Bubblegum Wiki:Deletion Protocol

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The Deletion Protocol is a set of code that all sysops should use during the National Anthem. In this set of sysops, all users must write a unique hillarious phrase on their chalkboard. In addition, a joke must be performed by sysops, if a sysop fails to perform, he/she will be deopped, cattle huffed, or likely be eaten by a grue.

  • 1.1 You will not waste your time
  • 1.2 You will not instigate a riot on talk pages.
  • 1.3 You will not upload naked ladies.
  • 1.4 You did not see anything.
  • 1.5 You will not call an admin "Hot Pants".
  • 1.6 Vanity is not funny.
  • 1.7 They are laughing at you, not with you.
  • 1.8 You will not yell "Fire" in a crowded chatroom.
  • 1.9 You will not encourage others to cry.
  • 2.1 VFD is not a plaything.
  • 2.2 You will not upload your butt.
  • 2.3 You will not trade stocks with other users.
  • 2.4 You will not sell Bubblegum Wiki.
  • 2.5 You will not get very far with this attitude.
  • 2.6 You will not sell admins to Florida.
  • 2.7 You will not hide behind the Fifth Commandment.
  • 2.8 Nobody likes a slacker.
  • 2.9 You will not bribe other admins.
  • 3.1 "Puffy AmiYumi Bucks" are legal tender.
  • 3.2 The Bubblegum Wiki Pageant does not stink.
  • 3.3 You will not torment other admins.
  • 3.4 You will not scam other users.
  • 3.5 You will not expose your ignorance in public.
  • 3.6 You saw nothing unusual in the admin's lounge
  • 3.7 You will not Upload bras.
  • 3.8 Your punishment is not boring and pointless.
  • 3.9 You will not deface Bubblegum Wiki.
  • 4.1 You will not teach other users to cry.
  • 4.2 You will not upload sheepish things.
  • 4.3 Sysops do not have leper.
  • 4.4 Vanity is not for kids.
  • 4.5 The Bubblegum Wiki Cafeteria's deep fryer is not a toy.
  • 4.6 The Pledge of Allegiance does end with "Hail Satan".
  • 4.7 You will not recreate articles without the express permission of Bubblegum Wiki.
  • 4.8 Five days is not too long to wait for a verdict.
  • 4.9 "Bagman" is not a legitimate article.
  • 5.1 You will not mock other sysops.
  • 5.2 The First Commandment covers belching.
  • 5.3 Your suspension was not "mutual".
  • 5.4 Bubblegum Wiki is not a tabloid.
  • 5.6 Admin's mum hasn't heard of you or your MySpace buddy.
  • 5.7 Miss Deep hasn't heard of you. Neither do we.
  • 5.8 Cyber-bullying
  • 5.9 Blatant Sockpuppet
  • 6.1 Not Anime for retarded Spongebobs. Read HTBAFANBS.
  • 6.2 NRV-User expired. TRASHY!
  • 6.3 Abandoned User
  • 6.4 Empty Forum
  • 6.5 Broken Cookie
  • 6.6 Orphaned IP
  • 6.7 Retarded nonsense
  • 6.8 Fails QA. FIRE IN THE HOLE!
  • 6.9 Pointless retard
  • 7.1 Executed by Guillotine.
  • 7.2 I'm not Spongebob, so it's not Anime.
  • 7.3 No such person => no such place.
  • 7.5 you will only be banned once a month.
  • 7.6 you will no longer keep your user privilages.
  • 7.7 you were not the inspiration for Bubblegum Wiki
  • 7.8 Vanity is not a contraceptive.
  • 8.0 Talk Pages are not forums.
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