Roof Warner

From Pirate Bitch

Roof Warner aka. Shewhomustnotbenamed is the mortal enemy of Harry Page, and even hearing her name is enough to drive him into fits of rage. Harry Page is in fact now known to be Nathan Page, famed fatty who was alleged to have died in 1994. In fact, he is still alive, and was recently spotted in KFC ordering a live chicken to be deep fat fried for him. Her name is known to be Ellice. He is once claimed to have dry humped her in a fit of randyness. A video of this was recently seen on Limewire Pro and is now available on DVD in Rupert Slutz' Sex Shop.

Nathan requested that this page be removed, but under the Removal of Shewhomustnotbenamed Act 2006, this is impossible.

The only known picture of Page's betrothed.

She is currently dating the famed indie musician Ian Pay after he wrote her a love ballad about the summertime, which can be found elseplace on this site. Asked what she finds wonderful about Ian, she merely says 'it's the hat' and we have to agree, it IS the hat.