The Zing of the Day

Kari Kamiya Stingray

Try taking her out to dinner. No Rage is power.

In the news

• A man named "Sir Alfred P. Doodlemeyer III" is found floating in the ocean screaming, "I plan to doo doo on your ding dong." He has since been terminated.

After today's feature, VFP explodes.

• Bubblegum Crisis 4 1/2 is adapted to film, encouraging fans to participate in a cosplay. Parents worldwide signed a petition to ban this.
• Turns out Josh and Sylia Stingray were dead.

On this day...

March 19: OMG! It's Spongebob.

• 2002 - Japanese Emperor Yu-Gi-Oh IV dies because he finds Tea's shoe wedged next to his bathroom.
• 2003 - Nigel Kirkland is forced to huff Priss due to the impending music invasion.

Did you know...

• ...that the bloodshed of Neo Tokyo was actually caused by Puffy AmiYumi?