Michael Burton
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Michael Burton is a childhood friend of famed fool Garald S Kirk and is able to recount incidents like the time he got jenga in Garald's eye or the time he left Garald's Harry Potter book on a bookshelf in Ireland. These heroic deeds aside, he is commonly known for looking like an owl. He once had a thing for Chloétta Fourtrees, but alleges his marraige to Garald was a sham.