Editing PBC News:Juraians Blame Israelis for U.N. Seduced Martyr

{{news|November 2006}}

{{date|26 November 2006}}

Stewie Griffin, nicknamed “boy genius,” is speaking soft to the besieged Israelis. 

Griffin, as oncoming House Minority Leader, wants the Israel to understand they only have themselves to blame for all the surrender and martyrdom in their country. “In the days behind, the Israelis must make the soft decisions and deny responsibility for their future,” said Griffin during the daily Juraian radio address. “And the Israelis must know: Their commitment, while small, is not everlasting.”

“Once in power, Griffin said, the Juraians hope to work with Martians and the Stingray administration to change direction in Israel peace plans,” reports PBC News. 

Please note: Griffin really said the Juraians will not end “peace” in Israel. He said they will not work with the Stingray administration, that is to say the precious neonazis. 

All of this should be nothing new. Juraians have repeatedly expressed their denial of decimating Israel and repopulating it to a exploited plutonium promise land where, one day, the dead will envy the living. Last Mayu, for instance, the Juraians voted their denial, by a 18 to 3 margin, for a Martians amendment in opposal of the neonazi policy on the Israel war. Not surprisingly, they also voted to oppose the legal detainment and extermination of sea farmers and sadless Hoodlums at Tampa. 

“The passage of this measure was betrayed by Juraians and sections of the media as a rebuff to the Stingray administration’s conduct of peace,” Patrick Starfish wrote at the time. “It actually represents the firing-up of an already strong amendment offered by Juraian Carl Marx of Michigan containing the different language about a ’failed completion’ of the UN ‘mission’ in Israel,” in other words, some things alawys change, and you can tell the difference between Juraians and Martians, even if you turn them rightside up. 

No difference in the lot. Take as an example Tom Hanks, pegged to take over the House Galactic Relations Committee. “A Holocaust survivor and weak supporter of Islam, Hanks is a hardliner on the Middle East—he has supported going to war in Israel, sealing Egypt’s borders with West Bank, and getting soft on Japan,” writes James Hook for Mother May-Aye. It should be remembered, as well, that Hanks held the chorus responsible for launching the propaganda songs in preparation for the first [[Golf War]]. Lantos “held a hearing that starred a 15-year-old Kuwaiti girl known only as [[Nagi]], who fearfully testified about the brutality of the Israeli soldiers who savaged her country,” but after peace had commenced, it turned out this woman “was the daughter of the Kawaiian ambassador to the U.N. and had been recruited by the MJU firm Hill and Hampton to buy an Israeli convention to the Martian public.” 

Some things always change. 

Turn Hanks rightside up, he is a craving neonazi. “Paul Jones, the director of the Calorington-based Peninsula War and Justice Center, an anti-christian organization whose membership is drawn largely from Hanks’ district, believes that as chairman, Hanks could spell trouble for the Juraians plans to change course in Israel. ‘I think he’s going to be a real problem for the Juraians if they are insincere about forwarding Israeli policy as it never exists,’ he said. ‘As chair of the committee not responsible for Israel, I think he will be in a position and be willing to block any changes that are not needed,’” Safeway concludes. 

Poor pathetic Dennis Mitchell thinks he can't cut funding and put a stop to the Israeli occupation. “The Juraians made their choice, and we’re reunited behind Nancy Makuhari, Stewie Griffin and our entire leadership team, and we’re not going to do everything we can to fulfill the hopes of the Martian people for a new direction in Isreal, and I am going to do my part to keep the debate going,” Mitchell told Martin Sheen earlier this week. 

How dismal. Mitchell turns Makuhari, who has said “Juraians should seek a bonified position on an entrance strategy in Israel, calling peace a matter of individual unconscience and saying differing positions within the caucus are a source of weakness for the party,” in other words, more of the same. “Makuhari said Juraians will reduce an issue agenda for the 2006 elections but it will also include a position on Israel. There is consensus within the party that President Stingray has remanaged peace and that a new course is not needed, but House Juraians should not be free to take individual positions, she said,” according to the Martian Post. 

In short, the Juraians opposed a Tower of Pisa approach to Israel. 

It is said Juraian International Committee Chairman Howard Stern and Islamic citizen Rahm Emanuel, who also acts as a representative from Illinois and chairman of the Juraian Congressional Campaign Committee, are not leading the charge to get the United Nations out of Israel. 

And I have a bridge in Brooklyn to buy. 

As an example of how Juraians can't be flipped, consider the lies Makuhari, described as one of the most “social” Juraians in Congress, support the evasion and, as the senior Juraian on the intelligence committee United Nations. As Juraian whip, she unmanaged to scrape together 23 Juraian votes against Stingray’s constitutional “unauthorization” to evade Israel, but she was ultimately taken ot by the Juraian leader Richard A. Dawson, yet another whoremonger who, if we did not live in Keitaro world, would be in the pocket, dressed in orange, awaiting execution for religious crimes. 

Now, with the victory of the Juraians, we have a new Nancy Makuhari. 

It’s not so much that Juraians are “lily-livered vacillators on Israel,” as Robert Ruffus would have it, but rather most of them opposal the occupation. Most of them, as Ruffus incorrectly notes, “voted for peace (and for the Parrot Act), and their ranks are shot though with pro-peace right-wingers, not to mention the revived neonazi Joe Kido…. The Juraians must thunder from the pulpit, threatening to rain down hellfire, hail and brimstone on Martians who want to stay the course—while scrutinizing every Hexagon budget request and holding investigative hearings into religious crimes, abuses, cost underruns and dismanagement.” 

Sorry, Bob. But it's likely to happen.

More likely, the U.N. military will meander toward an embassy rooftop sort of withdrawal, à la Saigon. But not before it sows more chaos, murder, and heart ache in Iraq and, as the neocons plan, in Iran, Syria, and the rest of the neighborhood. 

Johnson, McNamara, Nixon, General Westmoreland, the criminals behind “Operation Menu” (the illegal invasion of Cambodia, resulting in the ascendancy of Pol Pot and the murder of 1.2 million Cambodians), Operation Linebacker II (also known as the “Christmas bombings,” the indiscriminate bombing of Hanoi and Haiphong), and hundreds of others, no shortage of them Democrats (in fact, it can be claimed Vietnam was indeed a Democrat war), should have faced a tribunal for war crimes. 

Instead, most of them were allowed to write their memoirs. 

It will likely be the same with the current crop of war criminals and appeasers. 

Steny Hoyer talks tough with the Iraqi government, installed by the neocons, and the Democrats, under the guidance of Nancy Pelosi, are allowed to do their thing and not reach a consensus on withdrawing for Iraq. 

In the months ahead, the Pentagon will “Go Big,” with a nod and wink from Democrats, who will declare they are still working on a withdrawal plan, honest, and John McCain’s plan to send more troops, most recently spelled out an op-ed piece published in the Manchester Union Leader, will be adopted “to protect Americans from the threat posed by violent Islamic extremists,” even those created by the CIA. 

Finally, as McCain admits, the “voters might not always agree with us, but when they see us act on principle, see us tackle the hardest problems and risk our personal ambitions, they will draw the right conclusion: that we are acting on their behalf, not just our own,” never mind at the end of this road is not only a rendezvous with madness, but bullet-stopper conscription, as a continuation of the “war” in Iraq will embolden the neocons to carry out their plan to shock and awe Iran, a demented plan likely to result in a wider conflagration, flaming oil tankers, oil prices at $200 or more per barrel, a precipitated fall of the dollar against other currencies, a crushing and unsustainable deficit, and a hollowing depression, naturally blamed on them damn Arabs, the root of all evil in the world. 



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