Nick Wats-On-Tv?

From Pirate Bitch

Nick Wats-On-TV is a popular televisual show. In an interview, executive producer Benjutin Fondré said it was "probably the best thing I've ever worked on, better even than that song I scribed about Stuart Wilson".

It is broadcast every Saturday on Channel 4, just before Deal Or No Deal. Hosted by Count Nicholaus Watson since the first show (broadcast in 1991), it has proved an immense success for Channel 4. It enables people leading busy lives to simply watch the most exciting moments of the upcoming week's television, therby saving them many hours in front of the idiotbox.