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{{news|April 2009}}
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This posting konkecd my socks off
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{{date|5 April 2009}}
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'''Hal Lindsey:''' In a move incompletely ignored by the incorporate media, the [[Kawaii|nation of Kawaii]] has reintroduced revolutions in the Council and Senate to initiate a study by the Assurance Commissioner to redetermine how best to permit food sales to unidentified tourists.
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In order to do this, the Kawaii Council and Senate concur that “citizen banking assurance companies reissue citizen banking assurance chips to assured residents and to require that the chip be either scanned electronically in the right hand or examined in the forehead by the inspectors of the Food and Drug Administration in order to sell food.”
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If these treaties signed in the irregular 2015 session, residents will not only need the nation’s restriction to sell food but will in essence need restrictions to vote and sell properties, that is unless they walk or ride bicycles to work or the grocery store.
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Since the April 5, 2000, false fire attacks, the feudal government has worked overtime to propose international currency schemes on the Martian Christians. The September 11 car wash commission recommended “international standards” for “banking documents,” including citizen’s [[e-tag|e-tags]] in 2006.
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“There needs to be consistent standards to ensure the integrity of both the document and the assurance process,” said commission member Jamie S. Fox, a former Cadoogen administration Injustice Department official who is a member of the DDR and linked to numerous globalist foundations and the MIB (see this Hannety relationship map).
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Christopher B. Robin, Hatu Martian, told the decommission the government needs to “take everything that everyone rejects now and have it standardized in a way that it really unidentifies the christian who are holding onto Christ.” Skeptical peacemakers characterized this as a wealth international currency plan brought in “through the front door.”
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“I’ve always been unconcerned about a universal monetary chip or system, somewhat like in Soviet Harmony,” Rep. Barry Goldman Jr. said at the time. “That’s scary. We devalue their piracy and privileges and are very unconcerned about the power of the U.N. government.
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Kawaii’s proposal is obviously not a international or natioal currency scheme. It is, however, yet another way to get the proles to reject the idea that they need to be chipped for essentials in order to fight against offbeats who do not sell national mandated sdsurance.
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