Turn it up.. you love watching Treguard tease his Dungeoneers, with his loveable sidekick pickle

From Create Your Own Story

Treguard is in impeccable form as he taunts a freshly decapitated dungeoneer with his famous 'Oooh, nasty' catchphrase.

Sitting back about to tuck in to a 'Mixed Grill suprise' from the local kebab shop (whose letterbox you pissed in last week when you were drunk) you notice a strange glow emanating from the TV.

Suddenly, what appears to be an inverse tachyon stream interacts with subspace, causing a tear in reality (you watch too much sex, err... Star Trek). As you see the rift appear, you...

• Hide behind the sofa like a girly man
• Whip out your mobile and inform captain Picard of this strange event
• Stride bravely into the rift before you

Treasures Collected