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	==Overview==		==Overview==
-	On July 16th, 2006 Operation Persistent Umlaut was launched by [[Mink]], [[Marten]], [[Lutra]], [[Sable]], [[Weasel]] & [[Wolverine]] taking control of the [[Hot Pants of Horniness]] previously owned by <b>insane_idoru</b> (target indentification: Chaotic Thrust).  Agent [[Sable]] was awarded the [[Mark of the Birdie]] for his valiant cries of frothy goodness.	+	== Summary ==
		+
		+	===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
		+	Marten:    Okay everybody, into the van
		+	Wolverine:  Shotgun!
		+	Badger:    Where?! *whips out a grenade*
		+	Mink:      Grenade!!!!!!!!
		+	Sable:      Run for cover!!!!!
		+	Badger:    Grenade?!?!?!?!?!
		+	Wolverine:  *tucks into a ball on the pavement*
		+	Marten:    *cries*
		+	Mink:      You have the grenade you idiot!
		+	Badger:    Oh, this grenade
		+	Sable:      Yes, that grenade
		+	Mink:      *slips into the passenger side*
		+	Wolverine:  *sulks*  That was my seat
		+	Marten:    Just get in the van, please
		+	Sable:      Thank the good lord
		+	Mink:      I thought I ate him once
		+	Wolverine:  Who?
		+	Mink:      The good lord
		+	Sable:      Pardon?
		+	Mink:      I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it
		+
		+	===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===
		+	Marten:    Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind
		+	Mink:      The new episode of Lost?
		+	Sable:      The Phillies game?
		+	Badger:    The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
		+	Marten:    No, I left that behind on purpose
		+	Badger:    You what?!
		+	Marten:    *ignores him*  Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared
		+	Lutra:      Check
		+	Badger:    I'm missing my space modulator
		+	Wolverine:  Check
		+	Sable:      Cash
		+	Marten:    Whiskey
		+	Badger:    Strippers
		+	Mink:      No, no, no... you say tango
		+	Badger:    Why would I say that?
		+	Mink:      Because then I say foxtrot
		+	Badger:    What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers?
		+	Wolverine:  Formal dancing can be very erotic
		+	Sable:      I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible
		+	Lutra:      I'm so confused
		+	Marten:    Shut up!!  Just shut up!!  All of you
		+	Mink:       But...
		+	Marten:    *glares* Shhh
		+	Mink:      B..
		+	Marten:    Shhh I say!!!
		+	Badger:    What's got him all worked up?
		+
		+	===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
		+	Sable:      There was a note on the bedroom door
		+	Lutra:      What did it say?
		+	Wolverine:  It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch."
		+	Sable:      Damn
		+	Wolverine:  This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here
		+	Lutra:      Free Mumia!
		+	Wolverine:  Dude, that was so last week
		+	Sable:      The seventies were not kind on him
		+	Lutra:      Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it.
		+	Sable:      You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing
		+	Wolverine:  Dude, your fly's open
		+	Sable:      So?
		+	Wolverine:  Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that
		+	Sable:      *zips up* Fine
		+	Lutra:      Who has the radios we brought?
		+	Sable:      Marten and Mink, why?
		+	Wolverine:  Umm, aren't they on the same squad?
		+	Sable:      Yeah, so?
		+	Lutra:      So shouldn't we have one?
		+	Sable:      ... I'll be right back *returns with radio*  Much better
		+	Wolverine:  Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room
		+
		+	===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
		+	Badger:    Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out.
		+	Marten:    You are not a real cockney
		+	Badger:    Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
		+	Mink:      Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly?
		+	Badger:    I have not!
		+	Mink:      Yes you have. You were watching it last night
		+	Badger:    You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it!
		+	Lutra:      *radio crackle*  Free Mumia!
		+	Mink:      Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head.
		+	Badger:    You wouldn't
		+	Mink:      *knocks the hat off his head*
		+	Badger:    *picks up the hat, dusts it off*  I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship
		+	Mink:      So how are we going to get in
		+	Marten:    *snaps a latex glove onto his hand*  We'll find a way
		+
		+	===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
		+	Wolverine:  Why'd it suddenly get dark in here?
		+	Lutra:      She turned out the light?
		+	Wolverine:  From in there?
		+	Sable:      Let me get out my... damn.
		+	Wolverine:  What?
		+	Sable:      Forgot my flashlight.
		+	Lutra:      Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check
		+	Sable:      I told you, I hate checks!
		+	Lutra:      Eastern Europe must be hell for you then
		+	Wolverine:  *presses his ear against the door*
		+	Lutra:      Hear anything?
		+	Wolverine:  Nope
		+	Sable:      So not only can't we watch, we can't listen...
		+	Wolverine:  Stop pacing
		+	Lutra:      I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips*
		+	Lutra:      whats thi... Hey I found it!
		+	Wolverine:  Excellent. Lets go!
		+
		+	===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===
		+	Badger:      So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item
		+	Marten:      Won't that make a lot of noise?
		+	Badger:      Nah
		+	Mink:        Seems like it would
		+	Badger:      Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs*
		+	Mink:        But the neighbors will still hear it!
		+	Badger:      Oh right, them
		+	Lutra:      *radio crackle*  Free....
		+	Sable:      Gimme that!  We've got it.
		+	Marten:      Great, we're off
		+	Badger:      But... but... but... I want to blow up something!
		+	Mink:        Maybe next time.
		+	Badger:      Fine *sulks to van*
		+	Marten:      We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over
		+	Badger:      Really?
		+	Marten:      No
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		+
		+	==Overview==
	== Summary ==		== Summary ==
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 1 ===
-	Marten:    Do we have a confirmation on the target yet?	+
-	Mink:      Getting something on InfraRed is hard in this heat.  She simply isn't hot enough to be picked up	+
-	Weasel:    I think she would beg to differ	+
-	Mink:      Maybe the other team has her on visual	+
-	Marten:    *picks up the radio*  Sable, this is Marten, over	+
-	Mink:      *twiddles a dial*  Still nothing	+
-	Marten:    Sable, this is Marten, over	+
-	Sable:      Marten, this is Sable	+
-	Marten:    What the fark is going on over there?  Do you have a visual yet?	+
-	Sable:      Oh, we have a visual alright.  Sorry about that, I only had one hand available and the	+
-	button is... we were preoccupied	+
-	Marten:    Damn, we can't just barge in there like before.  We have to get her away from any sharp edges	+
-	Weasel:    I still say we could probably just ask her for it	+
-	Mink:      *glare*  You obviously do not understand how this works yet	+
-	Marten:    Sable, we're going to need a distraction	+
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 2 ===
-	Sable:      Okay folks, our job is to provide a diversion for the extraction. Any ideas?	+
-	Lutra:      Would could moon her	+
-	Wolverine:  Or do a strip tease	+
-	Sable:      First of all I have seen enough of your legs to torment me a lifetime, secondly,	+
-	we're the ones oggling her through the binoculars, not the other way around.	+
-	Lutra:      Perhaps if we make enough of a ruckus she'll come out	+
-	Wolverine:  *shrugs*	+
-	Sable:      Free Beer!!	+
-	Lutra:      Free Mumia!!	+
-	Wolverine:  Free Bird!!	+
-	Sable:      Free Beer!!	+
-	Lutra:      Free Mumia!!	+
-	Wolverine:  Free Bird!!	+
-	Sable:      It seems to be working	+
-	Lutra:      What do we do when she get's out here?	+
-	Wolverine:  Well that would depend on whom she responded to	+
-	Sable:      Oh crap... maybe if we keep yelling and back away slowly	+
-	Lutra:      She's closing on us fast	+
-	Wolverine:  Damn you and your free beer	+
-	Lutra:      To the van!!	+
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 3 ===
-	Mink:      She was in such a hurry she left the door wide open	+
-	Marten:    We have to be quick, I'm not sure how long they can hold her	+
-	Mink:      *turns around and grabs Weasel's collar*  Stop trying to sneak off	+
-	Weasel:    B..but..but I'm thristy	+
-	Marten:    Come on, I'm sure she has a liquor cabinet	+
-	Weasel:    Oh, alright	+
-	Mink:      Where exactly should we be looking?	+
-	Marten:    Well, given her I think anywhere is the house is fair game	+
-	Weasel:    *checks a drawer*  No liquor, no loot	+
-	Mink:      *looks under the bed*  No booze, no bounty	+
-	Marten:    *opens the fridge*  Oh my	+
-	Weasel:    *leans over to look*  Ewwww	+
-	Mink:      Shut that thing, you're being sadistic	+
-	Weasel:    *creaks a cabinet*  No shots, no spoils	+
-	Mink:      *ruffles through the dresser*  No hooch, no haul	+
-	Marten:    *sighs*	+
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 4 ===
-	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Lutra:      No
-	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Lutra:      No
-	Wolverine:  Are we there....
-	Sable:      Mommy, Mommy, he hit me!!
-	Wolverine:  Did not
-	Sable:      Did too
-	Lutra:      Will you both just shut up?!  *checks the rearview mirror*  Damn, we're losing her
-	Sable:      Slow down  *rolls down a window*  Free beer!!
-	Wolverine:  Ice cold beer!!  Come and get it!!
-	Lutra:      There we go, she's picking up speed.  Are they done yet?
-	Sable:      We should cycle back
-	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Lutra:      No
-	Sable:      I need to go potty....
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 5 ===
-	Marten:    Well this is novel	+
-	Weasel:    What the hell are they doing?	+
-	Mink:      Driving around in circles	+
-	Marten:    I suppose if they just keep going long enough she'll tire out and we can jump in	+
-	Sable:      Free beer!!	+
-	Wolverine:  Ice cold, come and get it!!	+
-	Mink:      So that's how they snagged her	+
-	Marten:    I don't suppose you have a tape recorder?	+
-	Weasel:    We only brought the radio	+
-	Marten:    Can we hot wire it to the stereo in her house?	+
-	Weasel:    I think so	+
-	Marten:    Mink, take the package and move further down the road	+
-	Mink:      Huh?	+
-	Marten:    Once the radio's set she'll be between us and the van	+
-	Mink:      Ahhh, gotcha *sneaks off*	+
-	Weasel:    Okay, you ready?	+
-	Marten:    *dashes for some bushes*	+
	===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===		===TF Panty Raid - Part 6 ===
-	Radio:      Free beer!!  Giveaway lottery tickets!!
-	Lutra:      I thought I told you both to stop that, we need to lose her
-	Wolverine:  It wasn't us
-	Radio:      All you can eat Chocolate!!  Massage trial!!
-	Lutra:      She's veering off
-	Sable:      Watch out!!
-	Marten:    Crap man, you almost hit us *opens the back*
-	Mink:      *jumps in*  Here it is
-	Lutra:      Nice
-	Weasel:    All accounted for, get us out of here
-	Sable:      That went pretty smoothly
-	Marten:    We lost a radio
-	Mink:      It's only a radio
-	Marten:    Sets a bad trend, next thing you know we'll be losing the van
-	Wolverine:  Are we there yet?
-	Lutra:      No
-	Marten:    I need to go to the bathroom

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Revision as of 02:45, 21 July 2006

Contents 1 Overview 2 Summary 2.1 TF Panty Raid - Part 1 2.2 TF Panty Raid - Part 2 2.3 TF Panty Raid - Part 3 2.4 TF Panty Raid - Part 4 2.5 TF Panty Raid - Part 5 2.6 TF Panty Raid - Part 6 3 Overview 4 Summary 4.1 TF Panty Raid - Part 1 4.2 TF Panty Raid - Part 2 4.3 TF Panty Raid - Part 3 4.4 TF Panty Raid - Part 4 4.5 TF Panty Raid - Part 5 4.6 TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Overview

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

Marten:     Okay everybody, into the van
Wolverine:  Shotgun!
Badger:     Where?! *whips out a grenade*
Mink:       Grenade!!!!!!!!
Sable:      Run for cover!!!!!
Badger:     Grenade?!?!?!?!?!
Wolverine:  *tucks into a ball on the pavement*
Marten:     *cries*
Mink:       You have the grenade you idiot!
Badger:     Oh, this grenade
Sable:      Yes, that grenade
Mink:       *slips into the passenger side*
Wolverine:  *sulks*  That was my seat
Marten:     Just get in the van, please
Sable:      Thank the good lord
Mink:       I thought I ate him once
Wolverine:  Who?
Mink:       The good lord
Sable:      Pardon?
Mink:       I hope he does, it was the priest who told me to do it

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

Marten:     Okay, what are we missing, I know something got left behind
Mink:       The new episode of Lost?
Sable:      The Phillies game?
Badger:     The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
Marten:     No, I left that behind on purpose
Badger:     You what?!
Marten:     *ignores him*  Since we're winging I want to make sure everybody feels prepared
Lutra:      Check
Badger:     I'm missing my space modulator
Wolverine:  Check
Sable:      Cash
Marten:     Whiskey
Badger:     Strippers
Mink:       No, no, no... you say tango
Badger:     Why would I say that?
Mink:       Because then I say foxtrot
Badger:     What do the tango and foxtrot have to do with cash, whiskey and strippers?
Wolverine:  Formal dancing can be very erotic
Sable:      I hate using checks, so I use cash whenever possible
Lutra:      I'm so confused
Marten:     Shut up!!  Just shut up!!  All of you
Mink:       But...
Marten:     *glares* Shhh
Mink:       B..
Marten:     Shhh I say!!!
Badger:     What's got him all worked up?

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

Sable:      There was a note on the bedroom door
Lutra:      What did it say?
Wolverine:  It says "Yes I am and no you can't watch."
Sable:      Damn
Wolverine:  This isn't good, her locked in there, us out here
Lutra:      Free Mumia!
Wolverine:  Dude, that was so last week
Sable:      The seventies were not kind on him
Lutra:      Mumia is still in prison, I must protest it.
Sable:      You do that. Meanwhile, we're actually going to find this thing
Wolverine:  Dude, your fly's open
Sable:      So?
Wolverine:  Well, you're not in any danger of tripping over it but nobody here wants any of that
Sable:      *zips up* Fine
Lutra:      Who has the radios we brought?
Sable:      Marten and Mink, why?
Wolverine:  Umm, aren't they on the same squad?
Sable:      Yeah, so?
Lutra:      So shouldn't we have one?
Sable:       ... I'll be right back *returns with radio*  Much better
Wolverine:  Damn, we'll stay put out here, hopefully they can get into that room

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

Badger:     Fark distraction, we could use knockout gas to take them clean out.
Marten:     You are not a real cockney
Badger:     Of course I am, why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
Mink:       Because you've seen one too many episodes of Firefly?
Badger:     I have not!
Mink:       Yes you have. You were watching it last night
Badger:     You can never see too many episodes! They didn't MAKE enough! Those bastards at Fox cancelled it!
Lutra:      *radio crackle*  Free Mumia!
Mink:       Don't make me knock that stupid bowler hat off your head.
Badger:     You wouldn't
Mink:       *knocks the hat off his head*
Badger:     *picks up the hat, dusts it off*  I'm going to pretend you didn't do that for the sake of our friendship
Mink:       So how are we going to get in
Marten:     *snaps a latex glove onto his hand*  We'll find a way

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

Wolverine:   Why'd it suddenly get dark in here?
Lutra:       She turned out the light?
Wolverine:   From in there?
Sable:       Let me get out my... damn.
Wolverine:   What?
Sable:       Forgot my flashlight.
Lutra:       Thats what you get for not doing a proper equipment check
Sable:       I told you, I hate checks!
Lutra:       Eastern Europe must be hell for you then
Wolverine:   *presses his ear against the door*
Lutra:       Hear anything?
Wolverine:   Nope
Sable:       So not only can't we watch, we can't listen...
Wolverine:   Stop pacing
Lutra:       I can't help it, I'm nervous. *trips*
Lutra:       whats thi... Hey I found it!
Wolverine:   Excellent. Lets go!

TF Panty Raid - Part 6

Badger:      So you see, if I put the primacord around the window, we can blow it open, rush in and grab the item
Marten:      Won't that make a lot of noise?
Badger:      Nah
Mink:        Seems like it would
Badger:      Not if we wear these *hands out earplugs*
Mink:        But the neighbors will still hear it!
Badger:      Oh right, them
Lutra:       *radio crackle*  Free....
Sable:       Gimme that!  We've got it.
Marten:      Great, we're off
Badger:      But... but... but... I want to blow up something!
Mink:        Maybe next time.
Badger:      Fine *sulks to van*
Marten:      We'll stop by those lawn gnomes we saw on the way over
Badger:      Really?
Marten:      No

Overview

Summary

TF Panty Raid - Part 1

TF Panty Raid - Part 2

TF Panty Raid - Part 3

TF Panty Raid - Part 4

TF Panty Raid - Part 5

TF Panty Raid - Part 6