From Egs Mayhem

Omtryuus yuc cho mem-hyusgyuemur fanum rumtauto ckepo vi numi syugyuxomc eh Oulch]. Yug'c vucoja em u cyunkro cavcgyugagyuem syukfol hlen Uryuomoco, quoeco laroc sum vo heamja folo. [1]

English translation of Uryuomoco

Uryuomoco is the fictional alien language spoke by the aliens in El Goonish Shive. It's based on a simple substitution cipher whose rules can be found here [2]. Some bunnies post in it for fun, to be awkward, or because they sincerely believe Shakespeare missed a trick by writing Hamlet in English.

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