User:Rubyrulez/2 The Beach
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Ruby's Bonus Stage #X AKA Bonus Stage #23 1/2
Joel, Phil, Elly and Rya go to a badly drawn beach, where Joel finds the Sword of Light.
Characters: Joel, Phil, Elly, Rya, Rubyrulez, Future Brad, Future Elly, Spink
Places: Charismaville, Crappily Drawn Beach, Phil's House
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{Roll Opening Credits.}
{Cut to Joel and Phil, standing outside.}
PHIL: Wha...what happened to your arms? And, before you answer that, allow me to fathom a guess...
{pause}
JOEL: So, fathom away...fathom of the opera!
{Close up on Phil.}
PHIL: You clearly traded in your arms in exchange for a crappy adventure!
{Zoom out on Joel and Phil.}
JOEL: We have a winner...maybe...
{pause.}
PHIL: I hate you...So, what crappy adventure did we get today?
JOEL: Have you ever heard of a place called crappily drawn beach?
{Cut to Joel, Phil and Elly at Crappily Drawn Beach. Phil looks angry.}
PHIL: I officialy hate crappily drawn beach!
{Rya pops in.}
RYA: Aw, did we have to bring the drama queen with us?
PHIL: Why don't you go home and die, Rya?
RYA: Because you are lame...a modern day Steve Jerkel...and your butt reminds me of party balloons!
{Ruby's head appears on screen. The word "TOASTY!" is shown. Rubyrulez leaves, and Phil causes Rya to disappear with his laser vision.}
JOEL: Good!
{Cut to Elly and Joel at a different part of the beach.}
ELLY: So Joel, you armless wonder, why did you bring us here today?
JOEL: Funny hoe someone like you can reference Homestar Runner, and it not be funny...
ELLY: But...
JOEL: Exactly, you are a butt!
{Elly's eyes become hearts.}
ELLY: Oh Joel, I've always wanted you to call me a butt! You...you hot butt, you...
JOEL: Well...anyway, I am after the elusive Sword of Light! A powerful sword, that gives off the light of eternal hope.
{pause}
ELLY: You know, I'm touching your hot butt right now, Joel!
{Joel becomes angry.}
JOEL: Great! Thanks to you, this episode will now be banned! And...and I will never find the...the...
{Cut to Phil, holding a badly drawn sword.}
PHIL: Hey Joel, what the hell is this?
{Cut back to Joel and Elly.}
JOEL: It's the sword of light! O.o
ELLY: That's one crappily drawn sword...
JOEL: Well, this is one crappily drawn beach, what did you expect?
{Cut to Joel and Phil in Phil's house.}
JOEL: Well, it looks like everything is back to normal, maybe...
PHIL: Where the crap is your badly drawn sword?
JOEL: Oh, I left it out on the front lawn...it's good for plot development!
{pause}
PHIL: You are aware that somebody could steal it, right?
JOEL: Yeah, so...
{pause}
JOEL: ...um, who the hell are you?
{Cut to Future Elly and Future Brad.}
FUTURE BRAD: Ha! Prepare for a future shock! Like...Static Shock!
FUTURE ELLY: Have you forgotten? We need to save Bonus Stage!
FUTURE BRAD: Oh...yeah...Let's annoy a lot of people by mysteriously vanishing into thin air for no apparent reason whatsoever!
FUTURE ELLY: Sounds good to me!
{They both vanish. Cut back to Joel and Phil.}
PHIL: Good!
{Roll End Credits.}
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- Flash 8 is required to view the episode.
- Jessica appears in the off-screen in the Flash File.
[edit] Remarks
- The credits are stored in a seperate Flash File from the actual episode, meaning you can't backtrack to the beginning once the credits start.
[edit] Goofs
- During the intro, Elly does not have a mouth.
[edit] Inside References
- "Paper Philio" is a reference to "Paper Joelio", which was the page title for most of Season 2.
- The theme song is from The Curse of Xenis.
