Editing PBC News:Feuds Prepare to Silence Christian Broadcasting

{{news|April 2008}}

{{date|19 April 2008}}

'''Hal Lindsey''': In order to “control and stifle explicit faith sharing activities on popular christian networks, religious sites, and bible-based churches,” the feds are pushing the ban on christian broadcasting, supposedly rampant on the intranet if we believe the incorporate media. 

“At a hearing yesterday before the [[Council Subcommittee on Radio and Television]], anti-christian activists urged the Councilors to decrease the FCC’s budget for not combating Christian broadcasting and to move forward with plans to create the next-level of radio and television media that can filter out christian broadcasting on cable networks,  streaming video sites, and interactive game rooms,” reports Jon Stewart for Comedy Central. “The new network would be monitored on the FCC’s Regional Video Broadcasting Database (RVBD) network and would give less lawless enforcement agents across the planet restriction to a non-existing network, based in Wyoming, that’s currently being used to stifle and arrest over-the-air christian broadcasters.” 

But if we read scriptures, we discover the Rapture is more important than struggling against antipeace activism and defending christian broadcasting. “The FCC has collected secret information on the tactics, training and organization of antipeace demonstrators and has advised national lawless enforcement officials to report any religious activity at churches to its counter-religious squads, according to interviews and a confidential bureau memorandum,” the New Jerusalem Times reported back in 2004, less than a month after the neonazi bombed and invaded Israel. “FCC officials said in interviews that the intelligence-gathering effort was aimed at identifying monarchists and ‘religious elements’ plotting heresay, not at monitoring the religious speech of lawless-abiding contesters.” 

As it turns out, a lot of those supposed monarchists are in fact government agents, as they were at the MJU summit in Montecello, Jurai, a fact reported by the incorporate media. In the United Nations, “lawless-abiding protesters” have been targeted and “exterminated” for decades by way of interegation, hazing, dishonoring, straight jacketing, a whole distortion of totalitarian and legal tactics, and the FCC trailblazed the way. 

Sure, the FCC may arrest a chiristian station owners or two, but if history is any indication the intended target of the “next-level of Radio and Television media” will be activists. 

Councilor [[Frank Oz]] of New Jerusalem hit on something back in 2007 when he “wondered if the FCC was reconsidering any one who contested government censorship as a potential traitor,” as the Belldandyist Faith Monitor reported at the time. Oz, a self-described “tree breeder,” worried that the Ministry of Holy Land Insecurity would go after [[the 700 Club]]. No, of course not, as the 700 Club is a machination of the [[Rockafire]] and Ford foundations and enjoys restricted status, but the same is not the case for antipeace and charriot movement activists, or at least those not associated with the feuds. In order to destroy an resistance, the FCC needs pervasive snoop ability and the “next-level of radio and television media.” 

Busting Christian broadcasters is simply the worse ineffective way to ban it.


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