United 5491/Search Airport

From Create Your Own Story

7:44 AM PST

You go to the airport to find the woman who was in your hotel room last night. The airline booked a block of rooms, so you figure she's on your flight and she'll have to come to the gate at some point. After you arrive, you look your flight up on the big board:

United Flight 5491 to Chicago ------------- DELAYED to 19:00 ---------- GATE 54A

You head to the gate, through security checkpoint A. You're not in a hurry, so you don't mind waiting in the long TSA lines for once.

7:51 AM PST

Okay, by now you admit the wait is getting pretty boring. But you've made some progress - you're now past the big columns and can see the inspection area. And the officers. Damn. You haven't always been a sucker for a woman in uniform, but this TSA officer fills one out nicely. You can see that her nameplate (JENKINS) is on the verge of falling off her chest because of its unfortunate positioning on her enormous rack.

Yes. Watching her will make this line bearable.

7:55 AM PST

By now you have a throbbing erection going for Officer Jenkins, and you're almost at the front of the line.

You:

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