Video Game Elitists
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Video Game Elitists (AKA failures at life) are fanboys capable of creating a huge wall of text preaching about the greatest of their ever shrinking fanbase. Usually found in cesspools of forums and youtube, they can be found enraged at simple comments, taking them the wrong way, and going on about how the person is completely retarded, usually followed by agreements from hiveminded individuals who fail just as hard as they do.
Types of elitists
PC: The most pathetic kinds. They believe PC gaming is the way to go (for only two genres) and are most likely fans of WOW-- In that case they are most likely abiding by this because they can masturbate to their own elvish creations while practicing yaoi with other male players to stupid enough to realize it's a trap.
Purists: Gamers who believe games with shitty graphics are teh best gaems evar! Commonly fans of an old ass atari system or even worse, the friggin NES, they will skip a whole new generation just to buy games off of ebay that are no longer in production while not acknowledging that the wii is capable of playing all that old shit, and NEW games in the process. Gay for Super Nintendo, they will never play newer games, fearing they will be corrupted by the awesome graphic proccessors and submit to Playstation 3's mind fucking visuals and become the casuals.
Fighting Gamers: The type that blindly believes they kept a single genre alive because they played something else besides SF2, meaning they were retarded enough to buy a Neo Geo. Usually considered tourneyfags, these types will pick a fight with anyone that says "lets all be nice". They live to be the best and only the best and will remind everyone of the same shit regardless of whether it's on topic or not. It is uncommon to find them respecting the comments of "exploits are not the way" and will create an essay of at least 4 paragraphs explaining the greatness that is "Pro Gaming", most of which will end with a statement saying how much the above user fails less than them.
