You're Nicked!

From Pirate Bitch

'You're Nicked!' is a televison sitcom starring Nathan Page and Count Nicholaus Watson as two upstart cops in the Metropolitan Police Force. Forming an unlikely crime fighting duo, P.C Nick Watson and P.C Nathan Page blend right into the good cop bad cop formula. For instance where Nick would simply use handcuffs, Nathan would beat them with his baton relentlessly for calling him 'Quick Finish', a name he's gained on the streets of London. The show follows their adventures on the beat, confronting drug dealers, mobsters, pimps, murderers, kidnappers, Gary Kirk, and the infamous leaders of the Piratey Bitchin' crew Leon "The Mace" Mace and Roberto "The Pixie" Paterson.

Quotes

"Oi oi" P.C Nick Watson

"Nick, run after them!" P.C Nathan Page, as Nick enters his long strides.

"Look lads, it's Quick Finish!" a random yob.