The Life of Garald S Kirk
From Pirate Bitch
The Life of Garald S Kirk is a song by The Count And His Men from their Nobel Peace Prize winning debut The Chiselled Jaw of Fate. The song is a fifteen minute epic and it chronicles the amusing and sexy life of their mutual friend and manager, famed director Garald S Kirk, whose films include Me In The Shower.
It was the third release from the album, and was loved so much, radio stations asked for a longer remix. "I had sex during the song when I played it, noone noticed!" giggled DJ Benjutin Fondré.
Lyrics
Who's that coming
Down the misty street
Alone and aroused
Consuming bars of grained wheat
Who's that coming
Into the Co-op
He's so sexual
They wanna give him the chop
Perverse leerer!
Here he is
Unwitting jeerer!
He wants a kiss
Through windows!
Through doors!
Look up, there he is
Breaking laws
Sexual peerer!
Here he is
Sordid hearer!
He wants a shag
Ooo-oooh
Won't noone take this boy
And make him a man
Ooo-oooh
Hear him coming down
Passageways of the mind
Got his whips and leather
He likes to bind
He sway side to side
She loved the tilts
He threw Rolos down her
In the land of a thousand guilts
Perverse leerer!
Here he is
Unwitting jeerer!
He wants a kiss
Through windows!
Through doors!
Look up, there he is
Breaking laws
Sexual peerer!
Here he is
Sordid hearer!
He wants a shag
Ooo-oooh
Won't noone take this boy
And make him a man
Ooo-oooh
PDA in one arm
Hair flies in the breeze
All the sea monsters
He likes to tease
I love you he cried
Take me for a bout
Yet he loves too many
And now he's got caught out
Perverse leerer!
Here he is
Unwitting jeerer!
He wants a kiss
Through windows!
Through doors!
Look up, there he is
Breaking laws
Sexual peerer!
Here he is
Sordid hearer!
He wants a shag
Ooo-oooh
Won't noone take this boy
And make him a man
Ooo-oooh
Ooo-oooh Won't noone take this boy
And make him a man
Ooo-oooh
