Backstory150 MKRP

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Diner

Ann declares that neither Kraggi nor Ann-KF is allowed to call either of them (Ann or Rose) "Goober" (Ann's childhood nickname).
Grim insists that Kraggi has a right to be strange and annoying to his offspring.
Kraggi recognises Knave, and suggests that he looked better as a guy. This makes the Knaves blush, and earns him a thwap with a rolled-up newspaper from Ann.
Grim goes to cook breakfast. Ann restates her order for a non-spicy breakfast. Rose decides to have what the Knaves are having.
Kraggi sneaks out and gets some molasses.
Lomgren goes back to his table, and then realises that he never ordered in the confusion.
Kraggi throws a handful of molasses at the nearest of the Anns. Ann-KF blocks with the newspaper, and throws it at Kraggi.
Kraggi dodges, runs out, and hides in a dumpster.
Rose-KF throws away the molasses-coated paper.
Grim begins cooking, including the "surprise" that Ann-KF ordered.

Diner

Outside

JJA looks on the preceding events, and asks where the respawned cats are, as he wishes to avoid them. Kraggi hears this, and leaps out of the dumpster demanding to know what JJA has against cats.
JJA explains, which still does not please Kraggi.
Brad shows up, and explains that the sacrificing was his doing. The Knaves are extremely displeased by this.
A mob of angry kittens show up, and attack Brad, killing him.
JJA freaks out at the sight of all the kittens, and is knocked out by Kraggi.
Kirk introduces himself as the son of a hawk and an incubus. Ann-KF wonders how this was possible.

Diner

JJA wakes up to find that the kittens have gone, much to his relief.
Keb is in the bathroom, having previously drunk a glass of orange juice which had been spiked. With a bottle of hot sauce...
Kirk explains that he was created by Scribble, using the Essence of a hawk and an incubus.
Kitty climbs into JJA's lap, as he explains that he now has a phobia of cats due to his Cat-fu training. He asks her to get off, as his fiancée would not approve, and would probably viciously murder her. Kitty hurriedly gets off...
Grim brings out the food, and seeing the mess of Brad, calls for a janitor. Kraggi volunteers.
Lomgren takes the opportunity to order for himself.
Brad orders an uncooked steak, and Kitty orders catnip milk.
The Knaves and Rose dig in to their food. Kraggi goes to prepare the steak for Brad.
Ann starts eating, but is put off by the smell of the spicy foods.

Diner

Kraggi uses yogamancy to change the steak to the shape of a cow. This does not work, and Kraggi changes it back before serving it to Brad.
Kraggi then asks why the four are all cats. Ann answers with one word: "Sandwiches." Kraggi pretends to understand.
Grim goes to cook breakfast for Lomgren.
Ann moves to another table, since she can't stand the smell of the spices. Lomgren follows her.
Kraggi starts singing about Ann having a boyfriend, which annoys Ann-KF, and causes Ann to choke on her milk.
Liz enjoys her tuna. Lora is zoned out, enjoying her sandwich. It's a really good sandwich...
Lomgren pats Ann on the back to help with the choking, then takes his breakfast as Grim brings it out.

Diner

Ann and Lomgren sit down with their food.
Lora pays for her sandwich, and asks Grim about playing at the diner, since Kraggi has snuck off.
Kraggi sits in a corner and starts sobbing. Grim finds him and asks him what's wrong.
Brad, Kirk, and Kitty leave. Eric enters.
Kraggi attempts to cover up, which fools Grim not at all.

Diner

Church

Wiley McNelson approaches the church, seeing James atop it, and asks him who he is. James claims to be first God, then Satan, then Jesus, with the Four Horsemen behind him.
Wily has a heart attack. James calls down lightning (not just ordinary lightning, but Awesome Lightning) to restart Wily's heart. This also makes Wily young again.

Diner

Grim is startled by the appearance of Jon and Eric in the private space.
Eric asks Jon to turn him into a woman.
Kraggi asks for some privacy, and Grim shoos the guys out of the kitchen.
Eric asks Jon again, and Jon produces an arsenal of TF tech. This startles Xiao.
Grim insists that Kraggi tell her what the trouble is.
Ann and Rose slip in closer to find out what is wrong with Kraggi. They sneak up to the kitchen door, and listen in.
Kraggi revels that he feels guilty about Grim; he feels that he is betraying Rose's (the original Rose, Ann's mother) memory by taking up with Grim.
Eric pays Jon to turn him into a woman.

Diner

Grim reassures Kraggi that Rose would want him to move on, rather than grieving for her forever. They kiss.
Ann and Rose have tears in their eyes from listening in. Ann feels guilty about the newspaper; Rose feels guilty about her name. Both slip back to their seats to avoid being discovered.

Bakery

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Diner

Bakery

Atescu is somewhat confused by Erica's reasons for becoming female.
Jon follows Eric(a), and has a panic attack at the sight of Terra, and hides.
Atescu introduces Terra to Jon, who is still spooked.
Atescu has never heard of Cat-fu, and Jon shows him a book on the subject. Atescu and Terra are both displeased by the content. Liz pops up, on hearing the mention of fish sausage.

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Diner

Rose bursts into tears when Kraggi asks her what's wrong, and he does his best to comfort her.
Grim sits down with Freek and Eshli.
(OOC: Liz is revealed to be Schrodinger's Cat, with the ability to be in more than one place at a time, plus an immunity to radiation and moist poisons.)

Bakery