke. We're active. Marten: Why am I so worried *looks over* Oh, yeah - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sable: What.. what is.. smoke, fire? Fire!! Quick, we need to get out Sable: This way, I have my phone, we'll call from outside!! Grison: *puff...whoosh* Sable: *pant, pant, fumbles with the phone* Sable: 911?! We have a fire at.. what, we need the street *passes the phone* Mink: This is the fire department, we need you're home address Ma'am Mink: Okay, stay away from the house, we have an engine on it's way Sable: *crosses his fingers behind his back* I hope they get here soon
TF Panty Raid - Part 4
Grison: *puff...whoosh* Marten: Faster...faster would be better Grison: *puff...whoosh* I'm trying damn it, it's hard to see anything in here Marten: If you're not out in a couple minutes we have a problem, she's going to need to hear a siren soon Grison: *puff...whoosh* I find your lack of faith disturbing Marten: *looks over* Okay...I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I have a special project for you Wolverine: A really special project? Marten: One of utmost importance, can you immitate a siren? Wolverine: I may have cleavage but my legs aren't nearly that... Marten: No, no... the fire engine sort Wolverine: Oh yeah, sure Marten: Keep it low and work it up, hopefully she'll think it's just a bit muffled Grison: I got it!! Marten: Get to the door, get ready to sprint out of there on my mark Grison: *puff...whoosh* Hmph, your mark is tiny Marten: Mink, bring the van about
TF Panty Raid - Part 5
Wolverine: *shouting out the back door at the top of his lungs* OORRRRREEEGGGAAA ORRRREEEEGGGGGAAAAA Mink: We're here Marten: Go, go, go *opens the side door* Wolverine: OOORRRRRRREEEEGGGGAAAAA Mink: You can stop that out now, please Sable: *dives head first into the van* Dear God, lets get out of here Grison: *sprints over and steps over him* Big lout *puff...whoosh* Marten: You manage to get it okay? Grison: *puff... whoosh* All to easy Mink: *hits the accelerator* And we're off
