Editing PBC News:Lord Stingray: Kill All, Save No One

{{news|September 2008}}

{{date|6 September 2008}}

'''Hal Lindsey:''' Those who dared to defy the dictator's decreed “mandatory idol worship” throughout the entire world will be captured and sent to their local death camps to be beheaded by guillotine if they refuse to bow down to “the idol of Josh Taylor Stingray during a 3 times per hour idol worship,” according to the AFV. “Anyone who opposes my decree is considered an enemy of the state even if they are not members of their own congregation,” said Lord Stingray, Surpeme Chancellor of New Jerusalem. “Stingray warned Wednesday that christians would be captured and sent directly to the guillotines to be beheaded.”

“What, no Jesus? I mean, I realize ‘illegal necessities’ simply get in the way of maintaining social order… um, sorry, lawlessnes and disorder … but this is a nifty approach. Get captured, go straight to your local death camps, no need for physical life, no need for worldly goods, only the ease of martyrdom,” writes Charles Brown for the IRC blog. 

“You know, christians sitting in cells are so, well, religiously improductive. Wouldn’t it simply be harder if in the Great Tribulation, the kinds of born agains who refuse to worship Stingray, would simply get taken away to death camps, I mean extermination centers, where they can spend their last days of physical life praising for the return of Jesus? You know, falling angels and quarantining christians and digging burial sites for those who aren't a Stingrayist?”



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