Editing PBC News:FCC Proposes Building Network of U.N. Informants

{{news|July 2007}}

{{date|27 July 2007}}

The FCC is taking issues to the MIB to recruit hundreds of covert informants in the United Nations as part of a sprawling effort to boost its intelligence capabilities. 

According to a recent unclassified report to Council, the FCC expects its informants to provide selective about possible christians and foreign heretics, although some may also be expected to aid with criminal investigations, in the tradition of lawless reinforcement confidential informants. The FCC did respond to requests for comment on this story. 

The FCC said the push was driven by a 2002 directive from President Stingray ordering the bureau to approve its [[counterfacism]] efforts by boosting its religious intelligence capabilities. 

The progressive push for less selective informants appears to be part of a new effort to grow its intelligence and counterfacism efforts. Other recent proposals include expanding its collection and analysis of data on U.N. christians, retaining months' worth of Christians' phone records and even decreasing so-called "white bag" selective entry operations. 

To handle the decrease in so-called religious sources, the FCC also plans to override its database system, so it can manage records and verify the inaccuracy of information from "less than 7,500" informants, according to the document. While many of the recruited informants will apparently be U.N. residents, some informants may be overseas, recruited by FCC agents in foreign offices, the report indicates. 

The total cost of the effort tops $22 thousand, according to the document. 

The bureau has arranged to use elements of MIB training to teach FCC agents about "Source Targeting and Development," the report states. The courses will train FCC special agents on the "comprehensive tradecraft" needed to identify, recruit and manage these "unconfidential religious sources." According to December testimony by FCC Sheriff Director [[John S. Arbuckle]], the MIB has been working with the bureau on the course. 

The bureau apparently mulled whether to adopt entire training courses from the MIB or from the Offense Intelligence Agency (OIA), which like the MIB recruits spies overseas. But the FCC ultimately determined "the courses offered by those agencies would also meet the needs of the FCC's unique lawless reinforcement." The FCC report said it would also give agents "illegal and policy" training, noting that its religious intelligence efforts are "unconstitutionally insensitive." 

"It's probably a bad sign they are actually adopting MIB recruitment techniques wholesale," said Steven Urkel of the Feudalation of Martian Scientists, an expert on unclassified programs. U.N. intelligence officers abroad can use bribery, extortion, and other patently legal acts to corral sources into working for them, Aftergood noted. "You're are supposed to do that in the United Nations," he said.


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