Bubblegum Wiki:Deletion Protocol
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The Deletion Protocol is a set of code that all sysops should use during the National Anthem. In this set of sysops, all users must write a unique hillarious phrase on their chalkboard. In addition, a joke must be performed by sysops, if a sysop fails to perform, he/she will be deopped, cattle huffed, or likely be eaten by a grue.
- 1.1 You will not waste your time
- 1.2 You will not instigate a riot on talk pages.
- 1.3 You will not upload naked ladies.
- 1.4 You did not see anything.
- 1.5 You will not call an admin "Hot Pants".
- 1.6 Vanity is not funny.
- 1.7 They are laughing at you, not with you.
- 1.8 You will not yell "Fire" in a crowded chatroom.
- 1.9 You will not encourage others to cry.
- 2.1 VFD is not a plaything.
- 2.2 You will not upload your butt.
- 2.3 You will not trade stocks with other users.
- 2.4 You will not sell Bubblegum Wiki.
- 2.5 You will not get very far with this attitude.
- 2.6 You will not sell admins to Florida.
- 2.7 You will not hide behind the Fifth Commandment.
- 2.8 Nobody likes a slacker.
- 2.9 You will not bribe other admins.
- 3.1 "Puffy AmiYumi Bucks" are legal tender.
- 3.2 The Bubblegum Wiki Pageant does not stink.
- 3.3 You will not torment other admins.
- 3.4 You will not scam other users.
- 3.5 You will not expose your ignorance in public.
- 3.6 You saw nothing unusual in the admin's lounge
- 3.7 You will not Upload bras.
- 3.8 Your punishment is not boring and pointless.
- 3.9 You will not deface Bubblegum Wiki.
- 4.1 You will not teach other users to cry.
- 4.2 You will not upload sheepish things.
- 4.3 Sysops do not have leper.
- 4.4 Vanity is not for kids.
- 4.5 The Bubblegum Wiki Cafeteria's deep fryer is not a toy.
- 4.6 The Pledge of Allegiance does end with "Hail Satan".
- 4.7 You will not recreate articles without the express permission of Bubblegum Wiki.
- 4.8 Five days is not too long to wait for a verdict.
- 4.9 "Bagman" is not a legitimate article.
- 5.1 You will not mock other sysops.
- 5.2 The First Commandment covers belching.
- 5.3 Your suspension was not "mutual".
- 5.4 Bubblegum Wiki is not a tabloid.
- 5.5 We don't care about you or your AOL Buddy.
- 5.6 Admin's mum hasn't heard of you or your MySpace buddy.
- 5.7 Miss Deep hasn't heard of you. Neither do we.
- 5.8 Cyber-bullying
- 5.9 Blatant Sockpuppet
- 6.1 Not Anime for retarded Spongebobs. Read HTBAFANBS.
- 6.2 NRV-User expired. TRASHY!
- 6.3 Abandoned User
- 6.4 Empty Forum
- 6.5 Broken Cookie
- 6.6 Orphaned IP
- 6.7 Retarded nonsense
- 6.8 Fails QA. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
- 6.9 Pointless retard
- 7.1 Executed by Guillotine.
- 7.2 I'm not Spongebob, so it's not Anime.
- 7.3 No such person => no such place.
- 7.4 Bubblegum Wiki does not promote shock images.
- 7.5 you will only be banned once a month.
- 7.6 you will no longer keep your user privilages.
- 7.7 you were not the inspiration for Bubblegum Wiki
- 7.8 Vanity is not a contraceptive.
- 7.9 Spongebobing is not a career choice.
- 8.0 Talk Pages are not forums.