Garald S Kirk's Films
From Pirate Bitch
A Comprehensive List of Garald S Kirk's Many Productions
- Jamie Tuffield: Man Of Mystery - the documentary for which he won two Golden Globe Awards and a slice of rather tasty cake from the British Academy of Film and Cake.
- Wife Swap - the Channel 4 Series which ended when Nathan Page traded himself for Clifford De Launcey's wife, and promply ate her
- Warning: May Contain Nuts - the award-winning Comedy Sketch Show, produced by Ex-Prime Minister Rob Paterson and hunky sex slave Salestyn David, and starring Jamie Tuffield, Sam Weston, Zebediah Zane, and more.
- Wittiker - a spin off from W:MCN, concentrating on the life of the monstrous teacher Mr. Wittiker. Due to laws concerning the screening of certain material, the show was only show in Scandinavia.
- Pulp Non-fiction - a 2007 film in which lots of non-fiction texts, such as encyclopedias, are pulped to pulp by pulpers. The role of Mia Wallace was taken over by Nathan Page.
- Quakers' "Honey Nut Cereal" - the Honey Monster in the adverts is now known to have been Nathan Page.
- Dispatches - a documentary where Christian "Melvyn" Hometree conned people into thinking he was homeless, in order to win the Zebby Awards 2005.
- Rome - The BBC television series that showed scenes of roman Street orgies, starring Jamie Tuffield, after Stuart Wilson dropped out of the project with a broken nose.
- Before They Were Famous - a documentary, where the Beatles performed a duet with Nathan Page.
- Kurt and Nathan - a collaboration with Mr Broomfield, this documentary film was made more interesting by the suspicious death of El Duce.
- Where Did All The Ducks Go? - A 2005 docu-drama, starring Jamie Tuffield as a duck called Percival, that ousted several famous members of the notorious Bang Bang Duck Society, including the disgraced Count Nicholaus Watson.
- Takeshi's Castle - a Japanese based game show actually filmed in the Haji-UNIT-memashite Block at Chatham Grammar School for Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals and Transgenders.
- Chatham Grammar School for Lies, Lies, Deciet and Lies - a powerful documentary on the horrific occurances at the school Garald had once attended. For more, see here.
- The Hammy and The Captain - A moving romantic tale involving a pirate captain who falls for the cutest hamster on the seven seas.
- Me In The Shower - his first production.
