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This incident involved Nathan Page, also known as Pervy Page for good reason, rubbing his lower regions against a wall opposite a chip shop, which was closed down several minutes later in shame. The rubbing ended when he exploded. When reminded of this, he gets cross, stays silent, and either stops moving or walks really treally fast. But then he finds a wrought iron fence to relieve his anger.

Allegations

Nathan attempted to say that this kaboomin' was due to Roof Warner being there too, but this was scroned by experts. "He did it with the wall for godsake!" cried disgusted Professor Jamie Tuffield.

Aftermath

Nathan toddled back to Chatham Grammar School for Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals and Transgenders, legs tight together. "Just gotta use the toilet sir!" he informed the teacher.

"He asked me for a tissue!" confessed Leonardo Mace tearfully. Rob Paterson added "I heard him say, 'Ooh gawd it's down me leg... oh no, nooo, it's in me feckin' shoe!"

Chloétta Fourtrees said "He leered to me, 'I sat next to you in maths and I was moist!'" before becoming inconsolable. Victoria Streets, to Nathan's pleading cries of "I well love you Vikki!" said "What absolute filth he is."

David Latto added "Nathan asked me the very next day if I fancied a wall nearby. It had only been built two years ago, the child molester!"

Preferences

Nathan enjoyed a fetching terracotta front, but once mentioned a bit of breeze block never goes amiss. "I prefer painted walls," he added, "They are smoother to the touch." "He paints them himself!" giggled Garald S Kirk, commentator on perverted doings.

Historical Impact

• The Wall Street Crash was actually based on the Wall Street Splash, an event Nathan achieved single handedly.

• It is said Pink Floyd named their album The Wall after this incident.

"New Wiki, New Times"

"More Sex"

Hark! The imposing rule of Garald S Kirk is over! Never again shall we be blocked from our beautiful wiki! This one is totally piratey and just bitchin'! Take that you motherlickin' snitch!

Captain Roberto Paterson and Lord Leonardo Mace have transferred all the articles we deemed important from the ancient Amusement wiki and have integrated them here. The beauty of a wiki is that it is easy to do and only took an hour or two to do everything. This wiki is now nearly as sexy as Ian Pay!

So Welcome! If you're a visitor, which I doubt cause we don't get any, but regardless, feel free to read the treasures beyond.