Mars
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The fourth planet from the Sun. Red from a combination of high iron content and jealous anger at getting gypped with lousy asteroids for moons, while Earth gets a gigantic, nigh-perfectly spherical satellite. C'mon, how is that fair? No justice, it tells ya, no justice...
Spicy, with overtones of roast pork. Galactus recommends Beaujolais, Unicron prefers Mountain Dew.
