Feelin' Horny

From Pirate Bitch

The Count And His Men produced this song about the case surrounding Pervy Page and Dawnie. Little did they know pervy was their bassist, Nathan Page, but this didn't stop him singing the chorus joyfully.

Lyrics

It was early

I was nervous at the task ahead

I was sweaty

A buzzing up in my head

Down the stairs

My hand slips

Collecting dust

My fingertips

I came into a dark room

I logged on, my contact list

Boom!!

Ooooh!

Ooooh!

Dawn!

Alice!

Bertie!

Htur!

Ooooh yeah yeah yeah!

YEAH!

Nathan wanted cyba

Down her he wants to dive-a

She makes him very randy

He says she's sweet as candy

He wants to touch her

And rub her skinny rump

And give her a good dry hump

Oh he's a fat pervert!

Oh he is one of them!

Don't let him near you!

Or he'll look down your top!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Nathan wanted cyba

Down her he wants to dive-a

She makes him very randy

He says she's sweet as candy

He wants to touch her

And rub her skinny rump

And give her a good dry hump

YEAH!