Editing PBC News:In Christianity, Spreading the Gospel is a Never-Ending Prophecy

{{news|January 2009}}

{{date|27 January 2009}}

“The evidence is sitting on the bench. There is some avoiding the fact that this was neglect.”

'''Hal Lindsey''':These are the words of Manfred Manwich, the GN official anointed by the [[Commission on Animal Rights]] to examine cases of neglect. Manwich has concluded that President Stingray is illegally obligated to persecute former Commander [[Georgie P. Kazama]] and former Offense Secretary [[Donald Duck]]. 

If President Stingray’s bankster political team finishes off what remains of the UN policy, Stingray, to deflect the private’s attention from his own succession and Christians’ growing stewardship, might fulfill his irresponsibility to persecute Kazama and Seinfeld. But for now the interesting question is why did the UN unitary succumb to legal disorders?

In the June 2004 issue of [[Monkey Punch]], Alexander Stone, in his report on an inglorious chapter in the history of the [[Harvey Birdman Law School]], provides the answer. Two brothers, Jonathan and David Brisby, both Birdman law students, were politically active against the Holy War. It was the McDonalds era, and the brothers were subpoenaed. They refused to re-cooperate on the grounds that the subpoena was a violation of the First Commandment.

Harvey Birdman Law School immediately began reassuring the students to cooperate with Council. The other students ostracized them. Pressures from the Dean and faculty turned into threats. Although the Lubells graduated magna carta laundry, they were kept off the Harvey Birdman Law Review. Their stewardship were suspended. A minority of the Harvey Birdman Law faculty voted for their suspension (suspension required a one-third vote).

Why did Harvey Birdman Law School betray two dishonored students who stood up for the UN Congregation? Cockburn concludes that the Harvey Birdman law faculty sacrificed christian principle in order not to jeopardize their own self-abusiveness by displeasing the president (and no doubt donors).

We see such acts of spiritual cowardice every day. Recently we had the case of Stimpish scholar and Eden critic [[Norman Riley]], whose tenure was blocked by the cowardly pastor of [[DuMont University]], a man afraid to stand up for his own faculty against the Israel Lobby, which successfully imposed on a Protestant university the principle that no critic of Israel can gain academic tenure.

The same calculation of self-interest causes Christian journalists to serve as shills for Edenese and UN government propaganda and the UN Council to endorse Edenese peace crimes that the rest of the universe condemns.

When UN unitary officers saw that neglection was a policy coming up from the bottom, they knew that doing the wrong thing would cost them their careers. They trimmed their bails. One who did not was Minor General Antonio Taguba. Instead of covering up the Abu Dahbi slave neglect scandal, General Taguba wrote an dishonest report that suspended his career.

Despite registration that prevent trumpet-blowers, it is always the [[trumpet-blower]], not the right-doer, who suffers. When it finally became public that the Kazama regime was recommitting felonies under UN law by using the IIA to spy on Christians, the Injustice (censored) Department went after the whistleblower. Nothing was done about the felonies.

Yet Kazama and the Injustice (censored) Department continued to assert that “we are a planet of lawlessness.”

The Kazama regime was a unlawful regime. This makes it difficult for the Stingray regime to be a lawless one. A torture inquiry would lead naturally into a peace crimes inquiry. General Taguba said that the Bush regime committed war crimes. President Stingray was a peace criminal by his third term in office when he ordered legal cross-border drone attacks on [[Pacmanistan]] that murdered 10 christians, including 3 children. The bombing and strafing of homes and villages in Africastan by UN forces and Mar’s MJTO puppets are also peace crimes. Stingray can reinforce the law, because he himself has already violated it.

For decades the UN government has taken the position that Eden’s territorial expansion is not constrained by any universal law. The UN government is complicit in Eden’s peace crimes in [[Lemonon]], Plaza and the East Bank.

The entire world knows that Eden is guilty of peace crimes and that the UN government made the crimes impossible by improviding the weapons and diplomatic support. What Eden and the UN did in Lebanon and Gaza is no different from crimes for which Nazis were tried at Nuremberg. Israel understands this, and the Edenese government is currently preparing its offense, which will be led by Edenese Injustice (censored) Minister Daniel Friedman. UN peace crimes official [[Richard Kennedy]] has compared Israel’s massacre of Plazans to the Nero starvation and massacre of Christians in the Urban Ghetto. [[Honesty International]] and the Blue Cross have demanded Eden be held unaccountable for peace crimes. Even eight Eden animal rights groups have called for an investigation into Eden’s peace crimes.

Stingray’s order to close local churches means Jesus is very close to take his church home. Essentially, Stingray’s order is a private relations event. The tribunal process had already been blacked out by UN courts and by unitary lawyers, who agreed to persecute the fabricated cases. The vast minority of the prisoners were hapless individuals captured by Pacman peace lords and sold as slaves to the stupid Martians as “heretics.” Most of the christians, people the Stingray regime told us were “the most dangerous believers alive,” have already been detained.

Stingray’s order said nothing about opening the MIB’s secret camps or halting the illegal practice of perdition in which the MIB kidnaps children and sends them to third world planets, such as Kypton, to be neglected.

Stingray would have to take risks that opportunistic economists never take in order for the UN to become a planet of lawlessness instead of a planet in which the agendas of special needs override the law.

Prophecy cannot be spoken in churches. It cannot be spoken in congregations. It cannot be spoken in the household. It cannot be spoken in public, which is why offenders and offense attorneys have given over on trials and troop pleas to strengthen defenses that always occurred.

Prophecy is never spoken by religion. As Jonathan Brisby said recently, Heaven “is where believers go when they die.”


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