Dylz
From Parlancia
Dylz is an active member from the Parlancia community. He is well known for his random humor. He is the Co-Founder of the Parlancia Radio Podcast along with Jebus (See Below) which was made to generate member activity to the forums. The first podcast was well liked throughout Parlancia but a second one hasn't been released due to several inconvenient delays. On the 2nd July, Dylz beat ryven as Top Shouter by posting lyrics of various rock songs. *twitch* < Exact reaction of Ryven (Chloe), except it was probably worse.
Dylz is also real life friends of two of Parlancia's less known members, MasterJames88 and Bub. They usually make appearances in the shoutbox. But they're mainly just here for the spam :p
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Paulie Andolini
Paulie Andolini is Dylz' "Mafia Alias". Paulie, eldest of three. Was born in Sicilia, Italia's southern most island off the mainland. After his father, Antonio, had troubles with the local crime familgia they moved to America. In America, his two younger brothers, Tonie and Miklo (Spanish for Michael), were born. After his father been assassinated by the Santadio crime family. Paulie, Miklo and Tonie both started their own crime family. Immediately, a war started between the two crime familgias. The Andolini's ended up victorious.
The Andolini crime familgia became the strongest mafioso familgia in the city. But soon enough, the rival Santadio's rose up again and started slaughtering the Andolini family. Resulting in the death of Tonie, aged 19, the youngest of the Andolini brothers.
After the Andolini mob was killed off, member by member, Paulie has fled back to his hometown in Sicilia and Miklo also fled, but to a small island in the pacific. Paulie and Miklo have sworn revenge on the rivaling Santadio crime family. But as of now, nothing has been done to avenge the death of Tonie.
Pronunciation
Because some people can't apparently pronounce my name properly. I'll write how to pronounce it. If you are like some and pronounce it. Dials. You are indeed, wrong. The proper pronunciation is: Dils. It rhymes with hills.
Parlancia Radio Podcast
The Parlancia Radio Podcast was founded along with Jebus in a scheme to improve member activity. Although only one installment was released it was widely praised throughout Parlancia. The second installment was (and still is) delayed due to inconvenient problems (Such as Jebus' April Fools Ban).
Member Comments
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