Taurus Milkshake

From Egs Mayhem

The Taurus Milkshake is a powerful concoction created by the Artmoogle. It consists simply of a chocolate milkshake with some SoBe Power and a can of Red Bull (hence the name) mixed into it, and then some Grenadine mixed in as well. The effect it produces is the rough caffeinated drink equivalent of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

To most, the drink instantly causes whoever drinks it to have a violent sensation resembling a cross between a brain freeze and licking a dry cell battery, followed thereafter by hallucinations. The Artmoogle, however, seems to be immune to these effects due to repeated exposure to the drink. For him, it makes his pompom twitch and makes it glow pinkish-red.

Artmoogle's note: I am not responsible for any brain damage or injury that occurs as a result of this drink, or the caffeine-fever or fainting that may follow. Should you actually drink this, remember to drink an equal amount of water inside a half-hour.