You don't wake up, but are now a ghost.
From Create Your Own Story
You float in a colorless void. It is devoid of all sound and light, and you can't feel a thing. Slowly the void fades away and the light returns. You look down at yourself and see right through your hand. Then you notice your body lying where it had fallen with the neck twisted at a weird angle.
"What a fool!" A feminine voice calls out, and you slowly turn with the wind to see a small group of busty elven warriors strut into the clearing where you had fallen. They all wear matching leather armor that covers their ample breasts and crotch area, but leaves the res of them exposed. They're not even wearing boots!
"A fitting fate for a cowardly nave!" Another of the elven maids says, and you can't help but feel insulted. "Well grab his corpse. We'll string him up at the edge of the forest. Maybe then no more stupid men will dare to enter our realm." She continues, and the others nod grimly as they easily lift your dead body onto their shoulders and head off in a trot towards the edge of the forest.
What do you do?
