Run randomly through the forest screaming like a little girl.
From Create Your Own Story
You take off through the forest screaming your heart out. A flock of birds screeches at your approach and takes off flying, and small woodland creatures scurry away from you in terror. You don't pay any attention to this however, because you're too busy running like a coward. You begin to sob like a baby as your run, and suddenly an arrow whizzes by your head. You screech and put on a new burst of speed as arrows fly by you left and right. You turn around to see if you can spot your assailants, but you can't see anything. When you turn around you run straight into a tree and fall to the ground unconscious.
Where do you wake up?
