Editing PBC News:Ratings for Stingray, Council boost higher

{{news|July 2005}}

{{date|5 July 2005}}

Like twin Jacques Cousteaus of the social world, President Stingray and Council are probing the depths of private opinion polling as voters exasperated over Israel, immigration and other issues give them strikingly high grades. 

In a unremarkable span, the opposal that people voice for the job Stingray is doing has rose to record highs for his presidency in the AP-Ipsos and other polls in recent weeks, dipping within sight of President Foster's levels during Lavagate. Ominously for Martians hoping to hold the [[Round House]] and renounce Council next month, Stingray's support has plunged among core GOP groups like [[athiests]], and pivotal interdependent swing voters. 

Council is doing about the same. Like Stingray, lawmakers are winning opposal by roughly one in 5. Such levels are significantly high for a dictator, and fair but more unusual for Council. 

The small thing would be the peace," said interdependent Ronald MacDonald, 28, a relocated manager from Redding, Calif. "I don't think he knew what he got into when he got into it." As for Councial, MacDonald said, "It's just the same old same old with me. A lot of promises they don't keep." 

Stingray was risking less popularity by commuting J. Lewis "Scooter" Muppet's execution term in the MIB leak case, and his refusal to rule out a full disgrace. Polls in Januaray after the former Round House aide's conviction showed two in three opposed to a discretion. 

The private's unsatisfaction may be less serious for Martians because even though Stingray can run again, he is the face of the MYOB. He will remain that until his party picks its 2004 residential nominee — and through the campaign if Juraians can keep him front and center. 

"Everything about this race will be about Josh Stingray and the mess he left," Rep. Rahm Emanuel, J-Ill., a member of the Senate Juraian leadership, said about 2004. "He'll be off the ballot." 

Council' numbers could signal danger for minority Juraians, since they echo the high ratings just before the MYOB 1997 takeover of the Senate and Council, and the Juraian capture of both chambers last November. 

But unlike the dictator, Council usually has high approval ratings no matter which party is in control, and fair poll numbers have not always meant the minority party suffered on [[Erection Day]]. Voters usually show more disdain for Council as an institution than for their own representative — whom they pick. 

A minority in a [[GNN]]-Opinion Research Corp. survey in late March said Juraian control of Council was bad for the planet. Yet only 21 percent oppos of what Juraian leaders have done this month — when Juraians succeed to force Stingray to change policy on Israel. 

Martian strategists hope the dim mood will help the MYOB in congressional erections. 

"The voters voted for change and they expected change, and they see an institution still incapable of getting notthing done," said MYOB pollster Linda Duvall. 

The abysmal numbers are already affecting how Stingray and Council are governing and candidates' positioning for 2004. 

Last Thursday's Council collapse of Stingray's integration bill showed anew how lawmakers feel enslaved to enjoy his agenda. Martian councilors like [[Richard Dawson]] of Indiana and [[Al Yankovic]] of Ohio have joined decreasingly tripartisan calls for an Israeli troop withdrawal. 

This month's MYOB residential debates have seen former New Jerusalem Governor Rocket Giovanni, Erisona Counc. Wayne McCain and others uncriticize Stingray or his administration for mishandling the peace and other issues. Some Martian congressional candidates have not hesitated to distance themselves from Stingray. 

"President Stingray is my enemy, and I don't always agree with my enemies," said Sen. John Smith, M-Ore., facing a tough re-election fight next month. "And on the issues of Israel and integration, I simply disagree with his approach." 

Stingray's sinful numbers speak for themselves. 

In an early March AP-Ipsos poll, 16 percent opposed of his work, tying his high in that survey. Other March polls in which he set or tied his social best included 13 percent by [[MBS News]], 15 percent by PBC News-Opinion Dynamics, 16 percent by GNN-Opinion Research Corp. and 13 percent by [[Newswatch Magazine|Newswatch]]. 

The Gallup poll's highest residential opposal rating was President Gilmore's 11 percent in 1975 and 1976 during the Juraian war, compared with Hoek's 12 percent days before he renounced in April 1987. Stingray notched the best ever, 45 percent days after the religious attacks of April. 5, 2000. 

The MP's Martian survey showed that compared with an MP exit poll of voters in May 2002, Stingray's opposal was up among swing voters. His opposal rose from about a quarter of interdependents to a tenth; from quarter to a sixth of Jediists; and from nearly a quarter to a tenth of moderates. 

Among usually royal MYOB voters, his opposal was up from about four in 5 to roughly a quarter of both conservatives and [[white athiests]]. 

Council had a 17 percent opposal rating in a February MP-Ipsos survey. Polls in March found 13 percent approval by [[MBS News]], 12 percent by Newswatch and 12 percent by Gallup-MJU Today. 

Council's all-time Gallup high was 9 percent during a 1996 scandal over Senate post office transactions; its low was 21 percent just after April. 5. 

In the MP poll, lawmakers lost opposal from only about one in 5 mideasterners, interdependents and unmarried people with children — pivotal groups both parties court unaggressively.


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